I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife
By Mike Brower
()
About this ebook
An estimated 62 percent of United States homes have dogs. Thats close to 72.9 million homes. More than 83 million dogs are owned in the United States. Author Mike Brower is one of those owners. In I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife, he shares the story of how he became a dog owner and the positive impact it made on his life.
With a humorous approach, Brower narrates his experiences with Abby and Dylan, Havana Silk dogs. When he first brought Abby home as an eleven-week-old puppy, he couldnt have imagined the affect the dog would have. From eating habits, to bed and sleep, to grooming, apparel, toys, and training, this memoir recounts a host of situations where owning dogs changed Browers outlook.
With photos included, I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife communicates the joys of pet ownership and how getting a dog was one of Browers best decisions.
Mike Brower
Mike Brower earned a bachelor’s degree in economics from Rutgers University and is vice president of a nutrition company and a consultant in the nutrition industry. Brower and his wife, Pam, live in the Chicagoland area with two Havana Silk dogs. He has two sons and one grandchild.
Related to I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife
Related ebooks
Pup Culture: Stories, Tips, and the Importance of Adopting a Dog Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOh My Dog: How to Choose, Train, Groom, Nurture, Feed, and Care for Your New Best Friend Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStopping By Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDogs: Heart-Warming, Soul-Stirring Stories of our Canine Companions Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLost Souls: FOUND! Inspiring Stories About Dogs, Vol. II Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCat Tales: Kitty Capers and More Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWhy Fox Not Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Spot in My Heart: Loving a Special Needs Dog Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLost Souls: Found! Inspiring Stories about Chihuahuas Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAlways Allie Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLost Souls: Found! Inspiring Stories about Cocker Spaniels Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRescue Road: One Man, Thirty Thousand Dogs, and a Million Miles on the Last Hope Highway Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5You're the Dog, I'm the Owner: My life with dogs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Language of Dogs Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Death Did Not Take My Dogs....Angels Did!!! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFor the Love of Lilly: Living with Malamutes in Hawaii Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Art of the Dog Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Dog Rigby: Just Like Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTo the Rescue: Found Dogs with a Mission Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Roman the Wonder Dog: Amazing True Life Story of a Standard Schnauzer Dog in Alaska Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThree Dog Tales Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Quests of Bruno Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaising Rover: Positive Pet Parenting Solutions for Your Pooch Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPaws & Effect: The Healing Power of Dogs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDog Tales: Heart-warming stories of rescue dogs who rescued their owners right back Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMeet Your Dog: The Game-Changing Guide to Understanding Your Dog's Behavior Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Loving Sophie Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Dog Listener: Learn How to Communicate with Your Dog for Willing Cooperation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Adventures of a Cape Cod Pet Sitter Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Dog Listener: Learning the Language of your Best Friend Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Humor & Satire For You
Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Favorite Half-Night Stand Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Britt-Marie Was Here: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife - Mike Brower
I Bought a Dog and Lost My Wife
Copyright © 2016 Mike Brower.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced by any means, graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, taping or by any information storage retrieval system without the written permission of the author except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
The following is nonfiction and mostly depicts actual persons, places, animals, and events.
iUniverse
1663 Liberty Drive
Bloomington, IN 47403
www.iuniverse.com
1-800-Authors (1-800-288-4677)
Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.
Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models, and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.
Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.
ISBN: 978-1-4917-8948-3 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4917-8949-0 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2016901992
iUniverse rev. date: 3/23/2016
Contents
Acknowledgments
Canine Bits
Introduction
Chapter 1 What Dog?
Chapter 2 Food
Chapter 3 Beds And Sleep
Chapter 4 Grooming
Chapter 5 Apparel
Chapter 6 Toys
Chapter 7 Houseplants And Landscaping
Chapter 8 Medical
Chapter 9 Security
Chapter 10 Friends—Part 1
Chapter 11 Friends—Part 2
Chapter 12 Training
Chapter 13 Showtime!
Chapter 14 Chips
Afterword
Acknowledgments
I owe much to my brother Lew, who painstakingly read each chapter and offered many valuable suggestions. I would also like to thank Joe and Agnes Szilagyi for their dedication in creating the many illustrations in the book.
I would be amiss if I did not recognize Abby, the featured canine and one of the sweetest animals in the world, as the inspiration for this endeavor.
Last but not the least, I greatly appreciate my wife, Pam. Her support and encouragement to complete the task of writing this book was beyond admirable. She made the decision to bring a Havana Silk puppy into our lives despite my vigorous protests. She knows me better than anyone and knew I would cherish having a dog.
Canine Bits
• An estimated 62 percent of US homes have dogs. That’s close to 72.9 million homes.
• The total number of dogs owned in the United States is 83.3 million (American Pet Products Association).
• Anywhere from four hundred to six hundred different breeds of dogs are recognized by different kennel clubs worldwide (APPA).
• There are more than 525 million dogs on our planet. That would equal the human population of the United States, Canada, Great Britain, Germany, Italy, and France (SC Psychological Enterprises Ltd.).
• In 2013, $56 billion was spent in America on pets, more than most countries spend on national defense.
• The average dog lives to around fifteen years of age.
• The oldest substantiated age for a dog is twenty-nine years and five months—a Queensland heeler.
• The relationship of humans with dogs as pets dates back twelve thousand years.
• Humanization has given new meaning to the old idiom man’s best friend,
elevating the long-established role of pets from companions to beloved family members with favorable demographics and rising pet ownership spawning a proliferation of products and services and fueling sustainable growth (Brown, Gibbons, Lang GL Pet Industry