Table for Two: Guide for Senior's Dating

By Lucy Morgan Waller

Table for Two

Table for Two is a humorous guide for older men and women who are not yet ready to give up on finding love. Its only real purpose is to share a laugh with its readers.
It is a series of first dates. Each date is a disaster for one reason or another. The advice given is more likely to be funny than helpful.
Along with the stories, you find various lists that may apply to senior dating. They should be read carefully to unveil their humor. Have fun reading Table for Two, but dont take it too seriously.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Nov 23, 2010
• ISBN: 9781456816162

Lucy Morgan Waller

About the Author After thirty-four years as a pastor’s wife and a mother, and thirty years as a teacher, Lucy Waller found herself alone and unhappy. She enjoyed the “Spares and Pairs” class in church until she realized that she was a Spare. She tried the singles group and found herself in a ratio of two men to every twelve women. Then she turned to the internet and learned a lot. Ten years later, Lucy is content. She lives for her children and grandchildren and her committed relationship to God. Now she is enjoying two new passions: her sense of humor and a love for writing.

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Copyright © 2010 by Lucy Morgan Waller.

Library of Congress Control Number:       2010916916

ISBN:         Hardcover                               978-1-4568-1615-5

                   Softcover                                 978-1-4568-1614-8

                   Ebook                                      978-1-4568-1616-2

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Contents

PREFACE

GENERAL ADVICE

VOCABULARY

CHAPTER ONE

A Typical Date

CHAPTER TWO

Finding Mr. Right

CHAPTER THREE

Avoiding Misunderstandings

CHAPTER FOUR

You Can’t Be

Too Careful

CHAPTER FIVE

Plan Ahead

CHAPTER SIX

Beware of Stranger

CHAPTER SEVEN

He Marches to a Different Drummer

CONCLUSION

On a More Serious Note

AFTERTHOUGHT

Dedication

To my wonderful friends:

Sonja, Shearer, Sally, Bea, and Mary Sue

Also dedicated to my children:

Laura, David, Lynne, and Jenny,

who are always there to help

PREFACE

This book is done by request from family and friends. It is fiction (with the exception of Canoe), and its only purpose is to be funny. It is mostly a list of things that could happen, not things that did happen. I apologize to all the men I have dated in the last ten years if I have written anything that is offensive to you. I didn’t