Getting Clowned Two

By Leroy Stepheney

A young man is trying his hardest to follow his dream and be with the love of his life.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jun 24, 2021
• ISBN: 9781664181915

Leroy Stepheney

Leroy Stepheney came from a small town. He loves to make people laugh and help them to build up there self esteem.

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Copyright © 2021 by Leroy Stepheney.

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Rev. date: 06/22/2022

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CONTENTS

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

CHAPTER ONE

I n Hollywood California at building 9000 on Sunset Avenue. Joe Johnson was in his office sitting at his office desk reading some important paper work. As Joe Johnson placed the important paper work down onto his desk. Joe Johnson said. Now that’s what’s up?. Joe Johnson’s office phone rang. As Joe Johnson tried to reach for his office phone but instead of him picking up the office phone. Joe Johnson had of pressed the button for the intercom to come on. Joe Johnson said. Hello. The person who had of called Joe Johnson’s office phone was his secretary Lisa. As Lisa’s voice could be heard through the Intercom. Lisa was saying. Yeah Joe listen. Joe Johnson said… Unh hunh. What’s up Lisa? Lisa said. That lemon head raisonet. Joe Johnson said. Yeah. Lisa said. We bugged this fool’s whole apartment. Joe Johnson said. That’s what’s up? Lisa said. He even told his mom everything that happened. Joe Johnson said. OH yeah. Lisa said. Yeah, you need to make a movie about his ass and call that shit stranded. Joe Johnson giggled then Joe Johnson said. I like that, but are you sure his east coast ass ain’t gonna know he’s being watched?. Lisa said. I’m 100% sure. We even got the TV rigged and people following him 24/7. You see he ain’t realize that shit way out in Cali. Joe Johnson said. Yeah you right, just keep me posted about what this silverback ass fool is up to. Lisa said. Silverback. What’s that? Joe Johnson said. A guerrilla. Lisa said. A guerrilla. Joe Johnson said. Yeah cause of the only gray patch of hair in the front of his head. Lisa started laughing. Joe Johnson said. Lisa it ain’t funny. This fool is smarter than you think he is. Lisa stopped laughing and said. Alright. Joe Johnson said. Now handle your, I mean our business. Lisa said. Okay. Joe Johnson said. I’m counting on you Lisa. Lisa said. Have I ever let you down Joe Johnson? Joe Johnson said. No. Lisa said. That’s why I’m a be on this fool like a stripper taking off her clothes. Joe Johnson said. I like that. Now that’s why I keep you paid. Now handle our business Lisa.

As Joe Johnson pushed the button on the intercom to end the phone call. Joe Johnson heard somebody knocked onto his office door. Joe Johnson said. Come In. As the office door had of came open slowly. Joe Johnson couldn’t believe what he was looking at. It was Tim. The security guard that Lisa had fired. Tim was holding a gun in his left hand. As Tim pointed the gun at Joe Johnson and then closed the office door slowly. Joe Johnson was saying to Tim. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa Tim, put that gun down before you hurt somebody. I know you mad about getting fired, but you were given too many chances. As Tim started walking over towards to Joe Johnson. Tim was saying. Yeah like a fool hunting for a leprechaun’s pot of gold. I protected you. Protected you and protected you so you could have all this life of luxury, but now it’s Time to show you what it’s like to have nothing. As Tim was standing about two feet away from Joe Johnson’s office desk. Joe Johnson said. Oh yeah. As Joe Johnson had of used his left foot to step onto a desk that was on the floor under his office desk. The electric Taser had of shot from out of the front of Joe Johnson’s office desk and the Taser wires had of struck Tim right in the front of his pants hitting Tim in his Crotch piercing his scrotum sacks. As Tim had of felt the high voltage of electricity flowing through his body.

Tim had started shaking and squeezed the trigger to the gun once and the bullet went pounding into the far right hand wall. Joe Johnson was saying. Well say hello to my little friend. As Tim fell onto the floor flopping around like a fish. Tim had of squeezed the trigger again and a bullet pounded into the glass lamp on Joe Johnson’s office desk. Joe Johnson tapped the emergency button on his intercom. Joe Johnson said to Tim. How’s your family jewels feeling Tim? As Tim was still flopping around like a fish. Tim had of squeezed the trigger to the gun again. A bullet pounded right through the big glass office window. Out in the hallway. About 10 security guards were running down the hallway towards Joe Johnson’s office. Inside Joe Johnson’s office. Joe Johnson was looking at Tim as Tim was still laying on the floor flopping around like a fish. Joe Johnson was saying to Tim. Look at you Tim flopping around like a fish who can’t Wait to get back in some water. As Joe Johnson’s office door came flying open fast. Tim had of pulled the trigger to the gun and the bullet ripped through the ceiling. Joe Johnson had of slipped his left foot from off of the device to stop tasing Tim. One of the security guards had of quickly took the gun from out of Tim’s hand. The other security guards quickly picked Tim up from off of the floor and carried Tim from out of the office. The security guard holding the gun said to Joe Johnson. Are you okay sir?. Joe Johnson said. I sure is but I know that fool gonna need the biggest ice bucket challenge ever to heal those nuts. The security guard laughed and then said. You’re too much sir. Joe Johnson said. Not yet I ain’t. I’m just shocking.

