The Green List

By Ostravious

The following book was written in a mental institution.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: Feb 1, 2017
• ISBN: 9781524676643

Ostravious

Ostravious resembles a gigantic, legendary, malnourished, massively mutated sea beast, both sexless and prone Ostravious lives in Winchester the old capital of England Spends his time painting, writing, playing guitar, and travelling through time and space in alternate dimensions, often irking demigods. Or just watching tv. He’s got cable, and rather enjoys watching his beloved Liverpool fc. Physically ostravious is 42, but as time is absolutely relative he is actually 186,000 years old. Has a degree in sociology from UEA Has psychic powers that he believes were obtained when bitten by a spider while on acid. Doesn’t actually do much, mostly just sits around Believes he could well hold the record for saying the word ‘High’ the most amount of times during one song.

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Published by AuthorHouse 01/31/2017

ISBN: 978-1-5246-7665-0 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-5246-7664-3 (e)

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Contents

Fave Songs (no order)

Comments

Also Featuring In R Dream Sat / Sun

Sunday

Shhhhhhhhh!

R Characteristics

Where U can go From Here

Not actually…but…

0/1 is such a turn on

Work

Various Career-Ending Alternatives

Regression vs Recession

Ant Attributes

The following was written in a mental institution

Fave Songs (no order)

-Reborn (Slayer)

-How To Kill A Radio Consultant (Public Enemy (Chuck Chillout Mix))

-One Rainy Wish (Hendrix)

-One Time For Your Mind (Nas)

-The Hammer (live at Hammersmith) (motorhead RIP Lemmy)

-It Isn’t Over (Charlotte Hatherley)

-Love U ’til I don’t (The Wildhearts)

-Take Me With You (Prince RIP)

-86 Measures Of Game (Necro)

-Sky’s The Limit (The Notorious BIG)

-Fair Warning (Big Pun)

-Combination (Aerosmith)

-Honky Tonk Women (Rolling Stones)

-Child’s Play (Ghostface Killah)

-La Isla Bonita (Madonna)

-Junkhead (Alice