Lights, Cookies, Fruitcake!
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The holidays are all about our humanity—good, bad, and in between. In this collection, Johanna Rothman offers this heartwarming collection of holiday short stories. This collection contains these five original short Christmas stories:
- Unusual Secret Santa
- Untangled Lights
- Christmas for Halloween
- A Christmas Cookie Competition
- A Crime Against Fruitcake
Enjoy the sights, sounds, and smells of Christmas. And, maybe, you'll bake something just for yourself.
Johanna Rothman
Johanna Rothman, known as the “Pragmatic Manager,” provides frank advice for your tough problems. She helps leaders and teams see problems and resolve risks and manage their product development. Johanna is the author of more than ten books and hundreds of articles. Find her two blogs at jrothman.com and createadaptablelife.com.
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Lights, Cookies, Fruitcake! - Johanna Rothman
An Unusual Secret Santa
Chapter 1
Leaning on the railing, and surveying the mall stores from her perch on the upper floor, Beth Andrews watched the patterns of shoppers swish and sway—almost like swarms of bees. Or maybe lemmings. Whatever. Not people—animals, dressed like people— swarming to the right, then to the left. All under the watchful eyes of the red, white, and green candy cane lights.
However, she was starting to get a headache from the lights. They switched off and on, apparently randomly. Not in time to the music, which right now was all about a little drummer boy. Or, on a regular pattern, even if wasn’t based on music. If the lights couldn’t stick with the pattern of the holiday music, why were they switching off and on? Or on and off?
The people didn’t move in sync to the music either.
Beth sighed, a sound she could barely hear over the just-too-loud music. If only other people saw and heard patterns the way she did. Patterns were all about regularity and efficiency.
She took a deep breath and luxuriated in the deep cinnamon smell wafting up from the food court below her. She knew better than to get one of those cinnamon bun things. Well, she could get one, but she’d have to run a whole lot more for the next three weeks to make up for the calories. She didn’t want to gain weight, not when she’d bought all these wonderful clothes back in September. That was part of her efficiency—she bought a quarter of her year’s clothing in September, a quarter on sale in January, another quarter in May, and the rest just in time
for special occasions.
Janie, a work colleague, had asked about Beth’s approach to shopping. When Beth explained it to her, Janie said that the just in time shopping broke the pattern. Just in time was random.
Beth disagreed—in her opinion, the randomness maintained the pattern. And that was why she was here, in the mall, today, on a Sunday six weeks before Christmas. To get a Secret Santa present for her boss, Marty Jones.
Like anyone could ever get a present for him. Especially not for the maximum amount of five dollars. Five! And they were going to exchange gifts the second week of December. At least two weeks early!
Way too many constraints. This is why code was so much more reasonable than people. Code she could deal with. People? Not so much.
She took a deep breath to calm herself down. Freaking out wasn’t going to get that present bought.
Her stomach jumped around with nerves. Why did bosses get to participate in Secret Santa? Just unfair.
She felt a chill on the back of her neck, almost as if the mall had turned on the air conditioning, which was crazy. The Boston weather, this first week of November, was unseasonably cool—just above freezing. Cold enough that she’d worn her navy-blue winter coat with her black turtleneck and a gray fleece sweater. And her small black cross-body bag with her phone and other necessities, such as lip balm.
By keeping to basic black with both black jeans and sneakers, Beth thought she looked like she could pass for normal. As opposed to a geeky person who hated in-person shopping.
The music changed to Jingle Bells. Normally, Beth totally enjoyed the bells, but again, the lights kept flashing on and off without syncing to the music.
Maybe she should put on sunglasses before she continued what might be a fruitless search for her Secret Santa present.
She hated feeling like a Scrooge at the holidays. She might be just a little geeky, but she loved the holidays. Especially when the November weather already felt like Christmas.
Just then, she heard a male voice yell, "I don’t care if the lights are supposed to work with the music. They don’t! And I don’t know what to do about it!" A door slammed.
She turned around and there was a pasty-faced guy in a short-sleeved black t-shirt, faded jeans, and black sneakers walking in circles. He muttered to himself.
She walked closer to hear.
If God had wanted programmers to succeed, he would never have invented Fortran. He would have invented C. Or Ruby. Or Lisp. Which he did. Or any other modern language. But Fortran! Save me.
Have a little trouble with your Fortran?
she asked.
He stopped and looked at her. Up and down. Then he sneered, as if he’d already judged her and found her wanting.
You wouldn’t understand,
he said and continued walking in ever-smaller circles.
Try me,
she said.
He stopped and looked at her again. Okay. So, the mall owner found this ancient program. In Fortran of all languages.
He shook his head. It’s supposed to sync the music and the lights. But it doesn’t!
Want some help with that?
Beth asked.
Do I want some help with that?
he asked in a high-pitched, sing-song voice. Of course, I do! I can’t figure out what to do! You wouldn’t be able to help.
"With an attitude like that, I won’t help you. Good luck," she said and walked towards the escalator to head back down to the stores. Surely she could find a Secret Santa present somewhere.
Hold it!
he said. I need help. Do you program?
Of course,
she said. What do I look like?
A person.
She rolled her eyes. "People program. Even female people. How old are you?"
Twenty-three.
He stood there with his arms crossed, tapping his foot, his forehead furrowed. What does that have to do with it?
She rolled her eyes again. Old enough to know better.
How old are you?
Twenty-seven,
she said.
You know Fortran?
he asked.