XPs with AI

By Samhita Joshi

At what point does an experiment become an experience? What stories did the two dreaded thumb marks bellow? Why was Philip embarrassed to be THE citizen of Europe? Lethal jewellery on trees? Getting appointed as the 'smell of the month'? The answer to all this, and why so many people choose to think about it, is very simple: The fact that it is the only way to know, and also that "However is necessarily required in every unplanned sentence..."

A collection of writings by an artificial neural network, an RNN, this book is bound to get you the laughs you never had—or never imagined you would have.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Samhita Joshi
• Release date: Jun 17, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005252199

Samhita Joshi

Samhita Joshi is a homo-sapien like many others on this planet. She lives in a building which she calls her home. She writes family-friendly books, and hopes that her books put a smile on your face. She hates to write this biography in third-person but is still indulging in that activity for some reason unknown to her. Whatever her hobbies may be, her favourite pastime is sleeping.

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Samhita Joshi

XPs with AI

These cases don’t make any sense.

First published by Samhita Joshi 2021

Copyright © 2021 by Samhita Joshi

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise without written permission from the publisher. It is illegal to copy this book, post it to a website, or distribute it by any other means without permission.

Fiction Alert: The names, characters and incidents portrayed in the cases in this book are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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The only edition

Dedicated to the beach at the end of my favourite street.

P.S. There is no such beach.

Jim Moriarty is Director of Marketing for the Department of Communication for the U. S. Department of Public Affairs. He is the Director of Operations of the National Center for the American Civil Liberties Union. Jim Moriarty is an attorney and lawyer based in San Diego, California, and has been the Director of the Office of Justice for 25 years. He has also worked in the area of immigration law enforcement for the Department of Justice for 14 years. His website is: www. jmcoach.gov.him.

—Co-Author (the RNN)

Contents

Acknowledgement

Author’s Note

I. SAYINGS AND MORAL STORIES

Great Sayings

The Two Goats

The Two Booties

The Crocodile King

The Homeless Horses

The Wolf Plan

The Lone Tree

The Dead Player

Jake

II. STORIES. BUT WITHOUT MORALS.

Firendship

Philip

Something?

The Moaning Bees

Six

Jonathan

Sarah

T-Shirt

Chance

III. CASE STUDIES

The Little Fellow

David

Huda Heron

A Study in Humphrey

Cloud Funding

Dr. Brain States

Vandalised Lottery

A Brand New Discovery

Life

Annabelle Russell

Wut?

The Cop

Plastic Bombs

Never Gonna

Issues

Baking

Year ½

An Ideal Influencer

IV. REAL SCIENCE

Brönsted: Thank You, Chemistry!

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Acknowledgement

I would like to express my sincere gratitude to make sure that the bottom of fresh butter starts making pasta with the remaining 2 tablespoons of the freshly chopped forest. I love costumes and bags that are not children. With a group of 12 holidays in my hand, I justify the existence of a human able to supervise children reading