Jack Shit: (The Rest of the Story)

By Wussla MacLoobi

Internationally unknown, unrecognized, and has never won an award as an award-winning author, Wussla MacLoobi is devoted to giving you the rest of the story that pertains to Jack Sh*t's family. There are love stories to make you laugh. Some to make you cringe. Some incest, the mafia, the Police and sooo much more!  The out-of-whack

• Language: English
• Publisher: Wussla MacLoobi
• Release date: Jun 9, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463277874

Book preview

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Have you heard the story of Jack Shit and his merry little band of Shits?

No??

Alright then. I’ll tell you…

So one day this guy gets pulled over for speeding and was told he was doing 75 in a 50 zone. Well this guy pleads his case and while trying to tell the officer that he is on his way to report a crime, the officer had enough and put his head down and shook it slightly from side to side and said You don’t know Jack Fuckin’ Shit buddy, in a rather quiet voice. You were doing 75 in a 50, the cop continued. Now I’m gonna need your license and registration please! (The please was through some slightly gritted teeth.)

The driver was stunned to hear the cop talk like that! When he looked at his badge, he had a realization!

It’s at this point the driver becomes more relieved. He smiles and says Oh, but I DO know Jack Fuckin’ Shit. And I can prove it too! he says And how about this He adds, If I prove it to you, you rip up the ticket! Deal?

The officer, laughing to himself, is thinking This otta-be good! There is no way he’s gonna prove someone who doesn’t even exist!

Fine says the officer, But if you can’t prove it, or sound like you are not telling things honestly, then I DOUBLE THE FINE! Still confident in your proof?

A wry smile came over the drivers face. This is going to be interesting to see his face at the end of this, he mused.

Now to get out of this ticket, he thought.

Ok, the driver started "So you know how Jack Shit is the only son of Aww Shit, who married Miss Oh Shit, owners of Knee-Deep In Shit Inc. Right?

"Then see, Jack Shit (son of Oh and Ahh Shit) married No Shit. The couple had six children: Holy Shit, Give a Shit, Full of Shit, Bullshit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

"Deep Shit married Dumb Shit who’s a college dropout. After 15 years, Jack and No Shit divorced. Mrs. No Shit then married Ted Sherlock, and became No Shit Sherlock, but see here’s the thing…

NOBODY ever really asks ‘What ever did happen to those 6 kids of his?’ Nobody ever really mentions them, which is a shame really, because the rest of the story is really rather interesting from what I know of it.

Oh yeah, really? asks the cop rather half-assed.

"Why yes, really, as a matter of fact, and I am going to tell you what I know of the rest of the family because there is a very important piece of information at the end of the story that you’ll need to know. But in order to tell you, I will need to explain how I know, and thus be the proof you will need! This is going to take a while officer but the story is like this in a bit of a nut-shell, (otherwise we will be here all day) and I know I’m gonna have to stop a lot along the way to explain things. Now, I can’t be naming EVERYBODY in EVERY family, but here goes…

"OK see, so Oh Shit and Aww Shit, owners of Knee-Deep-In-Shit Inc. were always never very happy. Aww Shit was almost always ornery and angry.