The Many Horrors of Being a Tokyo Waitress
By Asi Hart
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When terrorists sink their whaling vessel, the company Jonas works for goes out of business, and he finds himself unemplyoed in Tokyo during a recession.
Struggling to find a job to keep his apartment and eat, he gets a job at a transvestite hostess club.
These are his adventures.
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The Many Horrors of Being a Tokyo Waitress - Asi Hart
1. Jonas loses his job.
JONAS WORKED FOR THE Airashi Kujira corporation, a whaling company operating in the South Pacific. He had worked at their head offices in Tokyo for two years, mostly translating documents and other petty clerical things. That is, until the Sea Shepherd organization had rammed their whaler, sinking it.
That can’t be good,
he said to himself, a bit bothered when he saw these news on the web. He read on, just to be sure, and sure enough, it was one of theirs. They only had two, and the other was at the dry-dock being repaired after being repeatedly hit by conservationists.
NEXT DAY THE BOSS, Mr. Okawara, told the office staff the bad news. Due to the sinking of their ship, the company would obviously not be able to pay off some of its debts, and after closely looking over the checks and balances, he saw that they were bankrupt.
No boat: no whale: no money: no jobs.
Jonas looked over to his co-worker Hidaka, who sat next to him. Hidaka looked more worried than usual.
Mr. Okawara handed them their resumes as they exited the building, and wished them luck finding a new job.
Where do we find a job?
Jonas asked his friend Hidaka.
Let’s try the wanted ads in the paper,
said Hidaka.
See if you can’t find something for me,
said Jonas. He didn't have high hopes, as while he could read and write the language just fine, he still spoke it slowly and poorly. And the ability to speak any language is generally considered beneficial in employees.
They went and found a paper, and read through it a couple of times to make sure there wasn’t a mistake. There was exactly one wanted ad in it.
Are you sure you aren’t qualified to be a midwife?
Hidaka asked Jonas.
Pretty sure,
said Jonas.
Then there’s nothing here.
Let’s try the internet then,
said Jonas.
They walked to a place where they could get on-line and seek a job. They found nothing they were even remotely qualified to do.
We could lie,
said Jonas.
Yes,
said Hidaka, but what when they find out we're not qualified.
Jonas nodded: nobody checks these things out.
Not where you're from.
No. And probably not here either. I find that laziness is a global trait. And just lying would open up possibilities. Let’s see, a skilled electrician is needed to fix medical implements at the hospital. We can fake that. There is always need for midwives. No problem there, I suppose. We have both seen women. Read books about them, seen movies. We can guess how they function.
Here – a nuclear physicist needed. Sure...
What about this one?
asked Jonas and pointed: hairdresser wanted.
Hairdresser?
said Hidaka incredulous.
What? It’s not like we’ll kill anyone. Nobody is going to find out.
We?
Yes, it says hairdressers. More than one, isn’t it?
Good one, let’s try that!
said Hidaka, and they went to see the hair salon for the job.
THE WOMAN WHO OWNED and operated the salon gave them a sideways look when they asked for the job. It was as if she couldn’t quite believe they had the credentials needed for messing around with people’s hair. Finally she shook her head and sent them off with the words: no, you don’t look gay enough.
They looked at each other and nodded.
We don’t look gay enough,
said Jonas and shrugged.
This has to be the first time in my life when that is a bad thing,
said Hidaka.
They roamed around the city looking for help wanted
signs. After two hours Hidaka got a job at a place that served rice balls and shrimp. He waved Jonas goodbye, and bade him good luck. Jonas waved back before he turned around to check out some more of the city.
He headed to the clubs. It was getting dark, and the clubs would be opening. There shouldn’t be too much traffic there in the middle of the week, so he would have a relatively easy time asking around for a job. He went in to ever club in the street and asked them if they needed a bartender.
They did not.
Jonas leaned against a wall to contemplate his position. Night fell, and there was nowhere to look for a job but some sleazy looking bars. He had enough money to last out the month, give or take a week, so he could afford to look around some more.
2. Jonas gets a job at the Hostess club.
TWO WEEKS LATER HE had maxed out his credit card and was down to one thousand yen. Still not a job to be found, although he figured could try to look more gay and check out that hair salon again. He dismissed that idea, mostly because he didn’t know how to look
any manner at all.
He went out again, hoping to find work somewhere. He’d have to live off instant noodles until he got kicked out of his apartment. Getting deported didn't bother him, but then he'd be unemployed and broke someplace else instead. That didn't look like much of an improvement.
As before, there weren’t any openings, and he again ended up in the club district.
The Karaoke bar wouldn’t have him. The Celtic bar wouldn’t have him. The Kalasu bar said no. The gay bar looked interested, but for other reasons, and they looked quite unhappy to have to send him away.
He checked out five more places, getting more depressed with each try.
He leaned against a wall for a breather, and looked at the penultimate bar in the street. It had a subdued blue neon sign that read: Tropical Palms Club. That sounded good so he entered. The club was dark, and fell strangely silent as he approached the bar. There was a woman behind the bar, looking busy. He could see two or three female patrons in the dark, and an elegantly dressed waitress. All still as statues. All silently