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Have you ever seen something move out of the corner of your eye? Felt that you were being watched or been awakened in the middle of the night by strange sounds?
Join me now as I stick my finger, get soaked with suds, stub my toe, and crack the back of my head in an adventure that just might leave you with the same reaction my wife had.
Join me now as I stick my finger, get soaked with suds, stub my toe, and crack the back of my head in an adventure that just might leave you with the same reaction my wife had.
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Andrew C. Maher
Andrew Maher lives in Thomasville, Pennsylvania, with his wife and dog. They have two grown sons. Andrew designs, builds, repairs, and restores furniture for a living. Visit his website at www.acmcustomfurniture@mysite.com.
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