Make it a Double: Bar Poems, #2
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A mug of beer. A tumbler of whiskey. Relish the results of one poet's reflections during his never-ending journey to the bottom of his glass.
When the status quo seems overwhelmingly bleak, a shooter of something strong can lift the mood. So it's no surprise that this tome brimming with honesty is best served alongside the hair of the dog that inspired it. And down its path through darkness toward low-key revelation, this book for adult readers inspires laughter to ease the pain and peculiarities that accompany ordinary existence.
Embracing booze as his mistress and life's absurdities as his muse, award-winning poet Randall McNair crafts a series of evocative pictures from his routine perch on a barstool. Refusing to shy away from the lows of the human condition, his blunt words cut to the heart of everyday struggles.
If you've ever spent time pondering existence through a bottle, the touch of blue in McNair's paired despair and optimism will strike a chord.
Make it a Double is the humorous second volume in the Bar Poems series of gritty verse. If you have a raw love for life, naughty narratives, and creative drinking, then you'll adore Randall McNair's unique slant on poetry.
Buy Make it a Double to pull a pint of poems today!
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Make it a Double - Randall McNair
THE STATUS QUO
It starts at the start
with your future before you
and ends there as well.
MAKE IT A DOUBLE
My first book of poems was so full
of curse words and down and dirty
sex-in-the-milk-cooler imagery
that it was labeled erotica
by the bots at Amazon.com,
not suitable for kids or the elderly or ads.
So, I take a vacuum
to the carpet of its pages
and suck up all the dirty words
and I bend
and lift the used needles
and condoms from its sheets.
I then strip naked,
step into the shower
to scrub the filth off me,
inserting the soap directly
into my mouth and taking special care
not to arouse my man-piece.
But, uncomfortable with the freshly
cleaned and tidied work, I head down
to the Swinging Door Saloon, and goddamn!
Shit! All five-foot-four, 100 pounds of Chenine
is serving behind the bar, so I order
a whiskey neat and, fuck it, make it a double!
ANOTHER GODDAMN SALES MEETING
The statistics are laid out
with great fanfare, a silent pause
dangling at the end of each
for added effect.
They are of great importance,
these statistics, to a small group
of movers and shakers sitting in the front,
nodding their heads after each pause.
And halfway through
the presentation
someone yells from the back,
Who gives a shit?
Those words echo off the walls
followed by silence
which, for me at least,
is greatly effective.
WHILING AWAY THE DAY
I while away the day
as Poseidon does,
wade into it
like walking into the cool sea.
I let the seconds rise like water around me,
feel the minutes creep up my skin,
brush up on the hours, feel them
tug at my legs like seaweed.
There is no haste in my day
just as Poseidon does not flit about
nervously, but soaks in time
planning the execution of some great flood,
as an artist takes time to plan his next work,
as I, an unemployed poet,