Bayonnease 201: Second Edition: The Jersey Shore Chronicles

By V.

GENERAL SURGEON'S WARNING: may cause injury to mental health, further
retardation, sexual fetish/addiction(s), fetal alcohol syndrome if read while
consuming alcohol. You CAN NOT unread this sh*t !!! # WARNING:

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Aug 12, 2013
• ISBN: 9781483660417

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Copyright © 2013 by V.

Library of Congress Control Number:   2013911554

ISBN:   Hardcover   978-1-4836-6040-0

   Softcover   978-1-4836-6039-4

   Ebook   978-1-4836-6041-7

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Original content ~ comedy, fiction, and some funny sh!t

to read B!tches! Legal disclaimer !!!

Rev. date: 08/08/2013

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Contents

Section 1

Lyberry

Da Moms

Da Bomb-digity

The Block

Ya Heard?

HO

Sheesh

Cooties

Fugly

Wut Up?

Smack Down

Bottom Bitch

Beat in

Piss Ass Drunk

Regala or Unleaded

Essence of Skank

Section 2

Balls

Hop in the Ass

Fck Trophy

Sportin’

Whosie Wuts It

Wuts Her Face

Dem & Doze

Snafu & Fubar

NevA

Stuck Up

Reach Around

Patsy

Indian Corn Teet

Chillin’

FUCK BUDDY

Hangin’

Step off

FN

Section 3

Luv-ă

Expresso

Jones ~ ing

Crock of Sh!t

Flim Flam

Creamed

Booty

Playa

Playd out

Poser

Frontin’

Home Boy

Psyche!

Not!

Shwangin’

Retarted

Dufus

Re Re

Section 4

Flat Leeva

Broke Ass

Skeeze

Flip-da-Scrip

Juvee

Kranken Shiza

Wit Dis

Makin’ a Killin

Catch Phrasing

Props

Lame

Shake down

Yoots

Section 5

Wifie

Piece on the side

Hafta / Gonnahafta

Everyone, Out of the Closet!

Catfishing

Mangina

Get Bent

Ass Munch

~ What Is Bayonnese? ~

We’ve hear the people ask, what is this Bayonnease?

Not quite sure how to respond, we go with the obvious,

            We hear it’s great on ham and cheese.

~ Talkin’ Trash in Bayonne ~

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Section 1

It’s wonderful that yous guys decided to attempt this second edition of

Bayonnease. Things are going to get more intense, so try and keep up!

When visiting the borough of Bayonne remember to keep this

Guide of Genuine Bayonne Gibberish on hand.

** If the first book was too much for you **

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**Here comes some racist stuff, if it offends you, step off**

The citizen of Bayonne, (known in the familiar Bayonnease culture) as, The Bayonnee or Bayonnitte, in their purest form, is fun loving, big hearted creature, with daily parking dilemmas and violations, (until your car gets impounded!) A cast of characters, a multicultural population of ethnic backgrounds, religions and freak shows.

Originally, Bayonne’s populous was conceived of the four basic immigrant groups, the Mc’s (Irish), Guineas (Italians), Pollacks (Polish), and Jews (European Hebrews) There shortly