It’s Twu, It’s Twu: A Five- Year Political Journey with an Ass.

By Zak Irwin Benedon

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Aug 24, 2021
• ISBN: 9781664191761

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Copyright © 2021 by Zak Irwin Benedon.

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Rev. date: 08/24/2021

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CONTENTS

First Word

Topsy Turvy

Preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America

Title of Book

E pluribus Unum!

In the beginning

Fiction to fact!

A small taste of hee-haw

America, America

Sit, read, hold on to your socks!

Here comes the night!

Blabbering Ass

When will we learn?

Let’s take a ride

The game’s the same

Angles

The DON(k)Y loves walls

The trapeze ‘will’ break!

It’s all about ‘me’ & ‘I’

Rise of the Cockwomble

Showtime

The Fakir

The ‘great’ Pretender

Sense & sensibility

In time

Gathering storm

Twu or fake?

The search

History turned upside down

The american dream

Creator

The pile

A Diller, a dollar

The Sociopath in the game

Keepers of the flame!

Pretender

The Graduate

The Clown made them laugh... At us!

A thorn a King & a Clown

Narcissus was a -0-

Ponzi was a piker

History repeated

Dribbles and dribbles

Hollywood tale 1946

The ‘it’ spoke

Anythings possible

DON(k)Y up at bat

Viva Senior DON(k)Y

Democracy/Autocracy

It’s catching! Much faster than a cold

A drink for an ass

Time out!

Swat out the lie’s

The wanderer

Swamp Ass

Big Boy

An irrevocable force

Condition

Battle of the mind

A thorn in the head

A tornado occurred

Born with a spoon

Bus ride

A stable of asses

Reel ‘it’ in

Positive

The canard pitcher

Doctor talk

A bunch of hay

The Red Sparrow

It’s all a hoax

DON(k)YS song

‘I’ appeal

Banana Republic

Civility

Take a good look

Dumb vs Stupid

The Philosopher/Magician

Condition

Apple

A waste

In time

Deaf dumb and DON(k)Y

‘It’ just keeps on flowing

Anatomy!

Disaster before the eyes

1 Free when you buy 1

Dances with lie’s

Who he?

It’s only an Oat!

The truth shall make you free

Fork Tongue

The People!

Only a Screenplay?

One piece of prevention

Blinded eyes

The old Ass & the swamp

Why?

Give a little

Superass

Lame brain

Tangled

Re-play?

American fraud

Diaper change

HYPERBOLICAL FOOL

Rattling chains

The DON(k)Ys salami

Hail!

Next in line

Is it twu, DON(k)Y do dat?

Everyone needs a friend

Illusion’s

Looking after...

A reflection

Ship going down!

Sideshow

Crass Ass

Not just some dumb cow

March of the Ass’s

Bile

Sunnyside up!

December ¹1th 2020

Hearsay?

The party

DON(k)Y in the house

The challenge

Raving mad

Holy Moley!

Coup d’etat!

It’s only a fence

The whimpering Ass

On tippy, tippy toe’s

Obsession

DON(k)Y Do

Hee-haw yelp!

Hang on for the ride

Pardon

Upside-down

Of course, of course!

Rage!

Beware!

A medal for an Ass

True art

Power!

Reaching out!

No need for a laxative

Amazing Grace

What’s a majority?

Genius

Many a tale

No me!

Heave ho!

Surprise!

Monkey vs DON(k)Y

Insurrection day

Raging

Vernacular

A mixed bag

Gang’s

For the better!

A tale of power began & ended

And they believed ‘it’!

Misunderstood?

Premonition

The green enabler’s

Our house!

Stiffed!

The art to the new deal!

Temperatures rising!

One more night!

Adieu!

Happy talk!

Once upon a time... Yesterday!

Un-sanitized

Contaminated

Digest

Fairytale time

Treacherous snake

End of tales

Flash!

Daydreaming

Synopsis

Wrap-up

It was only, an optical illusion

Last Word

EVERYTHING HAS A REASON

EVERYTHING HAS A MEANING

ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE!

Take notice of the front and back covers of this book.

Both their backgrounds are in WHITE!

This being, to expressly represent ‘all’ of the tales told by this DON(k)YS

LITTLE White Lies!

Once upon a time, there was Narcissis.

Who had a love affair... With himself.

Then followed Ponzi, with a super deal.

Trotting along right behind, came the inheritor.

The DON(k)Y!

Putting them both, to sorrowful shame.

For they knew not...

The Ass’s, ART OF THE DEAL!

The Ass chews at, every spoke in the reel.

Not allowing the wheel to fairly spin.

It’s twu, it’s twu!

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GLOSSARY

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FIRST WORD

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"A MAN WHO ‘LIES’ TO HIMSELF AND BELIEVES HIS OWN ‘LIES’ BECOMES UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE TRUTH, EITHER IN HIMSELF OR IN ANYONE ELSE, AND HE ENDS UP LOSING RESPECT FOR HIMSELF AND OTHERS.

WHEN HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE, HE CAN NO LONGER LOVE, AND IN ORDER TO DIVERT HIMSELF, HAVING NO LOVE IN HIM, HE YIELDS TO HIS IMPULSES, INDULGES TO THE LOWEST FORM OF PLEASURE, AND BEHAVES IN THE END LIKE AN ANIMAL. AND IT ALL COMES FROM ‘LYING’ – ‘LYING’ TO YOURSELF AND TO OTHERS."

(Fyodor Dostoevsky * 1821-1881)

TOPSY TURVY

You!

Have just laid eyes upon...

A Five-year journey, with an Ass.

In ‘its’ efforts to chew into shreds.

America’s most valued and cherished of documents.

Which, had ‘it’ succeeded?

Would have turned America...

TOPSY TURVY!

The CONSTITUTION of THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA.

It’s twu, it’s twu!

zib

PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION OF

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

In order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility’ to provide for the common defense, to promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves, and the posterity to ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

(Excerpt)

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TITLE OF BOOK

This title was derived from the movie,

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

In the scene where Greta Von Schtupp, wearing a flimsy nightgown...

Emerges out from the bedroom of the Monster.

With an immensely satisfied glow upon her face,

Stares directly into the audience.

Spreading both her hands wide apart.

Screaming...

"It’s twu, (true) it’s twu!"

On the cover of this book