Jokes for Magic Tricks

By Wolfgang Riebe

300+ 'CLEAN' & 'POLITICALLY CORRECT' JOKES FOR AND ABOUT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MAGIC AND MAGICIANS!

Are one of the many magicians that has a cupboard and boxes full of unused magic tricks?

Why?

Maybe it's because you don't have patter/jokes for any of them?

Here's your solution!

This book solves all your problems with over 300 jokes specifically for magicians and common magic topics and tricks, including; Applause, Assistants, Balloons, Balls, Books, Bullet catching, Cards, Chinese, Cigarettes, Coins, Cups, Disappearance, Dissection, Doves, Eggs & Egg Bag, Escapism, Fire, General, Guillotine, Kids Parties, Lemons/Oranges, Levitation, Liquid, Mentalism, Mobile PhoneS, NewspaperS, Pens & Pencils, Rabbits, Rings, Ropes, Rubber Bands, Spectacles, Salt & Sugar, Silks, Sweets, Ventriloquism, Wands and Wives.

Take those old magic tricks and rejuvenate them now with a PDF book filled with funny one-liner jokes that can be told to all audiences!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Wolfgang Riebe
• Release date: Sep 16, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005845674

Wolfgang Riebe

Wolfgang began his career as a magician on British television on BBC & ITV, later traveling around the world as a headline act on cruise liners before tackling expeditions throughout the Arctic & Antarctic where he performed world-class illusions to thousands of international passengers.In later years he relocated to Cape Town from where he focused on the EMEA market combining strategically planned illusions with speaking in order to reinforce corporate messaging throughout Africa, Europe and the Middle East. He completed a thesis in Complexity Thinking and its affect on Innovation amongst leadership in multi-national organisations at the York St John university in the UK.In 2012 the National Speakers Association (NSA) awarded Wolfgang the CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) designation, which is the highest award given to any professional speaker in the speaking world. This designation is currently only held by less than 800 professional speakers globally.His passion is to share life truths and connect people through logical thinking and fun, as can be validated through his You Tube channel (inspiringtheworld) with over 1000 videos. In 2015 he appeared as a TEDx speaker and is currently based in Geneva, Switzerland where he focuses on the English Speaking meetings & events market and has performed in over 165 countries during the last 30 years.From symposiums, conferences, strategic planning sessions, cruise liners, television to expeditions, his vast variety of incredible life experiences make him the perfect host as your Keynote Speaker, Master of Ceremonies and Celebrity Comedy Entertainer, turning your whole event into an unforgettable sophisticated experience where creates Memorable Magical Moments for everyone.

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JOKES FOR MAGIC TRICKS

By Wolfgang Riebe

Published by Mind Power Publications at Smashwords

This book is available at

www.wolfgangriebe.com

Copyright © 2021 by Wolfgang Riebe

www.wolfgangriebe.com

ISBN: 978-1005845674

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Disclaimer

These 300+ one-liner jokes have been collected over a period of 30 years in the magic profession and from various sources including books, friends, Internet and comedians. It is impossible to credit the originators of most of these one-liners. Hence they are shared in the spirit of promoting comedy.

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CATEGORIES

INTRODUCTION

APPLAUSE

ASSISTANT: TRICKS THAT USE ONE

BALLOONS

BALLS: MULTIPLYING & GOLF

BOOKS

BULLET CATCHING

CARDS

CHINESE

CIGARETTES

COINS

CUPS

DISAPPEARANCE

DISSECTION TICKS

DOVES

EGGS & EGG BAG

ESCAPISM

FIRE

GENERAL

GUILLOTINE

KIDS PARTIES

LEMON / ORANGE

LEVITATION TRICKS

LIQUID TRICKS

MIND READING / MENTALISM / METAL BENDING

MOBILE PHONE

MONEY

NEWSPAPER

PENS & PENCILS

RABBITS

RINGS

ROPE

RUBBER BANDS / ELASTICS

SALT & SUGAR

SILKS / SCARVES / HANDKERCHIEF

SPECTACLES

STRAWS

SWEETS & CHOCOLATES

VENTRILOQUISM

WANDS

WIVES

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INTRODUCTION

Welcome to a one-liner book with a slight difference!Although I have written many joke books, this one has COMPLETELY NEW jokes and is particularly aimed at magicians who have tons of old tricks laying