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The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Saint of Science (A Fairy Tale Parody)
The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Saint of Science (A Fairy Tale Parody)
The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Saint of Science (A Fairy Tale Parody)
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It’s hard growing up in a House of Evil Queens when you have a conscience and are sworn to uphold the integrity of Science and Atheism. “Sweet” Blossom is a princess in waiting with big ideas on how to change the world, but she must contend with her scheming family, not to mention a sexual, cultural, and social revolution happening all over Cadabra.

A woman destined to inherit power has many friends, suitors, and enemies hiding behind smiling faces. She must choose her friends carefully. Prince Aaron is a nice guy and an old-fashioned idealist who struggles with the new wave of feminism. Tom Callin is a foul-mouthed, two-faced opportunist who hides behind fake mouse ears and corporate promises. And then there is the Big Bad Wolf, a master of disguise and an actor with an incredible range of false emotion.

Blossom can only choose one path on the road to Sainthood. Will she follow her morals, her ambitions, or her aching heart?

If you enjoy fairy tale political satire that makes you laugh and cry, and fairy tale spoof novels mixed with gallows humor, The End of the Magical Kingdom will make you sing.

ADVISORY: Although a funny novel, this book also contains graphic violence, toxic emotional turmoil, foul language, and controversial subject matter.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherL. M. Warren
Release dateApr 4, 2021
ISBN9781005842772
The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Saint of Science (A Fairy Tale Parody)
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L. M. Warren

Comedy. Fantasy. Tragedy. Horror. A book for the outcasts of society. Find out why this fairy tale satire is being called the "weirdest book you've ever read."This is the story of three princesses. Mary Melancholy, Sweet Blossom, and Wendy. Once upon a time, they were childhood friends. They've all grown up, each one destined to inherit a kingdom. They haven't seen each other in ten years...and it's time for a reunion.Book 1 The Evil Princess: What happens when a singing fairy tale princess falls in love with a witch instead of the handsome prince she’s destined to marry? This is Mary Melancholy’s story.Book 2 The Saint of Science: It’s hard growing up in a House of Evil Queens when you have a conscience and must uphold the integrity of Science and Atheism. This is Sweet Blossom’s story.Book 3 The Watchmaker's Child: Playing God is much harder than it looks on TV, even with unlimited technology at your disposal. Secrets must be protected or empires crumble. This is Wendy’s story.The cartoony world of Cadabra encompasses four kingdoms, each with its own distinct culture, fashion, and economy. The author's goal was to create a discussion about serious contemporary issues through the guise of a cartoony universe. Through exaggerated characters and bizarre plots, we tell the story of our own world, with clashing ideologies and multiple perspectives. This is our world, our culture, our “truths”, but shown through funny mirrors. The End of the Magical Kingdom series takes you on a roller coaster ride of emotion into a caricatured world that mirrors our own.A weird mix of fanfiction, internet trolling, literature, genre & psychological horror...this one’s for the outcasts! It’s about outcasts, for outcasts, written by an outcast. The final episode of The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Broken Divine is coming in 2022.

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