Funny Things Happen on the Way to Old Age
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Joan Sodaro Waller
Joan Sodaro Waller is a retired elementary teacher and a published author of THINK ABOUT IT: LIVING IN THE FULLNESS OF FAITH; A SPIRITUAL PERSPECTIVE. Her children’s books include: PICTURE IT YOURSELF: LITTLE RED BIRD’S BRIGHT IDEA and SEVEN other STORIES / TRAVIS AND THE SILVER BIKE /and MEGAN AND MICHAEL’S MISADVENTURES. These books are part of the “PICTURE IT YOURSELF” series. Mrs. Waller has three children, six grandchildren, and two great grandchildren and a loving husband. They live an active lifestyle in The Villages, FL.
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Funny Things Happen on the Way to Old Age - Joan Sodaro Waller
Copyright © 2015 by Joan Sodaro Waller.
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Contents
Chapter 1: Giggling Girls and More
Chapter 2: The Radio and Me
Chapter 3: Embraced By Life
Chapter 4: Twinkies, Sno Balls and Hostess Cupcakes
Chapter 5: Off to College
Chapter 6: It All Started On the Dormitory Driveway
Chapter 7: Response to an Engagement Proposal
Chapter 8: Sadness Aproaches
Chapter 9: Tidal Wave # One
Chapter 10: Real Christmas Joy
Chapter 11: Tents, Trailers And Treking
Chapter 12: Sink, Sank, Sunk And Glug Glug
Chapter 13: Working For God Earns Blessings Not Cash
Chapter 14: A Unique Gift
Chapter 15: Finally, A Real Job With Real Pay
Chapter 16: Ode to a Slippery Slug
Chapter 17: Tidal Wave # Two
Chapter 18: Alone in Rome and Paris
Chapter 19: Out On A Limb
Chapter 20: Retreats Sometimes Lead To More Than Holiness
Chapter 21: Transforming Our Dream House
Chapter 22: Remembering Sister Doris
Chapter 23: Beauty Or Beast?
Chapter 24: To Walk Where Paul Walked
Chapter 25: A Tidal Wave # Three
Chapter 26: Freedom Pointe Meant Freedom
Chapter 27: Surprise! You Won!
Chapter 28: Where We Hung Our Hats
Chapter 29: My Life At A Glance
Preface
Why would anyone take the time and trouble to write one’s autobiography? I asked myself that question and pondered my answer for some time before I chose this title: Funny Things Happen on the Way to Old Age. That did it! I was off and running. What’s healthier than recalling funny things about oneself and having a good laugh at your own expense when you are 84 years young?
This characteristic about myself is that telling on myself
has been a natural attribute of my personality from the get go.
If I goofed, I goofed and everyone heard about it and had a good laugh. As a consequence, I got to be the one to laugh with and laugh at. No problem; that’s just the way it was and everyone enjoyed being with me and I enjoyed their superiority.
They kind of took care of me as their child
in need of assistance.
After Bob and I married and raised three great children, we spent the rest of our life living great distances from our parents, siblings, family and friends. Therefore, those cherished relatives and friends really don’t know very much about the real me
or what I’ve been up to these many years. Likewise, I know very little about them, the real them.
So, I thought it would be fun to remember on paper how my life was both before and since I knew them.
Then, when I’m gone from this world, at least those who should care about me will at least have something to remember. If not, I hope those who read this book will enjoy the stories and enjoy laughing with me and cheering for me as I tell my tale.
I remember those moments we’ve shared over the years. Sometimes, I even recall the words you spoke or the activity we shared. Moments which touched and changed me. Thank you for your love, your joy, your words and your deeds. For those who don’t know me, I pray you will be informed and entertained. Have a good laugh and perchance you may be inspired to write your own story, funny episodes and all.
May God Bless You One and All!
Chapter 1
GIGGLING GIRLS AND MORE
1930-1948 RIVER FOREST, IL
I was born on October 7, 1930 and I loved my childhood in the 1930s and 1940s.
