Barscrawl: Vending Machines for Psychosis
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Randall C. Von Hartman
Randall C. Von Hartman has written several books, including novels, short story, and poetry collections, and is suffering a penurious existence in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
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Barscrawl - Randall C. Von Hartman
Copyright © 2011 by Randall C. Von Hartman.
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Contents
A forward of sorts by the author
Just Beyond the Incoming Line
The Handmaiden’s Method
Message from the Sponsor
A Young Land
Gold Pining
Hangovers Come Heavy
(She’s a better woman than I deserve)
My first Donut Dream
The Irascible Critic Converses with
the Writer again
Keeping the Faith
Upside down Trade-In
In the Old Neighborhood
Languid Reflection
Listen Carefully… There Have Been
Recent Changes to Our Menu
We Do Stuff
The Gods
Why It Is (the Complex of Y Chromosomes)
Two Citizen ‘Friends’
The Ellipses of My Woe
The Chuckle
The Old College Try
Recreating at My Own Expense
The Absorbent Cold psyche
Things I Think about while Banging
My Head against the Wall
Withering Blossom
Who’s a Sour Puss?
Remembering the Time Ol’ Harry Caught
a Social Disease from Farm Equipment
Imperative Key Issues
Skinny little column (with no answer)
After the Bullshit Ball
The Almighty God-Mart
Pedestrian
Forlorn and Girded
Salvation
Residue
Smashing the Fiberglass Ceiling
(promises, promises)
Late Blooming
Departure
The Sad Sack
Worse than any Poetry the Gods May Hath
The American Way
’Til it Starts to Make Sense…
The Norm of Late
Constant Companion (BFF)
best friends forever
Resting in the Peace Zone
When all Hell Breaks Loose
She Went Into Academia… Sort of
We Just Don’t Deserve It
Adventures as the New Guy in Just another Red Neck Town
The Clichés We Cling to for Whatever Reason
After the Half on Borrowed Time
Visitor
Crawling Blindly Amidst the Convolutions
Should You Translate the Lunar Orb,
There Sometimes Remains a Consistency
of How You Hail It
Hazy Mornings after the Crapulous Event
On the Road Rash
A Noite foi Rápido Quando ela
Capturadas meus Olhos
The Alarm Clock
The Bard and his Nemesis
Scrambled Dementia
You Can’t Go Home-It isn’t There
(or Dementia setting in)
Phone Calls
Cuss Fest Reactionaries*
Where Does She Find it Inside of Her
Strike Up the Band
The Broken Circular Saw
Old Home Permanent Memorial Parking Lot
The Men who Made Deals with God
before they were Born
Spanakopita on Toothpicks
When They Call for You to Believe…
Podunk Prom Nights
The Plight of Quality Guy
(and reality TV websites)
The Goddamned Discovery
You Know Not How You Go
Bedside
Simmer Down Man
’Til the Day Dawns
Intimidación
Griping ’bout Death at the Grocery
God Doesn’t Want Us to be Happy…
Ever had one ah those Moods?
Workplace Storage
Virginia Beach
(circa 1959 if race were no issue)
A Conversation when We are Ourselves
Tracing the Dream Trails
The Governor Cap
Trapped in the Stratified Snapshot
The Midland Odessa Song
(written not so much for the eye or the mind, but for the ear)
The Chorus of another Song
Ode to Joe Hill (IWW song writer)
The Innocuous Plague
Maybe More of a Forward than Poem
Remembering Fondly the Guts of the Hull
Not Out of the Woods Yet
Verse in Freedom
Going from Hunting and Scavenging to Secret
Societies and Hoarding Golf Trophies
A forward of sorts by the author
The Scrawlings Scribbled Herein do indicate something… some may say a decline—perhaps of clarity-perhaps of morality or sobriety, and yes, even of creativity in places, but I have to say: so what-who bats a thousand-one hundred percent of the time? Actually, there were moments when I thought I was really placing pen to pad and being poignant or profound, if not profane, most of the time. A hearty stout might do that, especially if it follows a dozen prior. I am reminded of the time a good friend (who shall remain unnamed) told me of when he wrote of great epiphanies and of universal mysteries revealed, after having dropped acid, and thought his written recordings so intensely valuable, that he should hide them so that others wouldn’t steal them-or worse: that they might be lost and mankind would not benefit from them! Later, months later that is, in the midst of a spring cleaning, while vacuuming behind his sofa, he discovered these documents containing such powerful truths and began to read through them. Initially, he had trouble discerning just what it was that he had on his hands and then a trace of memory seized him: these were the very papers with crucial inspiration about the complete schematics of ‘the grand design’ he had sought to guard with clever concealment. In truth, the sloppily written material was not only barely legible, but essentially incoherent. The whole event served, if nothing else, for some extensive guffawing which lasted for days.
While inscribing these ‘powerful truths’, I did use some greats for inspiration and somewhat comically if not shamelessly butchered the likes of Blake (When All Hell Breaks Loose), and generally revamped some typical life experiences and discovered that I do tend to write more when a bit bummed out, so I take stabs at the Grim Reaper too, but that’s all in fun mind you. Some of the stuff is heartfelt and other portions of it are dreary, little, anecdotal, thought scatology.
As far as the title goes, it might draw confusion to the loyal reader, as it was originally the title of a separate collection now known as . . . at the Drop of a Hat…
(The title was changed at the suggestion from long time friend, Coleman Barks). The truly observant reader will notice the difference in subtitles ("The Swagged Prattle of a Poetry Whore"