3 Easy Steps To Sodomize A Cheerleader

By Rich Richardson

This erotic tale shows how I got my dream girl into bed. If you want to see it and learn how to impress women, then this is the book for you.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Rich Richardson
• Release date: Dec 27, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370303601

Rich Richardson

Rich Richardson is a writer and internet personality who began writing at the tender age of twelve, hoisting stories about sci-fi heroes and heroines in front of his family and friends.His body of work ranges from high concept fantasy to down to earth fiction, but he considers himself a specialist in character drama above all. To him, a setting can only be as interesting as the people living in it.Often taking inspiration from his day to day life, the protagonist of "The Elf & The Bard" is actually based off of a D&D character he used, shortly before being ejected from the game in real life for his drunken antics.

Book preview

Do you want to know the secret to winning a woman’s heart?

It’s not about six pack abs or the size of your biceps. It’s about making her believe that you are exactly what she’s been looking for. You are her one shot at fulfillment, and the only thing she’ll ever need.

You need to make sure she knows that you will become everything she has ever wanted, as soon as she bends over.

Knowing this can make picking up girls fundamentally boring or twice as satisfying, depending on whom you ask, but for me, personally, I don’t think much of it. It’s just a fact of life, and I know that taking advantage of it probably makes me a terrible person.

Luckily for me, this particular story is about someone just as terrible, though for different reasons.

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Today is going to be a great day, I said to myself. I couldn’t quite explain why, but I just had a feeling that lady luck was on my side. Of course, that feeling dulled a bit, when I parked my car on the street, stepped out into the fresh air and felt my foot sink into ankle-deep mud.

Despite that, I still kept a smile on my face. Today will be alright, I insisted. The birds are singing, the sun is shining and the rain has stopped before I got home. I don’t have any reason to feel bad.

And then, naturally, life gave me