The Stories of My Youth
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These are the stories from my youth that have weathered the erosion of time. Now that I have made 50 plus circuits around the sun, I feel that it is safe to put them in print. The statues of limitations have expired and the players have all grown or moved on.
Many of these stories share a singular theme, the idea that I've been really lucky. Not lucky in the sense of winning at bingo or the lottery more than the average person, but in that I am still alive after so many mishaps and misadventures where natural selection would normally have selected against a peculiar set of traits.
Perhaps there is some caution in these stories that others might find profitable. The same propensity to think abstractly rather than pragmatically that motivated a school boy to dive head first into a snow pile also propelled me through to degree in mathematics and a successful career as a computer software architect. If a child appears to particularly devoid of common sense, they might yet have a bright future. Just make sure to instill in them some sense of caution.
I want to thank the people who made this book possible. I thank my wife for proofreading the drafts as they emerged over recent years. I also thank Vanessa aka “Boo” who edited the book into its present form. She's already a better writer than I and yet she is barely in her teens. I truly think this collection of stories will ultimately be known as her first book instead of mine.
Jerome Francis Lusa
Jerome Francis Lusa has been dabbling in writing since attending the University of Connecticut in the late 1970's. Jerome's professional career has been writing computer software systems for many businesses throughout the State of Connecticut. His numerous letters to newspaper editors have appeared in The Hartford Courant and the Glastonbury Citizen. Now that his children are grown, he has started publishing his older stories and writing new ones, all as ebooks. Jerome publishes stories under his own name, and also as his alter ego, Lorem J Fause. The themes of his stories vary from a deer's stream of consciousness, to courage, bereavement, and several stops in between. Jerome sketches the covers and artwork for his stories. In his youth, writing was a way to explore ideas. Lately it has become a way to cleanse his demons.
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The Stories of My Youth - Jerome Francis Lusa
The Stories of My Youth
by Jerome Francis Lusa
The Stories of My Youth
Copyright (C) 2010 by Jerome Francis Lusa
Cover drawing by Jerome Francis Lusa
Book design by Vanessa L.
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Table of Contents
Preface
Story 1 Cut
Story 2 Newton's Apple Tree
Story 3 How to Kill A Raccoon
Story 4 Vertical Wrecker
Story 5 Reset Button
Story 6 Street Sign
Story 7 Firecracker
Story 8 Potatoes
Story 9 Milk Carton
Story 10 Ricochet
Story 11 Grandmother’s Shed
Story 12 Hold the Door
Story 13 Water-Skiing
Story 14 Egg on Their Face
Story 15 Blast Off
Story 16 Just our Luck
Story 17 Artificial Pneumonia
Story 18 Decapitation
Story 19 Whizzing Bullets
Story 20 Jacuzzi
Preface
by the Author
These are the stories from my youth that have weathered the erosion of time. Now that I have made 50 plus circuits around the sun, I feel that it is safe to put them in print. The statues of limitations have expired and the players have all grown or moved on.
Many of these stories share a singular theme, the idea that I've been really lucky. Not lucky in the sense of winning at bingo or the lottery more than the average person, but in that I am still alive after so many mishaps and misadventures where natural selection would normally have selected against a peculiar set of traits.
Perhaps there is some caution in these stories that others might find profitable. The same propensity to think abstractly rather than pragmatically that motivated a school boy to dive head first into a snow pile also propelled me through to degree in mathematics and a successful career as a computer software architect. If a child appears to particularly devoid of common sense, they might yet have a bright future. Just make sure to instill in them some sense of caution.
I want to thank the people who made this book possible. I thank my wife for proofreading the drafts as they emerged over recent years. I also thank Vanessa aka Boo
who edited the book into its present form. She's already a better writer than I and yet she is barely in her teens. I truly think this collection of stories will ultimately be known as her first book instead of mine.
April 3, 2010
Cut
First Grade
In the fall of my first year of school my brother Jim and I went together to the town fair. We walked the mile and a half each way by ourselves, and spent our scant savings on rides and games. It was a great adventure.
The fair was a yearly event back then, and we looked forward to it the way one would look forward to the first flower of spring or the first snowfall. It offered up wonders the likes of which we would not see for another year. There were rides that seemed to defy gravity, agricultural and scientific exhibits, and games of chance.
There are no town fairs anymore, perhaps because of the cost of liability insurance, or perhaps because six and seven year old boys are no longer allowed to travel a mile and a half through town to squander their savings in trinkets and thrills. The world is a smaller place now.
Well, that particular year was a grand one. We dared ourselves to try the 'big kid' rides like the Hell-Diver that rotated its occupants both horizontally and vertically at the same time. The Hell-Diver had two pods each of which held up to four people. When one pod was being unloaded and loaded with for the next set of passengers, the other pod's occupants were, by design, kept suspended upside down at the height of the ride.
We also played the games of chance. Back then the laws of economics had not yet been discovered, at least not by us. We would eagerly spend 25 cents for a chance to win a 20 cent prize, but the prizes were so valuable to us then that I can still remember a few of those that I won. There was a very realistic miniature tin mailbox that occupied my imagination