What Women Want Wont And Won't

By Namref H. Tims

I decided to entitle my book "What Women Want Wont And Won't To Distinguish it from the movie made in 2005 :"What Women Want" starring Mel Gibson along with an all star cast of women , including Sarah Paulsen and Marisa Tomei.
Basically what women wont ( not to be confused with won't) is what women want turned inside out. It has dawned on me , this literary play on words is similar to the format used on one of my favorite tv shows -- "Jeopardy". You had to answer the question in the form of a question as in "What is"... So in a sense "What Women Wont and Won't " is similar to this-- at least in my warped way of thinking.
My second "ex" Maria Callous ( She does not like her pseudonym-- She would rather prefer the late Maria Callas as a pseudonym) -- She has threatened to write a sequel : "What Women Won't" Hence the full title : "What Women Want Wont and Won't".
But don't count on her book-- she has been promising to write a book for over thirty years.
Most likely she WON'T!
Well I hope you find my book at minimum entertaining. For me it was at first stimulating -- Then liberating -- But finally a bit painful and a struggle to continue.
If you are a well-known woman or perhaps even world-famous , you may find your "story" within the pages of this book. However, you will find a " Pseudo Name" that may be humorous , crude or sarcastic. Of course, this is to protect me -- as well as you from public ridicule and litigation.
So let's get right to it :

"What Women Want Wont And Won't!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Namref H. Tims
• Release date: Apr 12, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005559397

Namref H. Tims

Namref H. Tims email : [e-mail] am I?.A creative spirit.Depends on your perspective.For one I was a sorry " S.O.B,"Another compared me to Jesus.One called me "Cretin" ( Female National Merit Semi- Finalist)Another beheld "pure genius". ( Different Female National Merit Semi-Finalist)I am athletic yet clumsy.Am sensitive yet at times mindless.Truth : I am all that is enlisted .Have a degree in Accounting, although I never worked a day as one. I served in the US Army Security Agency for four years as a Morse Code Interceptor. I have worked for the U.S. Postal Service and also a major refinery.Met and verbally sparred with Muhammad Ali.Competed in the 100 yard dash against the co-holder of the world record. Ran the 40 yard dash in 4 seconds flat.Competed for a short while in world long drive competition. When I saw the disparity of pay between Open division and Senior Division ( $135,000 for first place Open division and $9800 Senior Div.) I retired even though I was hitting balls on the driving range (with limited flight golf balls) farther than the best in the world in my age group.Sent an email to harass Marilyn vos Savant that my IQ was higher than hers. In her column she tells you : " Use the highest score ". My highest score was 235. For the story on that you will have to read my upcoming book, "Extraordinary Performances In Sports And LIfe-- The Numbers That Influence Them".In 1972 I experimented and achieved success with Telekinesis. Later In 1972 I abandoned pursuit of these abilities.In 2014 I resumed experimenting with paranormal abilities. Mainly because, I read about the James Randi org, which offered a 1 million dollar prize to someone who could demonstrate these abilities exist.As of 2015 this prize no longer exists.Sporadically now I practice paranormal abilities, since there is no longer a substantial prize incentive. My objective : If I can use them to heal people, I will put them to great service.I have beaten and drawn top rated computer chess programs at blitz chess-- Famed Grand Master Lev Alburt told me this was IMPOSSIBLE for an amateur player of less strength than a super GM rated 2650 Elo.World Infamous "Woe- Class" Psychic Maria Duval told me : " You Are Sent By The Supreme Forces Of The Universe..."I write mostly for fulfillment not edification.Most writers don't make much money. This so far, holds true for me.

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What Women Want Wont And Won’t

By

Namref H. Tims

aka

Dr. Cerebellum Love

Copyright 2021

Table Of Contents

Chapter 1 Women Wont Purity

Chapter 2 Women Want A Man Who Is Her Intellectual Superior

Chapter 3 The Cat Woman And Dr. Buff

Chapter 4 Women Want To Be In Love

Chapter 5 The Secret Admirer

Chapter 6 There Is Nothing A Woman Won’t Do For Love

Foreword

Afterword

Foreword

I decided to entitle my book to distinguish it from the movie What Women Want starring Mel Gibson along with an all star cast of women among them Sarah Paulsen and Marisa Tomei. Basically what women wont ( not to be confused with won’t) is what women want turned inside out. It has just dawned on me, this literary play on words is similar to the format used on one of my favorite TV shows—Jeopardy. You had answer the question in the form of a question ....What is....... So in a sense What Women Wont is in a sense similar to this ...at least in my warped way of thinking.

My second Ex Maria Callous(She prefers Callas or would have loved to be Maria Callas ) -- has threatened to write a sequel – What Women Won’t"

But do not count on her book..... she has been promising to write a book for over thirty years....so if that prospect interests you.... well .. err uh... for now enjoy this book..

Enjoy ?

Well I certainly hope you find it entertaining at minimum..... For me it was liberating. For the women who I write about ( most of them alive and well) if by chance they read this book—well ????

If you are a well known woman or perhaps even world famous, you may find your storywithin the pages of this book--- However, you will find a fictitious, humorous and sometimes sarcastic name instead. Of course, this is to protect me as well as yourself from public ridicule and litigation.

So let’s get right to it.... What Women Want Wont And Won’t !

Chapter 1 Women Want Purity—Entrance Mrs. Tyra Rex

Profile : Teacher: Age 29—35 years of age; Married ( Married)

Of course that is not our dear lady’s real name. It is a humorous adaptation of a long extinct dinosaur. Although it is not her name , there are elements of her name within the words. And yes, -- Sadly she was a predator. If I were writing a comic book , I envision a huge dinosaur , with a wide smile on her face , licking her chops while towering over a little man--- Me!

So who is or was Mrs.Tyra Rex?

She was one of my high school teachers. I actually enjoyed her class very much. She allowed me much latitude in the way of self expression. In fact a classmate of mine who later became a well-known journalist wrote in my yearbook : "The only person that could start a conversation and keep Mrs. Rex from having class. Until she wrote that statement , I never really felt that I had that kind of impact on Mrs. Rex.

Of course teen age girls pick up on those sort of things much faster than boys. I recall being in a Trigonometry class one day when Mrs. Rex walked by. I was seated in the front row near the doorway. Mrs. Rex walked by – she spotted me right away. It was the beginning of class. She poked her head in the door and waved Hello. I heard one of the girls in the back say

Did you see the way she looked at him?

I was a bit puzzled by the remark.

However, had they known what had occurred a year prior—they would have known exactly why she looked at me that way.

A year earlier while I was a Junior in high school—on the last day of school—Mrs. Rex told me to meet her in one of the temporary buildings after school. She said there was a matter she needed to discuss with me.

I of course, was a bit puzzled.

However , the same year my Chemistry professor had pulled me aside after school. She wanted to recruit me as a lab assistant. Her goal was to feed me the answers