The Book of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks: A Celebration of Creative Punctuation
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From the sarcastic to the suggestive, here are quotation marks as we love them best, doing horrible damage to the English language. Who wouldn’t have second thoughts about ordering the “hamburger” on the diner’s menu? Would it be best to skip the “blowout” sale at the department store? What hidden price must be paid for something marked “free”? Assembled by the creator of the wildly popular “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks, this book surveys the havoc wreaked by quotation marks on signs, menus, placards, and posters that leave reality upended by supposed “facts.” This smarty-pants guide is “perfect” for desperate grammarians, habitual air quoters, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
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The Book of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks - Bethany Keeley
QUOTATION MARKS AND THE NEW
YOU
Today is the first day of the rest of your life,
because you are reading this book,
which will change the way you view punctuation forever. Before, you may have used quotation marks sparingly—for example, when quoting someone. Perhaps you thought there were grammatical rules, limiting the possible occasions for using the humble quotation mark. That may once have been the case. But from my experience curating the Blog
of Unnecessary
Quotation Marks, I can tell you that people are developing new and exciting ways to use the quotation mark every day. In fact, there are literally millions
of ways to use these little word adornments to express yourself.
They are much more than mere punctuation. They can serve so many purposes! Quotation marks are like the character actors of print, playing a wide variety of roles. They’re the little tchotchkes that spruce up an otherwise plain statement, the word dimples that mark an adorable pun, or the punctuation equivalent of the ironic hipster mustache, assuring your audience that you are WAY too cool to mean that particular word sincerely (or, perhaps, that you are cool enough to know that mustaches are the new goatee).
Not sure how to start using quotation marks yourself, or how to interpret their myriad meanings? Well, don’t be frightened—that’s what this book is here to teach you. After some practice, you’ll find that quotation marks are merely the makings of a fun linguistic puzzle for you to solve. To help you on your way toward better integrating quotation marks into your life (and understanding those you encounter on a day-to-day basis), I’ve assembled a list of the various ways quotation marks are used in the world around us. Of course, new meanings for the quotation mark are popping up every day, so you’ll want to keep track of your own findings and discoveries, too (see Proper Quotation-Mark-Spotting Gear & Attire
). The pages that follow contain some basic categories of quotation mark use that will guide you through the rest of this book.
USE: Quotation
EXPLANATION: A very popular historical use for the quotation mark, a quotation is something somebody once said somewhere. For example, I have a dream
is something Martin Luther King Jr. said once.