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    Paul Cookson's Joke Shop
    Paul Cookson's Joke Shop
    Paul Cookson's Joke Shop
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    Paul Cookson's Joke Shop

    By Paul Cookson

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    Paul Cookson’s Joke Shop brings together his favourite poems, his funniest poems and his most memorable poems - as well as a selection of brand new unpublished favourites.

    Twenty five years of laughter can be found within these pages including gems such The Toilet Seat Has Teeth, Superman's Dog, Where Teacher's Keep Their Pets, Let No One Steal Your Dreams and many many more.

    Paul Cookson’s Joke Shop has been open for twenty five years - come back any time!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPan Macmillan
    Release dateFeb 27, 2014
    ISBN9781447259930
    Paul Cookson's Joke Shop
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    Paul Cookson

    Paul Cookson spends most of his time visiting schools, performing his poetry and helping children to write their own poems. Paul has compiled lots of books for Macmillan (over 500,000 copies sold to date), including The Works, and has two collections of his own poetry. He supports Everton, and lives in Nottinghamshire with his wife and children.

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