Naughty Forty-One Important Lessons & Six Red Flag Warnings: Do’s and Don’Ts in Any Relationship

By J. F. Klynn

This cleverly written graphic manuscript reveals and highlights important lessons of the dos and don’ts in any relationship. However, there’s a twist in the book that you should not miss. This book begins with meaningful and scriptural issues, then you are thrown curves capable of knocking you down.

If you’re looking to read something nice about this book, do not bet on it. Pick up the Holy Bible or Vanity Fair magazines for niceness. If you are looking for naughty things to read about, well, this publication fits into that category.

At the book’s beginning, it discusses qualities of love and infatuation. Then it descends into darkness and debauchery. At the book’s end, it concludes with important six red flag warning signs. Yes, this includes six red flag warning signs everyone should look for to prevent any kind of unwanted complications in a relationship.

“Let he who has discernment—understand!”

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Apr 6, 2019
• ISBN: 9781796026221

J. F. Klynn

About the Author Let me to introduce myself. The name is James Franc Klynn, J. F. Klynn aka, Pop, Poppa, Mr. Opportune Time and/or, of course, Mr. Time and Opportunity. I have crossed over the threshold of literary writings into graphic scripts. Fervently, I began indulging in graphic writings of creative literary works. The results --- a type of graphic creative writing began filling pages of my life’s history in carnal accomplishments. Flashing through the many months and years, I acquired many different title names which added to my resume of carnal activities. Different titles became attached; The Mack, the True Playa, True Womanizer and of course - The Mack King. Those carnal and exotic instincts elevated to a higher level as I attracted those of the opposite sex; beautiful women. Soon, the ladies are lined up like a chorus line and I would indulge in these lovely ladies as the numbers increased.

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Naughty Forty-One

Important Lessons

& Six Red Flag Warnings

DO’S AND DON’TS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP

J. F. Klynn

Copyright © 2019 by J. F. Klynn.

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Contents

Introduction

1.)     Curiosity Kill the Cat!

2.)     Mimicking Others - Nah, Nah!

3.)     Do not Reveal to Others about your Sex Life

4.)     Defamation of Character – Nah, Nah!

5.)     Pay-Back, Yeah, It’s a Bitch!

6.)     Sex have Fallen Relationships, Even Empires

7.)     Illicit Romances is all ‘Chance’

8.)     Stop Cryin’ Over Spilt Milk!

9.)     Vulnerability and its Damaging Effects

10.)   Second Time Around / Second Chances? Uh-Huh-h-h!

11.)   Don’t get Caught with your Pants Down!

12.)   Hey, All You Adulterers and Fornicators, Beware!

13.)   Topless Strip Joints or Pimp Clubs?

14.)   When is it Too Much Liquor or Alcohol?

15.)   Threats & Its Unforeseen Consequences

16.)   Sexual Dysfunctions and Malfunctions

17.)   How Well do you Hide your Paraphernalia?

18.)   Patience and its Rewards

19.)   Beware of the Gold Diggers!

20.)   Never Confess or Admit to Wrongdoings!

21.)   Know your Sex Mate’s Body, Physically

22.)   Angels Exist Only in the Heavens

23.)   Fact: Vaginas Internal Textures are Different

24.)   Make them Laugh – Win that Ass!

25.)   Let the Ladies Cum or Orgasms, First!

26.)   Be a Friend to the Ladies, then, Lay Them!

27.)   Guys and Girls can be Terrible Haters!

28.)   Women Hates Boredom!

29.)   Avoid Using your Home to Cheat!

30.)   When a Woman says ‘No’ She Means ‘No’

31.)   Acts of Kindness and its True Rewards!

32.)   You Cannot Please All Women-All the Time!

33.)   Trust Me Fellas, Looks Ain’t Everything!

34.)   People Tend to Hide the Truth about Themselves

35.)   Beware of the Macks and Mackettes!

36.)   Always Refer to Side Pieces as Baby, Honey, Etc.

37.)   Look Out for Red Flag Warnings!