In spite of the fact that: a widespread depression blanketed the U.S. beginning in October 1929; a dustbowl devastated the Midwest during the early 1930s; and World War II erupted in September 1939 in Europe. When the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, the United States entered World War II which raged on for years throughout Europe and the Pacific. It finally ended in August 1945 after the US dropped two Atomic Bombs over Japan and peace returned at last.
My friends and I seemed totally unaware of these realities. It’s called childhood innocence,
a wonderful state of mind. We giggled through our grade school and high school years seemingly without a care in the world while others suffered extraordinary losses.
Here are a few of our mundane activities:
Hiding in the un-mowed vacant lot and watching to see if our Mafia neighbor’s house would be raided by the police that day; planning and executing funerals and burials for our deceased pets; preparing skits and talent shows to entertain our neighborhood, for money of course. We worked on badges for Brownies and Girl Scouts; chased boys and kept our who am I in love with most
lists up to date. These lists changed at the drop of the hat depending on whether someone looked at, smiled or spoke to us. We played games of Red Rover, Kick the Can, Hide and Seek or we climbed the big oak trees. When we gathered in Annette’s father’s study and told funny stories, we’d giggle so hard tears ran down our checks. The others went upstairs or outside to play after they stopped laughing and left me alone in the library behind closed doors until I finally got myself under control.
One day, when we were bored, we decided our neighborhood needed a newspaper. We solicited door to door for subscribers to The Weekly Scoop
and each week we’d searched for bits of gossip or news worthy of print and then set to work. Besides news,
our neighborhood weekly also contained jokes, recipes, stories and poems which we composed. We began publishing our paper by using a gel-based copy pad, but unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, we made such a mess that one of our dad’s, a CEO for Sunbeam Corporation, offered to save the situation. He took our hand printed originals and asked his secretary to run off enough copies for all our subscribers. Our newspaper business lasted about a month. Then, we got bored again and searched for something else to occupy our time - something that would take less work and give us more time to play.
Slumber parties
proved to be a big part of our friendships. Sometimes we would invite up to eight members of the gang for an overnight at one of our homes. I remember on one occasion the slumbering
or not so slumbering
gaggle of guests descended on my fourteen-room house. My Mother and my siblings were staying at the farm which left my Dad in charge of me—and my friends. That night there were eight guests who occupied the large living room, equipped with pillows, blankets, games and cards, snacks of many kinds, pajamas, a change of clothes and toiletries. What a mess!
My Father bid us goodnight at a reasonable hour and we continued to party quietly (his bedroom was just above the living room). Some girls finally fell asleep, but when Dad came downstairs in time to go to the office the next morning, much to his surprise, he found several non-slumbering
guests outside in their PJs greeting the milkman and some still engaged in a game of cards in the breakfast room. We liked having my Dad in charge
or not so in charge
as the case may be.
In the winter, the park district created an ice skating rink by flooding a very large circular depression of grass with water. When it froze, we practiced our figure skating tricks from after school until dinner as we dreamed of someday becoming stars in the famous Ice Capades. As darkness fell on the Village of River Forest each evening, we’d return home exhausted and frozen. I’m surprised that over the years I never suffered from frostbite, nor did any of us ever become a star.
Nine months of the year, roller skates and bikes were our modes of transportation. The Village streets and sidewalks were lined with large elm trees which created a canopy of shade overhead. We’d skate and ride all over town with no thought of danger of any kind, except perhaps, skinning our knees by tripping over a raised crack in the sidewalk.
However, during the ragweed season from August 15 until the first freeze, I had trouble keeping up with the group. I carried a tissue box in my bike basket. Come on, Joan, you’re falling behind,
they would holler as I constantly stopped to rub my itching eyes and blow my stuffed nose. Usually, they arrived well ahead of me and were already busily engaged in the planned activity by the time I arrived. Roller skating during that season proved impossible for me since there was no place to carry a box of tissues.
Oak Park River Forest High School welcomed me in September 1944 along with 3,000 other eager students. The fall football season opened with my brother, a 3rd string quarterback, sitting on the bench—he, a senior and I, a lowly freshman. I was so proud of Dean, but my