The Star Trek Top Ten Book: With Borg Math Made Easy
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10. It gives Tom Paris his just desserts.
9. Chicks dig a Star Trek geek who can recite this book from memory.
8. It's required reading at the [Starfleet] Academy.
7. What it lacks in Star Wars and South Park references, it makes up for in references to Jeopardy and Jerry Springer.
6. Like a collector's plate, this book is bound to go up in value for unknown reasons.
5. Buying this book would be better than buying it as a book on CD read by Ben Stein.
4. Four out of five Vulcans agree it's the logical thing to do.
3. Just to validate what the critics say about us. That we have way too much time on our hands.
2. Wouldn't this copy look finer when autographed by Jeri Ryan?
1. There may not be another one of these written.
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The Star Trek Top Ten Book - Brian C. Baker
Copyright © 2011 by Brian C. Baker.
Library of Congress Control Number: 2011901533
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Contents
Introduction
TOP TEN… .
1. Top Ten Signs You’re Watching A Very Cheaply Produced Episode Of Star Trek
2. Top Ten Least Popular Reruns Coming This Fall On The All-Klingon Channel
3. Top Ten Least Popular Star Trek Songs
4. The Voyager Doctor’s Top Ten Pickup Lines
5. Top Ten Signs Chakotay Is Nuts About Janeway
6. Top Ten Least Popular Jeopardy Categories In Star Trek
7. Top Ten Titles Rejected By Star Trek: Voyager For The Episode About Merging Two Crew Members Together By The Transporter (Pre-Seven Of Nine)
8. Top Ten Rejected Star Trek Toys
9. Top Ten Least Popular Fast-Food Joints
10. Top Ten New Star Trek Spinoffs
11. Chief O’brien’s Top Ten Pet Peeves
12. Top Ten Signs Rick Berman Is Nuts
13. Worf’s Top Ten Pet Peeves
14. Top Ten Ways O.J. Simpson Would Fit In A Star Trek Universe
15. Top Ten Things Tom Paris Does To Irritate Chakotay
16. Top Ten Things Overheard In Odo’s Security Office
17. Top Ten Painful Things Worf Does For Fun
18. Top Ten Rejected Q Titles
19. Top Ten Things Overheard Aboard Sulu’s Excelsior
20. Top Ten Troubles With Troi
21. Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Top Ten Bloopers
22. Top Ten Headlines In The Federation
23. Lieutenant Commander Tuvok’s Top Ten Least Favorite Nicknames
24. Top Ten Klingon Children’s Classic Videos Adapted From Earth Videos
25. Top Ten Rejected Recurring Star Trek Characters
26. Top Ten Other Frivolous Reasons The Original Series Crew Travels Back In Time To 20Th Century Earth
27. Top Ten Surprises In Voyager’s Third Season Finale Episode Scorpion
28. The Voyager Doctor’s Top Ten Pet Peeves
29. Top Ten Things Tuvok Does To Loosen Up
30. Top Ten Holo-Novels Written By Tuvok And Tom Paris
31. Top Ten Fears Of The Fear Clown From The Voyager Episode The Thaw
32. Top Ten Things Overheard On A Borg Ship
33. Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Off A Klingon Ship
34. Top Ten Signs That Alexander Roshenko Is Growing Up To Be A Pitiful Man
35. Counselor Deanna Troi’s Top Ten Pet Peeves
36. Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Klingon
37. Top Ten Real Reasons Why Leeta Married Rom
38. Top Ten Ways To Make Data Angry
39. Robin Lefler’s Top Ten Other Laws
40. Top Ten Signs You’re Watching Too Much Star Trek
41. Top Ten Other Talents Of Elim Garak
42. Top Ten Lesser Known Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition
43. Wesley Crusher’s Top Ten To Do
List
44. Top Ten Exclamations (Besides Red Alert
, Shields Up
, And What The Hell
) Of William T. Riker
45. Top Ten Signs Of Friction In The O’briens Marriage
46. Top Ten Things You May Overhear If Beavis & Butt-Head Lived On Qo’nos
47. Top Ten Ways Security Could Be Better On Deep Space Nine
48. Top Ten Reasons Klingons Shouldn’t Get Involved With Feddies And Vice Versa
49. Top Ten Fun Nicknames For The Jem’hadar
50. Top Ten Rejected Terms For The Occupation Waste Extraction
51. Top Ten Complaints Of Seven Of Nine
52. Top Ten Reasons Chief O’brien Left The Enterprise-D For Deep Space Nine
53. Top Ten Things The Next Generation Crew Did Between The First And Second Films
54. Top Ten Rejected Next Generation Episode Titles
55. Top Ten Romulan Complaints
56. Top Ten Good Things About Wesley Crusher
57. Top Ten Lines You’ll Never Hear On Deep Space Nine
58. Top Ten Ways To Tell You’ve Recruited A Borg Officer
59. Top Ten Other Uses For Self-Replication
60. Top Ten Potential Movie Titles For Deep Space Nine
61. Top Ten Signs The Civil War In The Continuum Is Over
62. Top Ten Signs Of Friction In The Leeta-Rom Marriage
63. Top Ten Fears Of Captain Jean-Luc Picard
64. Top Ten Points-Of-Interest That Have Occurred Since The Reappearance Of Captain Morgan Bateson (Played By Kelsey Grammer, Better Known As Frasier Crane
)