Over in Lancaster PA. Steve was inside his apartment sitting down at the dining room table eating a bowl of Cap’n crunch cereal. As Steve picked up the spoon and dipped it into the bowl of cereal and raised the spoon full of milk and cereal up to his lips. Someone had of knocked onto Steve’s apartment door real hard. Steve said. How come every time I wanna eat my Cap’n crunch in peace somebody’s at my door? Steve yelled out. What, y’all fools gotta crunch alert. Who Is It? The person who knocked onto Steve’s apartment door was Carmen. Carmen said. It’s me pooh bear. As Steve placed the spoon full of milk and cereal down into the bowl of cereal. Steve stood up. Steve said. Oh shit. Hold on chunky. Give me a minute. I ain’t dressed. Carmen said. What do you mean hold on? I done seen every inch of your body. Even the gray patch of hair on your balls. Steve said. A yo chill with that the neighbors might hear you. As Steve had of opened up the apartment door. Carmen said. I ain’t worried about the sesame street gang. You need to get up out of the cookie monsters building any way. Steve said. Carmen if you don’t shut up and get in here. As carmen stepped Inside of Steve’s apartment. Steve said. Damn. I don’t get a Pooh bear kiss no nothing. As Steve closed the apartment door, he and Carmen both walked over to the dinette table. Carmen sat down. Carmen was saying. I know you ain’t call me way up here just for that.

Steve said. No. Carmen said. Good. Rosie can Wait. Did you get those millions Steve? Steve said. I got something better than that Carmen. As Carmen gasped for air and placed her right hand up by her mouth. Carmen said. What is pooh bear did he give you a job. Are you apart of his team? Steve said. Are you crazy? As Carmen had of lowered her hand down onto her upper thigh real hard. Carmen sucked her teeth. Carmen said. What is It? Steve said. I wanted to tell you it’s time for us to get a crib together. Carmen said. You called me way up here for that. You could have told me that over the phone. Steve said. But I felt it was best I tell you face to face and be sincere about it because I love you. As Carmen had of stood up and headed for the door to leave. Carmen was saying. Love. I’m out of here. As Steve had of followed behind Carmen. Steve was saying. Oh yeah. It’s like that.

As Carmen had of opened up the apartment door to leave. Steve grabbed the door knob and Steve said. May the door knob hit you where I ain’t never licked you. As Steve tried to slam the door shut. Carmen quickly turned around and placed her foot in the door way. Carmen said. No. What I ain’t sucked on yet. As Carmen grabbed Steve’s Penis and slammed the door closed. Steve’s Penis was stuck between the closed doors. Steve was hollering. Carmen was saying. You big dick mother fucker.

Down at Miss Nicky’s house. Miss Nicky and Tammy were sitting down at the dinette table. Miss Nicky had a marijuana joint in her left hand. Tammy had a tall glass of beer in front of her. As Miss Nicky was about to toke onto her marijuana joint. Tammy said to Miss Nicky. You need to slow down on that before you turn into puff the magic dragon. Miss Nicky said. Shit I’m already that. I’m trynna be the blow out queen. Nah mean.

As Miss Nicky started toking onto her marijuana joint. Tammy said. At 55. You 55 now ain’t you Miss Nicky. As Miss Nicky had of stop toking onto the marijuana joint. Miss Nicky sucked at the air and then Miss Nicky said. Yup. You smoke crack don’t you. Tammy said. Who. As Miss Nicky exhaled the smoke from out through her nose. Miss Nicky said. How come every Time I’m Chilin with someone in my crib they wanna act like we some dam owls in a motherfuckin tree. Do I look like I’m from who Ville Tammy? Tammy said. No. Alright then. You smoke crack. You gonna keep on smoking crack til you get your degree in crutnack and then you can say who crackavelli". As Miss Nicky started toking onto her marijuana joint. Tammy picked up her glass of beer and started drinking it.

Carmen had of opened up the front door and stepped into the living room. As Miss Nicky had of stopped toking onto her marijuana joint and sucked at the air. Tammy stopped drinking her glass of beer. Miss Nicky said to Carmen. What you doing back so quick Carmen. As Miss Nicky exhaled the smoke from out through her mouth. Carmen was saying. Cause this alligator walking as fool ain’t got nothing for me mom. As Carmen was walking over to the dinette table to sit down. Miss Nicky said. What? Carmen said. Nothing except he wants for us to be some loveshackers. I don’t think this fool went to Cali to sign no deal with Mister Joe Johnson. Tammy said. I could have told you that Carmen. What you think I came down here to chill for. As Miss Nicky was about to start toking onto her marijuana joint. Miss Nicky said. "To try and get me to smoke some crack, nah I’m just joking, but I ain’t gonna put it pass you