38.)   Illicit Romances are Based on Time & Opportunity

39.)   Never Let your Left Hand Know what your Right Hand is Doing

40.)   Fake the Funk! It is Alright to Lie or Fib When Necessary

41.)   Sex with Too many Side Pieces in your Home is a No-No!

42.)   Pop’s Top Ten Rules

43.)   Learn Pop’s Six Red Flag Warnings

44.)   Poppa’s Cardinal Rule

Conclusion

Introduction

Can you Recall Santa Claus’ be Naughty or Nice?

Do you remember the popular African American Rap Group called Naughty by Nature?

Well, what is Naughty?

These are some of the words associated with naughty; such words like wayward, wicked, disobedient and bad to name a few. Naughty can be described as someone that acts without thinking or caring about the consequences of such an action. (Oxford Dictionaries)

Can you show more of - what is Naughty?

Naughty can mean, not normal, ordinary or typical. Naughty can be described as ‘not of the norm or normal.’ Associating words of naughty are unruly, errant and strong-willed. Also, the words which impressed me the most are ‘misbehaving and sinful.’ (Oxford Dictionaries)

Personally, I prefer to compare or liken Naughty to reckless. Reckless is an adjective which describes one’s character as being, careless, unheeding, hasty, rash and most of all; thoughtless.

This book contains Naughty Forty-One Important Lessons and Six Red Flag Warnings which I think are noteworthy to and for the reader. The contents contained on these pages are nothing to smile about nor any of this book’s contents is written to amuse you.

My Naughty Forty-One Important Lessons and Six Red Flags Warning cites meaningful thoughts yet refers to heedless and mischievous consequences along with the description of each important lessons which is followed by examples, then, there’s end summaries to each message.

(The subject materials in this book is colorful with sexual contents and language. The author suggested material is for matured adults only. Some may be offended by the contents of sexual language of this book. Discretion is advised. The characters and events that are portrayed in this book are fictional; and any similarities to real persons, living or dead are purely coincidentally and not the author’s intentions to offend anyone).

Never tell Anyone you Love them if you do not Love them!

Learn to Know the difference between Love and Infatuation.

God’s Word, the Holy Scriptures identifies Love as a perfect bond of union. Love is loving your fellow man as yourself. Love is sacrifice. Love is greater than faith and hope, thus making Love the Greatest quality of them all.

First Corinthians 13:4 – Love is long-suffering and kind. Love is not jealous - it does not brag - does not get puffed up,

First Corinthians 13:5 - Love does not behave indecently - does not look for its own interests - and does not become provoked. Love does not keep account of injury.

First Corinthians 13:6 - Love does not rejoice over unrighteousness but rejoices in the truth.

First Corinthians 13:7 - Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things and endures all things.

First Corinthians 13:8 - Love never fails.

Love Conquers All!!!

Love’s description according to man or humankind is the art of caring, compassion, kindness, unselfishness, sympathy, yearning, friendship, affection, tenderness, warmth, lust, desire, goodwill, concern, solicitude, altruism, etc. (Oxford Dictionaries – Oxford University Press)

Infatuation is defined; intense but short-lived passion. Infatuation is admiration for someone or for something. Infatuation is obsession, passion and fascination.

Infatuation can include; adoration for, fixation for, desire for, fondness for, addiction to, crush on, devotion to, fondness for, etc. (Oxford Dictionaries – Oxford University Press)

One must learn the differences between Love and Infatuation……

{1.} Important Lesson No. 1

CURIOSITY KILL THE CAT AND FOR HUMANS IT CAN CAUSE INJURY AND /OR DEATH. THE SPIRIT OF INQUISITIVENESS CAN LEAD TO A TERRIBLE DOWNFALL.

Honestly, is it that serious? You bet’cha it is!

Biblical Example: The Earliest and Ultimate of Curiosity occurred in the very beginning of time in the Garden of Eden, within the paradise home that Almighty God settle the first man Adam to cultivate it and to take care of it. Also, God laid this command upon the man as recorded at Genesis 2:15-17 From every tree of the garden you may eat to your satisfaction. But as for the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad you must not eat from it, for the day you eat from it you will positively die.

