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Anguish Languish - Howard L. Chace
Howard L. Chace
Anguish Languish
Published by Good Press, 2022
goodpress@okpublishing.info
EAN 4066338091710
Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION
☛ Policemen and Magicians
What Anguish Really Is. ☚
Are There Any Good Reasons to Study Anguish? ☚
How Can One Learn Anguish? ☚
1 FURRY TELLS
LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT
GUILTY LOOKS ENTER TREE BEERS
CENTER ALLEY
2 NOISIER RAMS
MARRY HATTER LADLE LIMB
SINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS
EFFERVESCENT
OILED MURDER HARBORED
PITTER PAPER
3 FEY-MOUSE TELLS
CASING ADDER BET
Violate Huskings ore Ornery Aboard Inner Gelded Ketch
4 LATH THING THUMB THONGS!
FRYER JERKER
ALLEY WETTER
DOOR OIL GORY MAYOR
DARE ASHY TURBAN INNER TORN
FUR HAZY JELLY GUT FURLOUGH
HIVE BAN WALKING HONOR ROIL RUT
HURL, HURL, DOOR GONG’S OIL HAIR
HORMONE DERANGE
INTRODUCTION
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THE ANGUISH LANGUISH
English words are astonishingly versatile and could readily be made to serve a new and extraordinary purpose, but nobody seems to care about this except SPAL (Society for the Promotion of the Anguish Languish).[1] In keeping with its lofty ideals and its slogan, ANGUISH FOR EVERYBODY, the Society is sponsoring this little text, which has three aims:
1. To improve the public’s understanding of the Anguish Languish.
2. To improve the academic standing of the Anguish Languish.
3. To improve the social and financial standing of the Society.
☛ Policemen and Magicians
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A visiting professor of Anguish, Dr. ——[2], who, while learning to understand spoken English, was continually bewildered and embarrassed by the similarity of such expressions as boys and girls and poisoned gulls, used to exclaim:
"Gracious! What a lot of words sound like each other! If it wasn’t (sic) for the different situations in which we hear ’em, we’d have a terrible time saying which was which."
Of course, these may not have been the professor’s