Please Allow Dustin Lewit to Have His Family Unfriendly Two Westerns In the Closet Television Show

By Dustin Lewit

Contains:
"Experimental Pilot Episode/Dustin Lewit's Family Unfriendly Shit-Uation-Al Comedy" is a monologue from watching too many old sitcoms mixed with today's trash. A unique twist on performer/audience relationship.

"A Western, Dustin Lewit Style", which follows Tapra hunting down the killer of his wife Sally with his trusty 1862 Remington Zouave war rifle. The plot twist will freak out your mind!

"Darboddy and Astral Normy, Pals For Life" is about Darboddy and his sidekick Astral Normy going on a chase to hunt down Ryor Roy, a rugged washboard-stomached, unrealistically muscular cowboy who just so happens to be a murderer of men, women, and children.

"In the Closet, a Thriller Mystery" poses two questions. Isn't it thrilling when one is hiding in the closet belonging to good old 1920s piano-and-much too fast dancing silent movie mimes? Isn't it mysterious who's behind taking the color out of all the Earth and replacing it with black and white? Let's test your imagination on this one!

Written by Dustin "He's a Southern Californian Cowboy Now" Lewit. Copyright 2021 by Dustin Lewit. All rights reserved.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dustin Lewit
• Release date: Mar 5, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005796945

Dustin Lewit

Dustin Lewit is currently 25 years old. He writes poetry, short stories and songs. He has music available on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes and most other major online music retailer. He is based out of Southern California.

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Please Allow Dustin Lewit to Have His Family Unfriendly Two Westerns In the Closet Television Show

Written by Dustin He’s a Southern Californian Cowboy Now Lewit

Copyright 2020-2021 by Dustin Lewit. All rights reserved.

Experimental Pilot Episode

OPENING GIMMICK, otherwise known as SCENE ONE:

Exterior sidewalk and tree in front of two story house

An axe maniac is chopping down the tree where the peeping tom was ogling an undressing woman with binoculars.

Just then, an intervention from the deafening sirens of law

POLICEMAN: (to AXE MANIAC)

What is this about?

AXE MANIAC: (continues chopping to get to peeping tom)

This pervert has been dirty-thinking my daughter