Polka Dot Tuxedo: Short Satiric Plays and Poems
By Andrew Jacob
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Salvador Dali refusing to teach his art class students. Royal Patient, conveys a psychiatric hospital reality with weird doctor and patient relations - especially the patient, Queen Cleopatra. One of the satiric poems: America of an Immigrant depicts a legal immigrants perception of his new country, seen by him through the windows of a Boeing 747. This poem received First Prize in the National Poetry Contest conducted by Lucidity Poetry Journal. This collection of satiric plays and poems constitutes a perfect educational supplement for high schools and college acting workshops, comedy review shows, competitions or festivals, and also for professional theater settings. POLKA DOT TUXEDO was created for the new generation of inspiring actors to shine.
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Polka Dot Tuxedo - Andrew Jacob
CONTENTS
THE PLAYS
Analyst
Forbidden Books Bookstore
Great Surrealist’s Class
A Hippie
Hollywood Post Office
Royal Patient
THE POETRY
America Of An Immigrant
Ball And The Dictator
Chinese Calendar
Dinner With A Leaf
Dinosaurs
Husband
Poetic Club Enigma
Tarantula
The Turkey And Tradition
When Eve Was Dating Adam
ANALYST
SETTING
An office. Sign on the wall ‘AIRPORT TERMINAL SECURITY.’ A desk with one chair.
CHARACTERS
ANALYST: a man in his thirties. He has a long black beard, foreign accent and smiles all the time. He wears a white shirt buttoned up, white pants, black shoes.
OFFICER: a uniformed airport security officer, very confident, official and commanding—except for the bulging waistline.
OFFICER drags the ANALYST into the office, forces him to sit in the chair.
ANALYST
Why are you bringing me to your security station. What did I do wrong?
OFFICER
You’ll learn soon enough! Open your bag!
ANALYST does. Inside there is only one item—a box of donuts. OFFICER pulls them out slowly and places them on the table. He checks the bag once more to find it otherwise empty.
ANALYST
There must be a reason why you brought me here. This is a free country and I have the right to know.
OFFICER
You are sniffing for something at the airport all day and taking pictures. Do you have a boarding pass for a flight?
ANALYST
No, I don’t have a flight ticket because I am not going anywhere.
OFFICER
You are a terrorist!
ANALYST
Only an infidel would think I’m a terrorist. Do I look like someone living in a cave?
OFFICER
So, who are you?
ANALYST
I am a professional analyst.
OFFICER
Analyzing what?
ANALYST
I’m analyzing the cleanness of the airport.
OFFICER
For whom? Who is paying you for that?
ANALYST
I do it for myself, free of charge.
OFFICER
What else are you checking at the airport.
ANALYST
I am also checking the airport for pigeons.
OFFICER
Pigeons? Are you sure, not for alligators?
ANALYST
No, just pigeons, so they won’t interfere with my brothers’ planes landing.
OFFICER
Your brothers? Are they also analysts?
ANALYST
No, they are training to be airline pilots.
OFFICER
And they want to bring here, what? Explosives?
ANALYST
Yes, but only a few bombs and rockets.
OFFICER
To fight whom? Us?
ANALYST
No! Not to fight infidels but to fight my brothers.
OFFICER (perplexed)
Wait a minute. Now, you like us and don’t like your brothers anymore?
ANALYST
Yes, I looked deeply into my heart and I found that I only like infidels, like you!
OFFICER
I really don’t know what you’re up to? What is your real goal?
ANALYST
Just between us. (lowering his voice) I want to high-jack an airplane.
OFFICER
No! Really? What are you gonna do with this high-jacked airplane?
ANALYST (proudly)
I’m gonna sell it to this airport, for 5 million!
OFFICER
For five million! In that case, we won’t prosecute you. You don’t want to blow the airplane up. Just to sell it. You are not a terrorist but a businessman!
ANALYST stands up.
ANALYST (enthusiastically)