God went on to say it was not good for the man to be alone. So, he made a helper for the man and called her woman.

Genesis 2:21, 22 God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the first man. While the man was asleep, God took one of his ribs and close the flesh of the man, then he proceeded to build the rib that he removed into a woman and to bring the woman to the man. Adam would name her Eve" because she would become the mother of everyone living.

Genesis 3: 6 The woman saw that the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad was good for food and something to be longed for to the eyes and desirable to look upon dispelling all good reasoning which her man, Adam had revealed to her from their father the Almighty God, commanded them not to touch. Eve would listen to a lowly-serpent, the most cautious of all the wild beast of the fields that God had made. (Scriptures from God’s Word the Holy Bible)

Out of Curiosity, Eve began taking fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Bad and eating it. Then, Eve proceeded to give her husband, Adam some of the fruit—the forbidden fruit and he began eating of it.

Genesis 3:7 continues Then the eyes of both became opened and they began to realize that they were naked. So, they sewed fig leaves together and made loin coverings for themselves.

Genesis 3:19 God told Adam and Eve because you disobeyed me in the sweat of your face you will eat bread until you return to the ground—for out of the dust you were taken—for dust you are and to the dust you will return."

Genesis 3:23 God put Adam and his wife, Eve out of the Garden of Eden to cultivate the ground from which he was taken. (Scriptures from God’s Word the Holy Bible)

Pop’s Experience: Curiosity and Wanting to Date a White Female

When I turned eighteen, I begin to have strong fantasies of being with a White female. Man, I would see them on television and in the local newspapers. White women are very beautiful, I thought to myself. Mostly, I would see them downtown in the City Beauty. I would see them in the grocery store where I worked. But, I know I will never date a White female as I remember the most popular saying, Curiosity kill the cat.

It is no secret that a Black man dating a White woman is ‘Taboo.’ It is no secret during the Nineteen Sixties a Black man would be lynched if caught with a White woman.

Hell, I live in the ‘Deep South’ and for me to think or conceive being with the Caucasian women, death would be imminent. Still, it does not hurt to dream and/or fantasize about those vivacious and beautiful White women.

However, I was lucky enough to have a very pretty Jewish White female customer liking me while I worked in the grocery store in Center Park, an All-White neighborhood on Reddwater Drive. I was hired to work there when I was apart of Jessie Lee High School work program. After graduating from high school, I continued to work for the grocery store. That was when I met this beautiful White female. Yet, I would not pursue her because I know the outcome of such a dumb move. She liked me and would try to communicate with me, but I kept my distance remembering ‘Curiosity kills.’

Though, I live in the City Beauty, there are several small towns nearby killing / lynching Black folks. Only a few miles from City Beauty, Black men are being strung up by their necks until dead for any reason the White man / White Devils seem fit. Any charges they desire are heaped upon my Black race for their pleasure and enjoyment.

Moving forth and it is the Nineteen Eighties. I started a new job only a few miles from my home. This new job has a mixture of Blacks and Whites. I was very fortunate to be in the presence of several beautiful Caucasian hotties. They were in their twenties and - for the love of Christ - both were very interested in me. Yes, these beautiful White women are always making conversation with me. Even though, it is some twenty years later, and it is the 1980’s, it is the Deep South and the White man do not want their White women flirting or dating Blacks or niggas - they would call us.

However, my curiosity was resolved when Mrs. Maggie, one of the beautiful White women at the job approached me to be her Black lover and sex partner.

Wow! I only dreamt about such a union between Black and White and it is being offered to me; no question asked. Despite knowing the consequences of such a union, I accepted Maggie’s advances and offer, and we became One.

The only set back: Maggie is married to her husband, Jack and I am married to my wife, Alisa. We are committing adultery and Shit, we don’t care who gets hurt. Our first sexual encounter was very and highly enjoyable, but it came at a price.

Unknowing to Maggie and myself, we were being watched by someone (s) when she came to pick me up at our rendezvous to take me to her home. Someone saw this Black man, James / Pop getting in a car with a Caucasian woman. The outcome: Once we returned to my automobile, all (4) tires had been slashed on my vehicle. My automobile was sitting on four flat tires.

