Psycho Boulevard: Poetry and Essays with a Difference
By Dennis Doph
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There had to be something beyond Apocalypse (Maybe). The author
Has searched the bowels (?) of his soul trying to find what makes him
Actually tick. Apocalypse taps into the anger and the lust.
Psycho Boulevard is the dregs of the barrel. These are the things
We think, then wish we hadnt. As such, they are valid. But they
Cannot be taken at face value. The alternate title for this is
The Face Behind the Face Behind the Face.
As the legendary comedienne Renee Taylor commented in her famous
Short film satire on Michaelangelo Antonioni:
Sono la vite senza fine
Sotto la vite senza fine.
Mangila al vestro svago
Dennis Doph is his own worm, living in the belly of himself, recognizing
The worm beneath the worm, and feeling just fine about all of it! And if
He eats his own worm, it is not cannibalism. It is Epicureanism.
Grab your own worm and enjoy.
Dennis Doph
Now retired, DENNIS DOPH was a twenty-year wordsmith with a major studio in Los Angeles. His previously published works include Instead of Solitaire, Stuff Happens, Psycho Boulevard, and Beyond Beyond. He currently lives in California.
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Psycho Boulevard - Dennis Doph
PAR EXCELLENCE
In this life there aren’t many examples of pure excellence
Mental agility to most people just doesn’t make much sense
But of all the artists who’ve had their fences made & mended
These are the ones whose sense is the most extended
Joan Didion only stands five feet in her bobby sox
In her artist’s life she has really taken some hard knocks
Buried her husband and her daughter then inviolably
Wrote a thoughtful book dealing with this Magical Mystery
Then to play Joan Didion suffering her year of great duress
They hired Vanessa Redgrave that six foot two giantess
Tom Stoppard has never been a playwright suffering from myopia
On Broadway twenty-seven actors spinning off Coast of Utopia
And if anyone is deemed artistic in this non-artistic nation
It’s our honcho Gore Vidal with his Point to Point Navigation
In past days there’ve been few producers who make me more bilious
Than that groin oriented male bonding gent known as John Milius
Now he’s brought his male bonding a few steps closer to home
Showing us passions unrepentant in the underworld known as Rome
Lindsay Duncan and Polly Walker activate those scandals
Under my trundle bed Mr Ray Stevenson can stash his sandals
Over the years no Yank actor has yanked me from my stupor
Than the craggy guy who goes by the cognomen Chris Cooper
First in Adaptation Chris took home the Gold Guy teaching things
No hunk should teach
Now he’s upping his own ante in a shocker known as Breach
Trendy David Fincher leads the View Halloo into this pack
Guiding movie gods & goddesses thru the maze called Zodiac
Bob Downey bounding here & there and then that living doll
Out from under butch Chloe Sevigny we’ll filtch Jake Gyllenhaal
The Lives of Others did not collude to keep us in the dark
But to sing praises of the Kraut known as von Donnersmark
Von Donnersmark knows how to make a tale that really matters
About lives in torment and souls in shreds and tatters
Good Night and Good Luck left us all palpitating to a man
About the jazz diva called Reeves Christian name Dianne
When she swings & shakes her booty in a knocked out designer dress
We can mourn Rosemary Clooney and a jazz scene that’s a mess
Of all the DVDs in packs that rate a solid A
I must give precedence to the one which flogs blond Alice Faye
Alice did work of highest quality a fact which can’t embarrass
Then she gave Fox a mighty heave and cleaved to buff Phil Harris
Yeah Alice now appears to be a woman for all seasons
Supplanted by that pig Betty Grable for all of the wrong reasons
And of all the opera lessons that couldn’t get much bolder
You can knock your socks right off with Tristan und Isolde
Birgit Nilsson had high C’s to embroider all her work
She could floss her tessitura and push away the stork
Allan Ginsberg is a poet who’ll not stand upon the shelf
Now in famed and fond biography he celebrates himself
And every time you turn around there’s an actor without stain
Let’s celebrate for the fact of himself Mister Michael Caine
The Prestige gave him a chance to show off all his ins & outs
Then Children of Men was the capper in case you had some doubts
Yes Let’s celebrate in extremis these twelve artists so intense
These men & women who’ve given their lives
To define Par Excellence
GERRY FORD WAS A DOOFUS
Gerry Ford was a doofus, no doubt about it
Gerry Ford only wound up being vice president
Because Spiro Agnew the corrupt power gorged
Bearbutt from Maryland Had become a negative
Asset
For the Nixon Administration Threatening
Their re-election. So Nixon and his brain trust
Came up with nonthreatening genial Gerry Ford
Handsome blond musclebound former linebacker
Who had nothing
Nothing at all above the neck He had to take
His gum out of his mouth before he could walk
That’s a fact Otherwise he would fall down from
The supreme effort of multitasking His wife
Betty Ford
Was the real Alpha in that bunch The one everyone
Respected No one ever expected Gerry to become
President Least of all Gerry Then things got pretty
Rough for Tricky Dick Impeachment was near
Yeah for those of you
Who think Bill Clinton is the only one who ever
Came within a cat’s whisker of impeachment
Think again Only in Nixon’s case It would
Have happened The shame of it! So Gerry Ford
Became the dumbest
President these United States has ever seen
Yeah Even dumber than the incumbent And
That’s pretty fucking dumb So give me a break
Gerry Ford sat out the 187 days of his Presidency
Chewing Wrigley’s Spearmint
Walking carefully Letting Betty make the important
Decisions Later in Palm Springs Betty confessed
Her alcohol addiction With a husband like this
She was in good company—she and Mamie Eisenhower
And Pat Nixon
Must have really propped up the bar between
The three of them—Betty made herself famous
More famous than she had ever been as First Lady
Running that famous clinic in the desert To keep
Liza Minnelli and all the lushes and the tweakers
Drug free
While Gerry spent the last many many years
Of his fabulously unproductive life Playing golf
Basking in the shade of his wife’s Alpha personality
If this is accomplishment I’ll have no part of it
Get away
With all this sodden faux sentimentality About
Dead Presidents—this is not Ronnie Redux. This
Is just a doofus who fell into a Presidency by mistake.
