Shartsy’s Artsy Sayings Volume 2: For T-Shirts, Coffee Cups, Posters, Graffiti or Bumpers Stickers

By Thomas D. Sharts M.Ed

Shartsy’s Artsy Sayings Volume 2 is unique because they have been derived out of living a quality life filled with joy, challenges, victories, injustices, losses, and disappointments. These sayings serve multiple educative purposes, and the hope is that the reader can use these terse sayings to make sense out of his/her world in an entertaining way and use them on T-shirts, coffee cups, posters, graffiti, or as bumper stickers.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: May 14, 2018
• ISBN: 9781984523334

Thomas D. Sharts M.Ed

Thomas D. Sharts is Department Chair of Social Sciences and Fine Arts with Northern Marianas College. Also he has authored the following books: The American Deception; The Poor Man’s Bible A-Z; Avant-Garde Sociology; The Five Areas of Being Human; Sunday School Lessons and Sermon Topics for Real Faith in the Real World; Building a NonProfit Entity, Organization or Agency; The Science and Art of Effective Secondary and Post-Secondary Classroom Teaching; Shartsy’s Artsy Sayings; Bipolar Sagacity; Factual Wisdom for the Age of Apostasy; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 2; Understanding the Heart Origins and Some Relevant Explanations for Male Pornography Addiction; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 3; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 4; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 5; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 6; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 7; Bipolar Sagacity Volume 8 and Shartsy’s Artsy Sayings Volume 2. Mr. Sharts has twenty three years college teaching experience and has taught in higher education in both the United States and overseas. From 1999 to 2007, he was the Founder and Executive Director of Friendship Helping Ministries in Charlotte, NC. In 2019, Mr. Sharts received first prize with the Beverly Hills Book Awards for Bipolar Sagacity Volume 6 in the category of Philosophy; and in 2017, Mr. Sharts was the winner of the National Indie Excellence Book Award for the book Bipolar Sagacity. Also in 2017, he was recognized with a finalist distinction for the Montaigne Medal with the Eric Hoffer Book Awards for Thought-Provoking prose in reference to the book Factual Wisdom for the Age of Apostasy. Mr. Sharts interests are reading, writing, sports, and the visual and dramatic arts. In 2002, he was the recipient of the Community Quarterback Award for Human Services Leadership as designated by the National Football League’s Carolina Panthers. Mr. Sharts is also available for public speaking engagements or educational seminars in reference to sociological analysis on identified specific topics, business analysis, nonprofit creation and development, self-help analysis, etc. He may be contacted at [e-mail]

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Shartsy’s Artsy Sayings

Volume 2: For T-Shirts, Coffee

Cups, Posters, Graffiti or

Bumpers Stickers

Thomas D. Sharts M.Ed

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A bunch of ballyhoo about nothing. TS 17

I have beheld darkness but never love. TS 17

Some of these chicks are utterly rocking! TS 17

Step in my office buddy! You’re utterly gone! TS 17

Maybe you and Sosa know something I don’t know. TS 17

Dere’s my man! TS 17

Sometimes you gotta run over to the Philippines! TS 17

Look at how gate she is! TS 17

Hey chick, ya’ll smoke! TS 17

Let me take me my shit now! TS 17

You’ll be here forever and ever - never to end! TS 17

Ah Honey, I’m sauwee! TS 17

Ah Honey, I’ll never do it again! TS 17

It’s all a Goinkee. TS 17

Chicks have taken over. TS 17

I’m utterly due! TS 17

Full Lunch; Full Lunch. TS 17

I got high Mother-Fuckin High Speed. TS 17

Look Darling: There’s Johnny Ringo! TS 17

Hey way to go puddy! TS 17

Just do it! Do it; Kill me! Kill me now!

TS 17

I’m a Ready! TS 17

Frwankie’s Auto-Weck: We don’t just Wreck Autos, We Weck Em! TS 17

I got a Rupcer. TS 17

How many farts can a man blow? That’s the question! TS 17

You know I’m ready already. TS 17

This is a road to damn well nowhere. TS 17

It’s over Johnny; It’s over. TS 17

I’m ready to get out of this course. TS 17

Dere’s the other guy. TS 17

He’s a ready for a canning. TS 17

Nuttin comes out of Nuttin. TS 17

It’s time for a World Political Enema. TS 17

In most cases, you don’t get paid for being merciful. TS 09

If you’re in trouble and you want to get out of it, then get some money. TS 09

Piss someone off and make a difference. TS 09

Roll the dice in life and learn a lesson. TS 09

How does one exercise faith in utter darkness? TS 09

Lord, I appeal to you for wages never paid. TS 09

Without trust - nothing can be created, nothing can be shared and nothing can be realized. TS 09