Imagine - that slicing done could have been my throat, if they wanted to wait in the area and take my life. Curiosity can be very deadly.

End Summary:

First Man, Adam and his mate or wife, Eve learned a priceless lesson the hardest way possible that ‘Curiosity does Kill.’ They disobey their Creator and was condemned and eternally expelled from their Paradise home in the Garden of Eden.

They would listen to the serpent, the lowest of creature crawling the face of the Earth and they would subsequently pay a very heavy price for committing this sin against Almighty God.

Mr. James F. Klynn’s curiosity to be with a White woman did become a reality. Yet, my curiosity almost came at a costly price. Curiosity really does kill.

Just as Adam and Eve terminated their relationship with the One True Almighty God,

James Franc Klynn likewise destroy his relationship with the One and only True God.

{2.} Important Lesson No. 2

DO NOT MIMIC OR BECOME A COPY CAT NOR FOCUS ON MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO! TOO MANY TIMES IT IS NOT THE BEST CHOICE OR POLICY. DO NOT BE A FOLLOWER BUT BECOME A LEADER! THIS IS A SOCIAL WARNING FOR ALL.

Biblical Example: First man, Adam — a perfect human being exhibited mental, physical and spiritual weakness by consenting with his wife, Eve wrongdoings.

Eve would deceive Adam into partaking and eating the forbidden fruit from the tree which God told them not to eat. Rather than Adam being a leader or family head, he became a follower when he succumbed to doing evil, disobeying the True God and his command to not eat the forbidden fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad.

Genesis 3: 9 and 10 afterward, God kept calling out to the man, Adam in the Garden of Eden asking him Where are you? Finally, Adam answered the True God and told him they (him and his wife, Eve) were naked, so they hid. God respond, Who told you, you were naked?" It was then, the truth was revealed.

Genesis 3: 11 God asked of Adam, From the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad which I commanded you not to eat, have you eaten?

What does Adam reply?

Genesis 3:12 states The woman Eve, whom you gave to be with me, she gave me the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Bad and I ate it.

What does the woman reply?

Genesis 3:13 The Serpent it deceived me and so I ate.

So, because they failed to obey the True God, Adam and his wife, Eve were put out of their paradise home to suffer and cultivate its ground. (Scriptures - God’s Word, the Holy Bible)

Meet the Original Stepfather, Mr. Jorge M:

Wow! My stepfather, Mr. Jorge M is one cool dude. This man can talk much smack and is such a great comedian. One day my friends and I were sitting on the porch steps of our home on Jones Street. My stepfather came out the front door and begin talking to us. Then, he began telling my friends and me jokes. I had no idea my stepfather was such a joke-teller. This man had us rolling in the grass. Wow, we were cracking our sides.

That dull and boring day became one we will always remember. My stepfather resembled Bill Cosby in stature and the shape of his head. In fact, he was a huge fan of Bill Cosby, possessing many of his comedy albums. Did he use Bill Cosby’s funny material in his jokes? Well, I will never know because he died when I was 27 years old.

Where I went wrong in life as I grew older was I learned to mimic my stepfather, not with jokes, but the persona he displayed. Mr. Jorge was always, I mean always a snazzy dresser. This man wore sharp clothing every time he stepped out the door to go out to juke-joints and the Elks club inside the City Beauty.

Mr. Jorge M left an indelible impression on me. All his shirts were starched and his colorful shoes - there were many - always were spit-shined. My stepfather was Mr. Cool Personified. He wore various colored suits that fitted his large frame to the max. He would wear good-smelling colognes that I am sure drove the ladies wild.

Though, he was all about the abovementioned, I would learn later that my stepfather, Mr. Jorge was a Ladies’ Man. Yes, this dude that we called dad/daddy was a Male Whore, Playboy, Womanizer and bigtime Playa.

Unknowingly to everybody in the household, my mom’s husband was cheating on her every time he stepped out the front door. No wonder he always dressed sharp and smelled so good. Wow, I thought. Hell, I want to be like him….

