Rules of International English
By Kyle Roesler
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The English Language adapted for the world!
What if everyone in the world spoke the same language?
Imagine what we, as a human race, could accomplish if everyone spoke the same language. Modern communications and transportation have reached a state where that ancient dream can be achieved.
This guide explains the benefits of using a "unilanguage" and why a simplified and consistent version of English is the best choice to be that unilanguage. It lays out the rules for transforming English into "International English" and provides examples of famous literature translated into IE. Then the guide repeats, with everything written in IE.
Kyle Roesler
Kyle G. Roesler, who used to write using the pseudonym Mary Jane, began his writing career as a columnist for "The Muddraker", the student-run newspaper at Harvey Mudd College. He then spent a number of years writing screenplays before turning his attention to writing novels. He published "Fate" in 2001 and "Saba" in 2009.
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Rules of International English - Kyle Roesler
Rules of International English
by
Kyle G. Roesler
SMASHWORDS EDITION
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Rules of International English
Copyright © 2021 by Kyle G. Roesler
ISBN: 9781005331207
All rights reserved. Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction, which have been used without permission. The publication/use of these trademarks is not authorized, associated with, or sponsored by the trademark owners.
Cover Design: Kyle G. Roesler
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Dedication
Introduction
Google Translate
Which Language?
Why Listen to Me?
Philosophy of Rules
The Rules
Rule #1
Rule #2
Rule #3
Rule #4
Rule #5
Rule #6
Rule #7
Rule #8
Rule #9
Rule #10
Rule #11
Examples of IE
Rules of IE in IE
Intro in IE
Google Translate in IE
Which Language in IE
Why Listen to I in IE
Philosophy of Rules in IE
The Rules in IE
Rule #1 in IE
Rule #2 in IE
Rule #3 in IE
Rule #4 in IE
Rule #5 in IE
Rule #6 in IE
Rule #7 in IE
Rule #8 in IE
Rule #9 in IE
Rule #10 in IE
Rule #11 in IE
About the Author
Dedication
Dedicated to Jason Greeno, the head of the SDSU English as a Second Language program when I was a student. Thank you for everything.
Introduction
This set of rules for a simplified version of English is based on this rudimentary premise: the purpose of language is to facilitate communications between human beings.
That may seem obvious, but it is not a concept employed by much of the world, now or in mankind’s history. Language, instead, has been intertwined with culture, national identity, class distinctions and