Heart Boners and Unicorn Farts
By Kimmy Dee
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From the critically acclaimed author of Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales comes an all new collection of side-splitting stories.
From crappy jobs to sex injuries to bathroom theatrics, Kimmy paints a hilarious and occasionally heartwarming picture of what it's like to navigate life through the distorted lens of mental illne
Kimmy Dee
Kimmy Dee is a humor essayist and author of Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales (Mobius Books, 2019). Her short story Asylum was featured in the 2019 collection Strangers in a Strange Land: Immigrants Stories alongside Derringer Award winning writer Patricia Abbott and Stark Trek alum Walter Koenig. She's had works published in Jokesliteraryreview.com, Toughcrime.com, The Dirty Pool, Pulp Metal Magazine, and her short story Dolls of Disaster was featured in the collection Crappy Shorts: Dueces Wild, edited by C.G. Baur. Former contributor to Cracked.com, she also wrote a regular column reviewing terrible horror films for Horrorhomework.com, aptly titled Kimmy Karnage's Turds of Terror.
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