Pop’s Experience: The Rise of a True Playa and future True Mack

As I grew older and begin experiencing life’s many changes, I would find myself on the "broad and spacious road that leads to destruction. Though, I was learned in the truths about the great God Almighty, I would allow the seeds of destruction to creep into my life.

At first, I was only interested in pleasing my God Jehovah, loving my wife and protecting and loving my daughter. Yes, I was consumed with my religion and family. So, I thought!

Mr. James F. Klynn always wanted to Do the Right Thing.

Unknowingly to myself, Satan the Devil had other plans for yours truly in the form of a beautiful Caucasian White female name Mrs. Maggie, a married White woman which worked alongside me at our place of employment. This gorgeous creature with her sparkling blue eyes, hot-petite body and the ‘most perfect breasts’ infiltrated my world with true aggression. I was blinded and smitten by her beauty and amazing Southern charm.

Mrs. Maggie was magnificent but very horny. Yes, this beautiful Caucasian hottie wanted me and my body. Three long years Maggie pursued me. Maggie knew what she desired, and she was not giving up on what she wanted. Though, it was considered Taboo in the ‘Deep South’ for a White woman having any kind of relations with a Black man, Mrs. Maggie saw thing differently. She was not about to let that bullshit taboo deter her from being with this nigga. She had her own mind and her mind was set on getting with this Black buck.

Satan played my Black ass like a trumpet, saxophone and cymbals. Wow! He made sure that Mrs. Maggie gets what she sought. Many memories of my mother’s husband and my stepfather creeped into my mind. Yes, I remembered quite well how he was such a bigtime Playboy. Yes, my stepfather, Mr. Jorge M constructed the web for self-destruction. James, Pop or Poppa was snagged and caught in that web as I begin to mimic and copy after him. I became a follower of the pattern Mr. Jorge M set. I wanted to overwhelmingly, rise above Mr. Jorge M.

I charged at Mrs. Maggie head-on like a freight train carrying heavy equipment. Mutha___k, resistance! I want this White honey in my life. Forget my nagging wife! Besides, Alisa defamed my character and name by insinuating I was a homosexual and gay. Mutha___k a marriage!

I will show Alisa what Poppa can and will do. Yes, Monkey see, and Monkey do.

I would take the bull by the horns and I would take on the role as "Mr. Playboy, Womanizer, Playa, and True Mack. I began to mimic Mr. Jorge M, the Original Stepfather. Shit, I set my goals high and I’ll be damned if I did not succeed. In time, I ruled the Mack game!

End Summary:

Rather than following his wife’s Eve course of action and mimicking her disobeying God, Adam should have taken the lead and encouraged his wife not to eat the forbidden fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad which God commanded them not to eat.

Likewise, I consider myself no better than Adam because I mimicked my ungodly stepfather and associated myself with those sinning against the One True God to gratifying my sexual urges or desires. I ruled the Mack game for years. I did not pass the torch or my crown to none. None, no, one can fill my shoes. A devilish deal was dealt and kept.

{3.} Important Lesson No. 3

NEVER TALK ABOUT OR DISCUSS YOUR SEX LIFE WITH BEST FRIENDS OR FAMILY MEMBERS. YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR SOUL-MATE TO SOMEONE ELSE. LUST AND ILLICIT SEX IS A VERY POWERFUL TOOL!

Pop’s Experience: Meet the ‘Tall and Insatiable’ Mrs. Mabel

Mabel is tall—about six feet-two or three inches, slim and is a ‘true-redbone or very high-yellow’ skin-color. Mabel could have easily become one of the nation’s top model with her beauty and tall-stature. She could have given Tyra Banks or any of the world’s top models a run for their money. Also, Mabel has the most beautiful light-brown hazel eyes—so very beautiful eyes. Mabel is twenty-eight years old and probably weigh one hundred thirty-five pounds. She has good grade of black hair which she nicely wears. In fact, this woman is absolutely gorgeous. Yet, this African American beauty,