Last Call: Bar Poems, #3
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When it's time to wind down at the end of the day, the comfort of a neighborhood dive can't be beat. But when a poet starts downing drinks, the scribbled marks on his bar napkin result in a raw and rough-hewn look at man's most heartfelt emotions. And with alcohol-driven acuity, this book helps every whistle-wetter, day-drinker, and bartender find new enjoyment in the hardships and happiness of mundane existence.
From hilarious haiku to self-loathing limericks, soul-searcher and award-winning writer Randall McNair's carefully honed craft shines in this drunkenly introspective measure of human consciousness. Covering a wide range of themes that confront the absurdities of life head-on, this collection showcases his willingness to drink the dregs and come back for more. If you've ever thought of poets as staid or incomprehensible, the burn of McNair's high-proof stanzas will transform your viewpoint and take you on an unforgettable journey.
Last Call is the third volume in the Bar Poems series of vividly chaotic verse. If you like honest humor, dark insights, and rhyming under the influence, then you'll love Randall McNair's top-shelf shot of poetry.
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Last Call - Randall McNair
AT THE BAR
Inside this bubble
of whiskey and beer, old men
dress their wounds and heal.
THE BEER AT THE SWINGING DOOR SALOON
isn’t one of those warm, half-ass beers
wouldn’t be at home in some swanky, uptown joint
chooses the hefty confines
of its frosty 30 oz. mug,
prefers the parched mouths of mechanics
who pour it past their lips like gasoline
into the great tanks of their guts,
swilling it with little bits of pretzel and steak,
fermentation of grain with bouquet of hops,
while churchgoers walk by saying Look
at those giant drunks!
Beauty isn’t the point here; of course
the beer is beautiful,
but not like Falldrecker at 16,
when his life stood before him like a chiseled god—
no, more like Falldrecker at 47
drinking away his minutes in his dirty double-wide,
his wife and kid asleep in their comfy tract-home
all the way across town—
the wife who doesn’t know yet he is dying
of liver cancer, as she dreams
of a better life—and
she is peaceful at last, her shiny black hair
a sinewy night sky atop her satin pillow case,
and she loved him, she really did love him—
that’s the kind of beer this is.
(Projacked from The Swan at Edgewater Park by Ruth L. Schwartz)
A HASTILY DRAFTED REVIEW
Crying,
the bargirl
bends over
to sweep
the broken beer bottle
from atop the bar mat.
She gets charged
for those.
So anyway, she bends over
and her tight ass
splits
her cutoff jeans.
Sobbing now,
she strips