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    The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater
    The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater
    The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater
    Ebook31 pages4 minutes

    The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater

    By Matt Roemisch and Joshua Szanyi

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    When we saw her walk in, “she” was more like an “IT!” It had a huge nose and sharp teeth that could barely fit.
    Through the door it squeezed and all we could see, was purple polka-dotted skin from its head to its knees.

    When a new student joins your class it can be a little scary, esp

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatt Roemisch Graphic Design
    Release dateJul 19, 2019
    ISBN9780578533971
    The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater
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    Matt Roemisch

    Matt Roemisch is an elementary school teacher, graphic designer, photographer and now a children's book author living in Abilene, Texas - Storybook Capital of America. The Purple Polka-Dotted Peanut Butter Eater is his first published children's book. Matt and his loving wife Jenni have two amazing sons, Luke and Ethan.

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