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    Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
    Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
    Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
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    Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All

    By Dorman Serena and Paige Vickers

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateJun 25, 2021
    ISBN9781797206240
    Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All

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      Mommy Cusses - Dorman Serena

      DEAR FELLOW SNACK BITCH,

      You’re wearing more bodily fluids than a porn star, the sink is full of dishes, and the floor is covered in toys, crumbs, clean laundry you have no energy to fold, and abandoned goals for the day. The kids are in bed but Mom Guilt keeps you wide awake. The couch dips as Mom Guilt sits next to you and breathes worry and frustration into your soul so thick and black that you can’t see all the ways you glittered today.

      There’s an itch at the bottom of your soul that you can’t seem to scratch, and you ache to hear another parent say, I’m struggling too. Not because you want someone else to feel like a failure, but because you want to feel a little less alone, a little less crazy. That you’re not imagining how incredibly hard being a parent can be.

      This is motherhood. It’s a dream, it’s a mess, it’s beautiful, and it’s everything in between. It’s dipping from one polar extreme to the other, sometimes within minutes. It’s a love deeper than anything you’ve ever known, and a grief that’s more agonizing too. It’s holding your child long after they’ve fallen asleep to beg them for forgiveness. It’s late nights giggling together and making memories, and then it’s realizing that sometimes you’re the monster hiding beneath your child’s bed.

      HOME IS WHERE THE KIDS ARE CRYING & FUCKING SHIT UP

      In case no one has told you lately and you’re starting to forget, you’re pretty fucking amazing. Read that again, and let yourself believe it for once. We’re all just grasping at straws, trying to make a little sense of this shitastrophe.

      So, when motherhood starts to punt you in the puss and you start thinking you’re alone, know that even though you can’t see us, you have an invisible army of perfectly imperfect moms in your corner. You’ve got this.

      Mommy Cusses is a wildly inappropriate book full of snark, sarcasm, and swears that offers a variety of uninspirational quotes, momtivities, and general malarkey to entertain you. Flip to a page, any page, and find a hilarious escape from that load of laundry or those dishes you don’t want to do anyway. There’s no need to read from cover to cover because, let’s face it, you’re a parent and parents don’t have time for such leisurely

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