Does vanity bring forth ignorance or does ignorance bring forth vanity? TS 17

Genius without discipline is the worst sort of waste. TS 09

If God loves me, then maybe he’ll help me get paid. TS 09

We’re all mentally ill; the significant question is: to what degree? TS 09

I’m not an evil person, I’m a survivor. TS 09

When there’s no plan – stay in bed. TS 09

Will there be a Wal-Mart in heaven? TS 09

Am I a sinner or a survivor? That’s the question! TS 09

I don’t know whether I hate myself entirely or just partially. TS 09

Desolation is the Devil’s home. TS 09

You can’t reason with fools but fools run our lives. TS

Your mother loving you doesn’t pay the bills. TS 09

Without any remuneration for excellence, all you have is an ass-beating. TS 09

Forgive and live or hate and die. TS 09

The shit of US history is so thick no one can see reason. TS 09

Lay your cross down and you’ll die. TS 09

Life is fraught with change; therefore, be prepared to destroy your castle. TS 09

Fortitude without recompense is tragic. TS 09

Heal thyself through confession. TS 09

A token of freedom exacts a heavy price. TS 09

A significant part of living is dying every day. TS 09

Forgive or Die. TS 09

One’s religion can become his/her idolatry. TS 09

Maybe Jesus Christ is the Sun. TS 09

History is replete with fools. TS 09

Dying for any earthly cause is futility. TS 09

A living death is far worse than a physical death. TS 09

There’s a bigger picture to behold; therefore, we must go find it. TS 09

The past is either our prison or our passageway to hope. TS 09

Without the truth of accountability all chaos is possible. TS 09

Life is to be lived that’s why it’s called life. TS 09

Why should I procure a PhD when people are already calling me Doctor? TS 09

You have to build your own sanctuary. TS 09

Morality should guide the quest for knowledge. TS 09

The key question is: are you a sower, reaper or destroyer? TS 09

Paranoia runs and governs the world. TS 09

Trust is the reason why life has an ability to sustain itself. TS 09

The petty rules over men like a mad tyrant. TS 09

We have to be different from the world by moving a few steps slower. TS 09

If you want to achieve epitomized irrelevancy - then die. TS 09

Wait upon God lest you arrive as the fool. TS 09

Talking-Heads are foolish Paper Tigers. TS 10

To overcome habitual sin is the greatest victory you can win. TS 10

Imagine ridding yourself of self-destruction. TS 10

Sin abounds because of ignorance. TS 10

99% of our being moves along in ignorance and vanity. TS 03

If everything’s right, there should be no fight. TS 10

Erectile dysfunction might be related to eating too many donuts. TS 10

The subjective realities of the human heart create the objective realities of social life. TS 85

Peace is a limitation in knowledge. TS 87

Some of the greatest ideas come from the greatest struggles. TS 84

Sometimes, I wonder whether my faith is far too great for what is real. TS 85

Peace is contentment with what you believe. TS 87

One will fear success if he lacks peace. TS 87

What is life? A place where good men become wretched, defiled and lost. TS 87

Lust is a tool the Satan will use to steal what you already possess. TS 87

The two crucial pillars of deception are personal dreams and selfish ambition. TS 87

I have to stop trying to be successful because it’s making me old and ugly. TS 87

To be a great artist without a cause is like brushing your teeth without toothpaste. TS 87

If you want peace, stop sinning. TS 87

Humility requires valor and develops it. Arrogance breeds social senility and sustains it. TS 99

There are three primary things in life I thirst for: freedom, peace and to be understood. TS 97

The truth will set one free, but such a freedom will inspire the world to make the freed-man its prisoner. TS 99

My God is bigger than your bullshit. I hope so, I think so, and I know so. TS 99

Freedom is equivalent with the spatial expanse of the eternal universe. TS 99

Vanity’s existence is based upon the assurance of things being assured. TS 99

Take a Look at it Baby! TS 97

The result of having no time or desire to listen is a state called ignorance. TS 98

Religion denies true freedom.

TS 87

A vain teacher is a fool. TS 90

The rebel is not born – he is made. TS 85

Every man should be where he belongs. This way, he won’t have to rehearse his lines. TS 89

If you don’t want to work, appear stupid. TS 87

A truly great man is one who doesn’t even know that he is great. TS 07

For all of man’s toil, what is true prison? TS 87

A man should be concerned about what he’s bound by or will be bound by. TS 87

Knowledge without the application of wisdom is simply just stupidity. TS 89

Over-educated people have this incredible tendency to be redundant. TS 89

The vanity of youth is founded upon the cornerstone of ignorance. TS 89

Reconciliation is the beginning of renaissance. Alienation is the beginning of death. TS 89

What is intelligence worth if it crushes one’s capacity to love? TS 89

You can’t have a theoretical revolution without first having an information revolution. TS 89

The power of sin is broken through austerity. TS 96

People who are busting their ass don’t need a kick in the ass. TS 96

Coping is something you do. Blessing is something you receive. TS 96

What is deprivation? Working for a living in America! TS 96

I am not going to live a lie. Bread isn’t worth that much. TS 98

You can’t dream until you first take care