Diary of a Minecraft Noob Steve Book 3: Jeepers Creepers (Unofficial Minecraft Series)

By MC Steve

When you're surrounded by creepers in a dark cave, watch out for the things that go BOOM in the night!

After realizing that he has completely run out of new things to do, Precocious Noob Steve has decided to enter a mountain climbin

• Language: English
• Publisher: Leopard Books LLC
• Release date: Aug 10, 2020
• ISBN: 9781946525789

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Table of Contents

Sunday- A Wall Made of Diamonds

Monday- The Announcement

Tuesday- Bully in the Desert

Wednesday- We Meet Again

Thursday- The Rules

Friday- The Shortcut

Saturday- Just in Time

Sunday- Just Having a Little Bit of Fun

Monday- The Chase

Tuesday- Into the Darkness

Wednesday- The Fight

Thursday- Last Meal

Friday- Special Talents

Saturday- The Escape from the Dark Cave

Sunday- Flint and Steel

Monday- The Prize

Tuesday- Roller Coaster

Wednesday- Winners

Thursday- The Book of All the Broken Records

Friday- The Old Man and the Lie

Sunday- A Wall Made of Diamonds

I have always been good at finding new ways to entertain myself.

I’ve built tree houses, castles in the sky, and even a tower surrounded by lava once. I’ve dug straight down from ground level to bedrock (not recommended), trapped an entire horde of zombies inside a glass building, and traveled to The End. Twice.

I never thought I would say this. But I think I have finally run out of things to do.

I came to this realization earlier this morning. As I walked with Dog through the new underground bunker I built entirely out of stone bricks, I started to realize that maybe, just maybe, I have way too much stuff … and not nearly enough things to do with it.

We went down the steps and came to the first tunnel. One wall was made of stone. The other wall was made entirely of…diamond blocks.

Yeah. I had that many diamonds to spare.

Don’t look at me like that, I told Dog, who stared at me judgingly with her head tilted slightly to the side. I needed somewhere to put them. What else do you do when you have twenty stacks of diamond blocks? Make a wall out of them. A big wall.

Dog just sighed.

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Well, it made sense to me, I defended and continued walking through the tunnel. I won’t even show you the room made entirely out of red stone blocks.

Dog barked in protest.

I spent weeks digging out a complicated system of tunnels underground. I’m pretty sure I went fourteen days straight without ever seeing the sun. I even planted a garden underground and built mine carts and rails to take me to unfinished digging sites faster.

I thought that project might be able to last me a while, but all it got me was more stuff to store even deeper underground.

Must be getting dark out there, I said, leading Dog down a hallway with a door at the end. I guess I’ll spend some time above the surface for awhile. Maybe work on expanding the tree house a little more.

Dog turned to stare back in the other direction, obviously wondering why we weren’t heading back up to ground level now.

Why go all the way back up when I can just sleep down here? I gestured to the next room, where there were two