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Van Hartmans At the Drop of a Hat is as much rollicking, side-splitting, puerile,0 boy-fun as it is evocative, heartfelt and deeply mature art. He demands that you play as much as you think, and gives what seems merely sensation real feeling.
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Randall C. Von Hartman
Randall C. Von Hartman has written several books, including novels, short story, and poetry collections, and is suffering a penurious existence in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
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... at the Drop of a Hat - Randall C. Von Hartman
… at the drop of a hat
Randall C. Von Hartman
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CONTENTS
Ensuing Shopping
Deities
Antidotes For The Cures
The Truth? (MA’AT For All)
The Collectively Recessive Incorporated
It Just Needed To Be Said Again Another Way
Episode at the Public Library
Evening Routine
The Man’s Happy Pills
Hours of Joy in Headwear
The Edge
The Concession
The Local Social Security Office Branch
Eric Dolphy’s Hotplate
Nostalgiaville
The Road to Abysmal Subjectivity
Once in a Fiscal Limbo District
A Capital Idea In Weight Loss
Do You Like Leech Soup?
Stout And Pickled Bar Items
The Visionary
Late Night Diner Sermon
Monkey Puzzle
Determination
Symbolic Meanderings
Cruising The Shoreline’s Passing Lane
Clique Poetry
Bar Song Spoken In Slurred Tones
Tonight’s Drunk (volume: whateverthehell)
Sometimes I am on Fire
Going Down The List
If She Only Had A Different Brain
A Love Kept Alive by Artificial Means
The Conundrum of an Interest
Observe Proper Laws
Smitten By
A Walk Home from the Corner Drug Store
Oconee Hill
The Finest Possible Favor
Curb Appeal
In the Now
On Going Back to School Late in Life
On Reading Directions Before You Begin
The Black Pall Of Nothing At All
Camp sight
Bulb and Foliage
Best Place
Coffee Futures
Industry
Two Vehicle Pile Up
The Ending Is Nigh
The Wobblies Have It!
American Consumption
Tail Gatin’ ala Americano
This Is America, Goddamnit!
Red Head Blues
Be It For Better Or Worse
Sensing My Mortality
Health Management Organization (H.M.O.)
The Brilliant Marketing Strategy
of Imported Bloody Coal
Ever Wonder What It Means
to be Uniquely American?
Olfactory Accommodation
Back Porch (Honey Mama don’t you cry for me)
Waste
Sonnet of the Scorned Stargazer
Auto Pilot Blackout Aftermath
On Sitting Through Church Service
Election Results (Read Title Last)
On Telling Off People
Suffer the Learned Oafs Within Us.
(The primates disdain for buffoonery)
Open Letter to Mr. D.
What Was Happening
Prayer of the Cursed Poor
Opiated Asses
The Relation Circuit
Granted Privilege Denied
John Brown, He Is Of The Stuff
From Which Heroes Are Made
Adorned In Obligatory Attire
Your Snickers
Got To Worm The Burros
Unchained refrain
The Labor
If You Can’t Get a Job
So Always Look For: The Union Label
The 2000-2008 Guideline
The Hypocritical History of a Wicked Dogma
(just the fascist facts mammy)
Leaving Troy?
Andrew Johnson Has Got Nothing
On You, Bubba
Late August/Early September 2005
Go Broke Saving
Children of the Revolution
The Glass Battery Inquiry
Inquiry of The Aftermath
A Photo Of The Eiffel Tower
Having Reservations
Obstipation Of The American Dream
Reality Fatigue
Independent With the Disinterested
Mayor Good Man Brown
Viewing The Situation In High Definition
My Government Is Trying To Kill Me
None of Layman’s Subjects
One Fine Afternoon Just
Outside A Desert Mission
The Rusty Nail Rage
Existing In The Shadow
Of Those Who Have It All
Condition
Same Ol’ Not So Merry Go ’Round
They’re Off!
The Verve We Live
The Pungency Of Now
Milestone Mountain Ramble
Wednesday Morning 7:41 am
Rationalizing the Grit
Written Word Racketeers
Life Takes Us
On Loss and Growing Older
Melancholy
Another Scribble About Life and Death
Mother
Father
Dad
Moral Aptitude
Elapsed on The Road To Passion
Before We Were Who We Are
Karmic Debt, The Beautiful
A Note About igNoble Wolfshield:
What Comes After Words?
Ensuing Shopping
(Like the end is nigh)
A man paraded into a grocery store in search of a quality brand toilet soap. As he traipsed down the aisles, he thought it would make him appear smart and professional. Instead he found a cake batter knife, a package of off-season tree lights, and a bar of lard. As he left the store, he was heard saying, I know what I’m doing tonight!
Deities
A person had an intense interest in technology. It was in the way it affects the world, in the way it changed people’s lives. This person cared about it passionately and wished to become a beacon unto the world which had been so drastically changed by technology. This person sought to have the term ‘technology’ deified and that the capitalization of it in any mention be mandated.
Community centers would be erected on several corners of each neighborhood to pay homage to the entity of Technology. Flags for this new deity would be sewn and flown in the breezes either natural or created by Technology for the expressed purpose of flapping the flag. There was love in the air, for this person sensed that all the wildest dreams of this order would be made manifest.
And as this occurred, the planet imploded, virtually annihilating all life forms within and throughout its very being. All the neighborhoods didn’t even have time to call upon their various sanctified articles for salvation. And with that the whole concept essentially died.
. . .
It laid fallow for an extensive passage of another concept labeled time, which had always ruled over all things (and may have still been in motion). Only to be resurrected and relived by some other entity, who may have also sensed the thick essence of love which once hung in the air, in the manner much like that of greasy food’s residual fumes emanating from the bowels of one who consumed it. Only the unknown cultures of whomever dwelt there would be able to determine whether or not the emissions were deemed offensive or something to be idolized, exalted and consequently worshiped as an omni-present force in the universe with which to be reckoned… time will tell…
Antidotes For The Cures
Some say we got sick and searched for cures. I think we stopped searching for cures, and not because we got sick of searching for cures, and not because we grew sick of being ill. Instead we