The Great Grocery Getaway

By Dan Sylvestre

The fridge is a cold, dark and lonely place. When a small group of condiments realize their horrible fate, they decide that the only logical thing to do is escape from wretched place. Come along on this wacky group's adventure to discover their paradise freedom.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jul 24, 2013
• ISBN: 9781479789825

Dan Sylvestre

The Poo York Times raved: “Sylvestre’s sly slinging of synonyms stupefies the most stupendous of scholars. This one really takes the terd, I mean cake.”

Book preview

Copyright © 2013 by Dan Sylvestre. 119288-SYLV

ISBN: Softcover 978-1-4797-8981-8

Ebook 978-1-4797-8982-5

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Rev date: 07/18/2013

To order additional copies of this book, contact:

Xlibris Corporation

1-888-795-4274

www.Xlibris.com

[e-mail]

The

Great

Grocery

Getaway

Written by: Dan Sylvestre

Illustrations by Marvin Alonso

Main characters:

- Tartar Teddy

- Mr. Mustard

- Bbq Betty

- Pickle Pete

- Alan Apple

- Olivia Orange

Also starring…

- Jimbob the fridge owner

-Rex the dog

- Swooping hungry bats

-Jenny the pink rabbit

- Dan the blue turtle

- A large woman with a very large purse

- Sammy the steak

Mentioned:

- Java juice Jayden

- Carson the corn beef

- Barrie the bread