It's Here Somewhere and Other Poems
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I bought a book on memory
And eagerly embraced it
I meant to read it right away
But seem to have misplaced it
—From “It’s Here Somewhere"
As a youth, Jim Swinehart was drawn to the usual adventure books, but also to the humor writing of Mark Twain, James Thurber, Erma Bombeck, and many others. During his high school years, he learned about various aspects of life by working as a farm laborer, newspaper reporter, lifeguard, camp counselor, photographer, dining hall staffer, drugstore salesperson, and assistant to a city clerk.
After college graduation and Army service, he spent 16 years on university faculties and four decades as a communications consultant, helping to design national campaigns on health and safety issues. His academic and professional work has appeared in books, a dozen scientific journals, and as published testimony for a Senate committee and a Presidential Commission. He hopes that this book of (mostly) light verse, unlike his previous writing, will elicit smiles.
James W. Swinehart
Dr. James W. Swinehart is a social psychologist who has worked for the U.S. Army (Counter Intelligence Corps, Korea); Washington University (sociology department); University of Michigan (Survey Research Center, School of Public Health, Highway Safety Research Institute); Children’s Television Workshop; TV networks (CBS, NBC, PBS); numerous federal agencies (e.g., Social Security Administration, National Cancer Institute, Federal Trade Commission, Library of Congress); national nonprofit organizations (e.g., American Medical Association, National Safety Council, Association for Consumer Research); and other similar groups. He has served on the boards of several public interest organizations.In addition to teaching social science at universities, he has taught swimming and water safety for the Red Cross and a college, and English as a second language overseas. He has traveled in 47 states and 20 countries, sometimes by moped or hitchhiking. A published writer and photographer, his greatest pride is his two sons and four grandchildren.
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It's Here Somewhere and Other Poems - James W. Swinehart
Preface
We like to think we create the combinations of words that make up our sentences and more. This is true, but all of us have been exposed to multitudes of words that may influence our choice of an adjective, the decision to place a conjunction here rather than there, or the idea that rhyming a particular pair of words will work better than a dozen alternatives.
We may be unaware of these connections, but it seems fair to acknowledge the debt we owe to the authors and poets whose words have lifted our spirits and sometimes changed lives across years and even centuries. I also want to thank my parents, for a house with plenty of books and encouragement to learn everything, and the teachers of English and literature and drama who fostered appreciation and awe at what precision and imagination could achieve.
For this particular book, I warmly thank Brian and Tricia Swinehart for making it possible. I am also grateful to the New Rochelle residents and others who came to public readings over the last few years, at the public library and coffee shops and elsewhere, and laughed (at least sometimes) at the right places. For the section on valentines, all of which and a good many more were written for my wife, Sandra, during our half-century together, my gratitude will be apparent on every page.
I hope readers will feel an urge to read some of these verses to a friend or family member. While my first title, Some Smiles to Share,
had already been used, the sentiment remains.
—James W. Swinehart
A Dilemma On The Ark
A single earthworm, fully grown,
Can reproduce although alone,
Because the organs of both sexes
Reside within its solar plexus.
Thus it may not need to mate
In order to proliferate.
So Noah asked, "Should I take Two?
For the worms just one should do,
But no one mentioned an exception
For hermaphrodite conception.
To follow orders yet be fair,
Should I choose one or take a pair?"
He thought the former, then the latter,
But in the end it didn’t matter.
Whatever number went aboard
Was bound to satisfy the Lord:
Whether single or a deuce,
Worms were sure to reproduce.
Since either choice left Noah vexed
By overpopulated decks,
He felt that future holy texts
Should warn that worms are oversexed.
The King Speaks
"Pray take this purse, and hie thee thither,
Procuring at once a gooseberry pie.
Return anon, hastening hither,
Tarrying not until thou art nigh.
"Taste not the pie along the way,
Lest it arrive here less than whole.
Mark me well, or rue the day
And forfeit both thy life and soul.
"A pie that’s rendered incomplete
Hath less appeal than one untasted.
Sirrah, thy transit must be fleet.
Thou cans’t not let an hour be wasted."
The king hungered for pie yet he feared indigestion.
He mused, To eat, or not to eat – that is the question.
(The King Speaks: Postscript)
The pie came on time and was eaten with dinner.
The king, with surprise, said It made me no thinner!
Dieticians who proposed that pie should be eaten
Were promptly dragged off to the dungeon and beaten.
Alas, although kings have the power to ransom,
Pies are unlikely to make them more handsome.
Despite having freedom to eat what they please,
Their bodies profit more from carrots and peas.
Still, royals get pie while the