65. Top Ten Fears Of Morn (Besides A Speaking Role)
66. Top Ten Good Things About Kes’ Departure (Besides Introducing The Borg Chick)
67. Harry Kim’s Top Ten To Do
List
68. Top Ten Previous Occupations Of Morn
69. Top Ten Big-Budgeted Episodes For Deep Space Nine That Never Got Made
70. Top Ten Other Rejected Hosts For The Dax Symbiont
71. Top Ten Things Chief O’brien And Dr. Bashir Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Doing Together
72. Top Ten Least-Known Half-Brothers Of Spock
73. Top Ten Revelations In The Personal Logs Of Pavel Chekov
74. Top Ten Things Khan Noonien Singh Would Do If He Were Alive In The 24Th Century
75. Top Ten Excuses Of Jem’hadar Soldiers
76. Top Ten Things Overheard At General Martok’s Previous Earth Occupations
77. Top Ten Lessons The Voyager Crew Learned From The Incident That Was The Year Of Hell
78. Top Ten Revelations In Uhura’s Autobiography
79. Top Ten Signs Neelix Is Becoming A Better Cook
80. Top Ten Pickup Lines On Seven Of Nine
81. Top Ten Rejected Attractions At Star Trek: The Experience In Las Vegas
82. Top Ten Signs You’re At A Really, Really Bad Star Trek Convention
83. Tom Paris’ Top Ten To Do
List
84. Top Ten Reasons Yeoman Janice Rand Left The Enterprise
85. Top Ten Amazing Facts About The Crystalline Entity
86. Top Ten Signs Gul Dukat’s Mental Health Is Improving
87. Top Ten Lesser-Known Bajoran Orbs Of The Celestial Temple
88. Top Ten Categories On Maquis Jeopardy!
89. Top Ten Fun Phaser Settings
90. Top Ten Generic Episode Titles For Any Star Trek Series
91. Top Ten Potential Titles Of New Star Trek Films With The Classic Cast
92. Top Ten Lines You’ll Never Hear On Star Trek: Voyager
93. James T. Kirk’s Top Ten To Do
List In Heaven
94. Top Ten Strange Occurrences In The Star Trek Universe
95. Top Ten Rejected Star Trek Soft Drinks
96. Top Ten Signs Odo Is Loosening Up
97. Top Ten Other Things That Are Futile
98. Top Ten Signs Your New Klingon Recruit Is Really A Human
99. Top Ten Bolian Complaints
100. Top Ten Things About The 20Th Century Tom Paris Knows Nothing About (Especially 20Th Century America)
101. Top Ten Ways To Improve Star Trek: Insurrection
102. Top Ten Star Trek Euphemisms For Breaking Wind
103. Top Ten Least Popular Occupations In Star Trek
104. Top Ten Ways To Make Star Trek More Exciting
105. Top Ten Least Likely Klingon Recipients Of The Order Of The Bat’leth
106. Top Ten Signs The Vic Fontaine Hologram Is Going Nuts
107. Top Ten Ways To Make Star Trek: Voyager More Exciting
108. Top Ten Signs Of A Disgruntled Jem’hadar Soldier
109. Top Ten Web Addresses Of Your Favorite Trek Characters
110. Top Ten Ways Life Would Be Different If Earth And Its Population Were Holograms
111. Top Ten Highlights In The Star Trek 30-Person Royale Rumble
112. Top Ten Things That Will Get You Killed, Or At The Very Least, Get You Kicked Off A Jem’hadar Ship
113. Top Ten Things Overheard In The Great Link
114. Top Ten Signs You’re Married To A Dumb Klingon
115. Top Ten Least Successful Businesses On Deep Space Nine’s Promenade
116. Top Ten Reasons Why Leeta Is Divorcing Rom
117. Top Ten Categories On Win Ben Stein’s Money
118. Top Ten Signs Your Chief Medical Officer Is Incompetent
119. Top Ten Revelations In Seven Of Nine’s Personal Logs
120. Benjamin Sisko’s Top Ten To Do
List From Bajoran Heaven
121. Top Ten Signs Mr. Scott Is Losing Weight
122. Top Ten Surprises In The Deep Space Nine Series Finale What You Leave Behind
123. Top Ten Advantages Of Hiding In A Nebula
124. Top Ten Possible Names For Tom Paris’ New Cologne
125. Top Ten Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much Of Neelix’s Cooking
126. Top Ten Signs You’re At Another Really, Really Bad Convention
127. Top Ten Disadvantages Of Being The Easter Bunny In The 24Th Century
128. Top Ten Rejected Scotty Lines
129. Top Ten Signs The Ship’s Computer Is Nuts
130. Top Ten Disadvantages Of Being A Tall Ferengi
131. Top Ten Rejected Stage Names For Alexander Siddig
132. Top Ten Things Overheard On A Pakled Ship
133. Top Ten Funniest Bloopers Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
134. Top Ten Amazing Facts About Naomi Wildman
135. Top Ten Rejected Borg Names
136. Top Ten Fears Of 150-Year-Old Admiral Leonard H. Mccoy
137. Top Ten Lesser-Known 20Th Century Passions Of Tom Paris
138. Top Ten Previous Occupations Of Amarie, The Four-Armed Lady From Tng’s Unification Ii
139. Top Ten Lesser-Known Klingon Beverages
140. Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear At Your Starfleet Court Martial
141. Top Ten Rejected Klingon Slogans
142. Top Ten Signs Of Friction In The Marriage Of Tom Paris And B’elanna Torres
143. Top Ten Things That Will Make Seven Of Nine Cry
144. Top Ten Least Successful Items Served At Quark’s Bar And Restaurant At Star Trek: The Experience In Las Vegas,