Sonnets From Suburbia: More Candles Than Cake
By Penny Peyser
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"Thoughtful, moving and very funny sonnets. I enjoyed them immensely". - Alan Arkin, Author & Oscar winning actor
"Unique and charming and frankly should be in every high school Shakespear
Penny Peyser
Penny Peyser is an actress/writer/documentary filmmaker best known for "Rich Man, Poor Man", "All the President's Men", "The Tony Randall Show", "The Frisco Kid", "Crazy Like A Fox", and "Knots Landing". She wrote, produced and directed the award-winning feature documentary "Trying to Get Good: The Jazz Odyssey of Jack Sheldon" with husband Doug McIntyre and apparently needing some quiet time, Penny also wrote, directed and produced "Stillpoint", an intimate look inside a northern Californian Zen meditation center. (Both films available on Vimeo). Lady Penelope and her obsession with iambic pentameter has appeared onstage and can be viewed at www.YouTube.com/sonnetsfromsuburbia. She is a 2018 winner of the Maria Faust Sonnet Contest and. her work has been published in "Defenestration", "Blood and Bourbon", "Chantwood Magazine" and "Rat's Ass Review" (yes there is such a publication" among others.She makes pizzas every Friday night, entertains two grandsons and tries to stop the cats from climbing the curtains. Favorite Yoga pose: Warrior Two. Consider yourself warned. www.PennyPeyser.com IMDB.me/pennypeyser @penpeyser
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Sonnets From Suburbia - Penny Peyser
Sonnets From Suburbia: More Candles Than Cake
© Copyright 2023 Penny Peyser
Edited by Brendan Constantine
Illustrations by Jarrad Crutcher
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
ISBN (paperback): 979-8-9882013-1-1
ISBN (ebook): 979-8-9882013-0-4
Library of Congress: 2022924141
Published by Sunnyside Press
For Doug McIntyre
my everything
Table of Contents
Prologue.
Part I: Bitter Twitter
Do Not Compare Me to a Summer’s Day
In Heaven Do We Have to Exercise?
Bitter Twitter
High Altitude Faith
Birthing Pains.
Familial
Celebrity Birthdays.
No Internet
Dear Friend
Got Courage?
Was the Quarantine So Bad?
PC Hell
Hot Yoga
None of Your Business
Called My Lover.
More Candles Than Cake.
The Old Man Wondered
Caffeinated Heart.
My Rod and My Staff.
Houseplants
Part II: Belated Wisdom
Our Yoga Teacher
I Have Run Out of Things to Tell My Shrink
In the Kitchen
Small Moment in the Car.
Garden of No Delight
Husband One or Two or Three?
Couples
Crystal Blue Persuasion
My Damned Astrologer
Graveside
Lent
Atonement
Sweet Young Thing.
Belated Wisdom.
For the Girls.
A Simple Can of Pledge
A Partial List of Complaints
The Choir.
Ukraine
Crisis Time.
When I Drop Dead
Part III: Wax and Wane
Say What?
Brilliant!
I Shan’t Disparage Marriage
Apologies Please
Poor Me
Passing Strange.
Long Division
Criticism
Too Many Words
So Many Exes, So Little Time.
Father’s Day
Coach Row 32
Oops
Hamlet.
So Needy
Diet Nazis
Hydration
Dinnertime
Christmas Table
All’s Not Lost
How ‘Bout a Short Experiment?.
My Will
Your Beard
What Kind of Idiot?
Thank God You Didn’t
Put Me in Thy Books
The Germaphobe
Alexa
Don’t Mean it When I Say…
Who Wants to Know?
Lowered Expectations.
Wax and Wane
Acknowledgements.
About the Author
Prologue
Dear friends, I’ll teach you how to write a sonnet.
Elizabethan is what I prefer.
‘t was good enough for Shakespeare; let’s get on it!
‘t is most familiar, scholars would concur.
Three quatrains and a couplet’s all you need,
with alternating rhymes, save for the end.
Add iambic pentameter indeed -
da dum, da dum, da dum – like heartbeats penned.
All subjects are fair game, so fear ye not.
Your Muse can take the playing field at will.
Observe the form most strictly to the dot,
or lack of grace will follow from your quill.
Do not begrudge the boundaries of