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    HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS
    HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS
    HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS
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    HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS

    By Joseph Parsley

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    This is a story poem about a make-believe animal family

    that feels like they need to wear pants but can't seem to get

    it to work for them. (Pants falling down is always funny). It is a mad

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGotham Books
    Release dateSep 1, 2021
    ISBN9781956349016
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