My French Teacher Had an Igbo Accent: An Inspiring Collection of Memories, Memoirs and Mischiefs
By Dipo Adesida
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She had just joined the United States Marines and was recounting her ordeal during one of the drills. What was most hilarious about her story was how she screamed in her native Yoruba language when a particular drilling sequence became too unbearable. A squeal of unbelief couched in the popular Yoruba exclamation Yepa! must have escaped from her gut.
On closer scrutiny, I later realized that she had joined the army not because she was prepared but because it was a childhood fantasy.
Dipo Adesida
Dipo is a creative writer, TV/film/radio producer, and director of Content, Synergy & Innovation at Verdant Zeal Group, an emerging African marketing and communications multinational. With a bachelor’s degree in dramatic arts from the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun State, Nigeria, Dipo has continued to explore several forms of expression within the creative arts. From a life on stage to working behind the lens, he has translated his creative talents to produce various made-for-screen content for over a decade. With his pen, he paints humorous and thought-provoking imageries that cause his readers to reflect, probe, and question. With his words, he creates universes and scenarios that are relatable, realistic, and resonate the passions and motivations of the everyday individual. Dipo is an adventure seeker, speed racer, avid reader. He is an alumnus of the New York Film Academy and a Mandela Washington fellow. He is married to Cynthia, his childhood sweetheart, and they’re blessed with a delectable daughter, Moyosoreoluwa.
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My French Teacher Had an Igbo Accent - Dipo Adesida
Copyright © 2016 by DIPO ADESIDA.
ISBN: Softcover 978-1-4828-6245-4
eBook 978-1-4828-6246-1
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CONTENTS
Life Lesson One
Dream, for it may come true
Life Lesson Two
If I Slap You
Life Lesson Three
My French teacher had an Igbo accent
Life Lesson Four
My Maga didn’t want to pay
Life Lesson Five
The pen was mightier than the rod
Life Lesson Six
Over my dead body
Life Lesson Seven
Owambe on a weekday
Life Lesson Eight
Prodigal Ambitions
Life Lesson Nine
The trials of brother Dipo
Life Lesson Ten
You may kiss the Bride…muah
Life Lesson Eleven
Olodo maths
Life Lesson Twelve
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Life Lesson Thirteen
Why 12 is my lucky number
DEDICATION
To all writers, who put trying to make the world a better place ahead of trying to make a living.
APPRECIATION
This story officially started one random Sunday morning in September 2010. I was newly married and living in the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria. At that time, Facebook was still relatively new.
My pastor, Poju Oyemade of Covenant Christian Centre, had just preached a powerful sermon earlier that morning, and in closing, reminded us to use the emerging social media platforms to promote the up coming program of the church.
The Platform Nigeria© was the program and Facebook was my preferred promotional tool. Not one given to convention, I decided that rather than just liking and sharing the church’s posts, memes and pictures, I would write my original content with subliminal messaging, hoping that my audience would catch the drift both ways.
Apparently, they did.
Within hours of posting the first story, a good number of people had liked it and shared it. Others were even asking when the next story was going to be posted. I knew I had boarded a moving train. I couldn’t stop.
From original opinion pieces, I quickly switched to memoirs with seemingly hilarious plots from my past and the rest, as they say, is history.
Three years later, Fehinty African Theatre Ensemble (FATE), a Chicago based non-profit theatre company run by my sister-in-law, Teju Adesida, decided to put my stories, which she called ‘Dipo’s Notes’ on stage. She was the one who opened my eyes to see that my random ramblings were, in fact, a gold mine.
So, as I take this bold step of publishing my first book, I’d like to take time out to appreciate everyone who’s been part of this process.
Firstly, all glory goes to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, lover of my soul. It’s not a cliché. It’s simply because of your mercies I am still standing today. I’m grateful for the many trials you’ve seen me through and for making my stories worth of sharing.
To my editors and reviewers, Adebola Ayoade, Michael Banjo, Teju Adesida and Suzanne Morgan Williams, who spent many hours sharing perspectives and re-writing the manuscript, you are the life of this book and the reason why it turned out this good. And to Joy Obinyan who wrote my profile, thanks. I really appreciate all your investment and hope that some day, in this life, I can return the favour.
To my father, Deacon William Ibidapo Adesida, for setting a great example with your huge library and personal collection of published works; you were the one who sparked my love for reading and deep thought.
To my mother, Deaconess Modupe Apinke Adesida, your tough love and insistence on using writing as a means of discipline actually paid off. Look at me now.
To Mark Zuckerberg, thanks for the gift of Facebook without which this book may never have been published.
To Myne Whitman and Tola Odejayi of www.naijastories.com, your bold idea of creating a web portal for Nigerian writers to meet each other has been the best thing since sliced bread. God bless you.
To my spiritual mentors, Pastor Poju Oyemade, Pastor Solomon Yero, Mrs Rebecca Yero and Prof. Gbenga Okunlola, your teachings and lifestyle moulded me into the person that I am today. Thanks.
To late Ola Rotimi, my amiable professor of theatre history and playwriting supervisor,