End blog. End subject.
BUGGERING PRIESTS
In the far flung archdiocese of Los Angeles
Little Roman Catholic boys and girls protect their virtue
Keeping the goods away from those hundreds of
Buggering priests
Knowing what you don’t let the Good Father do
Can’t hurt you
Now eight hundred million dollars has been settled on
Five hundred odd of the variously abused
The grand old ringmaster Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Mahony
Kept capacious records of which of his parish children
Had been scabrously used
Church records were hidden in drawers and cabinets
And cleaning closets
All over the length and breadth of the enormous diocese
So when Roger’s Buggering Priests put on their frocks and
Flaming purses and holy rosettes
There would always be some fresh new girl or boy with which
Those priests could take their ease
Eight hundred million
Total cash reward
For the insatiable hunger of Roger’s Buggering Priests
Even a billion
Would be a bit absurd
As they celebrate exemption from forty years
Of carnal feasts
All over the archdiocese
Churches pretend nothing has happened
They’ve all been bitten by the silent bug
Father Mike gets another quick release
Blowing his altar boy and dismissing him
With one quick shrug
When Vatican Two roared in like a clumsy fuck happy lion
Back in the Sixties when men were men and women were
Even more so
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroger was young and buff like a Lord of Zion
Sported thick black hair upon his torso
Begat a whole legion of similarly equipped Buggering Priests
Who followed Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroger into the fields of power
And not a few indomitable mustachioed nuns
To take away the virtue of the diocese’s fairest flower
Hear the sobs before the massive altar
Of Our Lady of the Queen of the Angels
Rrrrrrrroger’s Rog Mahal monument to himself
Hear the victims crying fumbling into their psalter
While the records of their abuse are still kept
Upon some shelf
God forbid
We should ever have testimony from brave
Rrrrrrrrrrrroger Mahony
Rrrrrrrrrrearranging his surplice beyond his fat still
Erect cock
Eight hundred million is far from adequate
kind of phony
And the archdiocese is still rrrrrrrrrrreeling in post-coital shock
So let the conscience money pile up
Let the buggered thousands file out into the choking day
Let’s not disturb the saintly sleep of Archbishop
Rrrrrrroger Mahony
And leave the Buggering Priests to rrrrrrrrresurrect
Another fucking rrrrrrroundelay
TWO LAMPS
My mother never had enough lamps
In my childhood all we had were leftovers from
My father’s dead mother Living in father’s dead
Mother’s house The house my mother hated
The woman my mother hated
We had the dead woman’s lamps They were
Freestanding floor lamps The kind with four
Peripheral bulbs and a domed large bulb
In the center Very ugly lamps
For Christmas during my eighth grade I suggested
To my father We get a real classy table lamp
For my mother We shopped for one Something
My father and I almost never did together
Selected
A really classy looking table model a single
Three way bulb sitting proudly on a straight
Circular china base It was painted with a red peony
Just one single red peony My mother loved that lamp
Later that year
When the truck ran destructively into our house
Amazingly the china lamp was spared amid the wreckage
Of our living room Yes the two tacky freestanding
Floor lamps from Grandma Doph were spared as well
The furniture was trashed
So the china lamp continued in our lives the Queen
Of the Living Room Later in my senior year
Of high school My father and I shopped for another lamp
This one a slender white alabaster lamp Beautifully carved
An austere princess of a lamp
To sit in the same room as the Peony Queen lamp
These two lamps lived side by side in our unhappy house
Switching places from one side of our unhappy living room
To another throughout the years Later much later When
Mother prepared to move
To California After my father had