Totally Inappropriate

By T. L . Steele

Totally Inappropriate is a story for young readers about a sheep and two cats that go on a historic tour of Great Britain. It is a humorous tale
about political correctness and basic, human values.
There is a list of diffi cult words in the appendix as well as a list of 130
things that money cannot buy.
The endearing humo

• Language: English
• Publisher: LitFire Publishing
• Release date: Sep 13, 2019
• ISBN: 9781643989952

T. L . Steele

"TERESA L. STEELE is an author and book illustrator, born in the north of England U.K. and now residing in Ontario, Canada. She is well-travelled and has a love for the simplicity of life. She has a Diploma in interpretive book illustration from Sheridan College, Ontario, as well as a Diploma in Education and Training from Sunderland University, England."

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Totally Inappropriate

Copyright © 2019 by T. L. Steele

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Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

APPENDIX 1

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Chapter 1

W ell, that’s another kettle o’ fish said Sista T, the sheep. What’s a ‘kettle o’ fish’, Sista T? asked Pumpkin the feline. Well.. Said Sista T, That’s another thing. Oh really?, so, how’s a ‘kettle o’ fish’ like another thing?" Said Pumpkin,

I don’t really know Said Sista T. "You see, my mother always used to say that; it’s called an ‘expression’. Who knows where on earth she got it from. A kettle is like a big pot, for cooking things in…"

So why do you put fish in a kettle then,?

Oh why do you have to ask so many questions?

Exclaimed Sista T (who didn’t actually know the answer).

By then Pumpkin was off doing his own thing, mumbling away to himself: ‘Kettle o’ fish..’kettle o’ fish’.. ‘kettle o’ fish’…he bounded away, contemplating.

As soon as he returned they all mounted the hay wagon. They were off on their tour of Great Britain to learn about life and history. The driver said: Off we go! and soon they were on their way travelling in North Yorkshire, England.

Just then a car passed by and it was going really fast. Pumpkin hadn’t seen a car before so he went back and began questioning Sista T again; What’s that thing? He said. That’s a CAR, said Sista T, proud that she knew the answer. Can you spell CAR, Sista T? said Pumpkin.

Errr, OK said Sista T ..K.. A…A: Yes, it’s the same as ‘BAA’ – it must be. Well who was in it? said Pumpkin.

Oh, maybe some HU… she dare not say it.. …some HU..thing or other

Sista T didn’t dare say the word ‘HUMAN’ because she had always been taught to be totally ‘PC’ as the say. P.C. stands for political correctness. This has nothing to do with politics or any such business. It really means doing the done thing and not offending anyone. Mind you, an offence is something