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The Fart of the Deal - A Parody
By Melania
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Take a dip in the misty shallow waters of Melania, as she waxes lyrical about her innermost thoughts and feelings. What does she really think of her husband? Which world leader did she have a naughty dream about? And is she really a robot? These are just a few of the questions that get sort-of answered in this small collection of original poetry by America’s 45th First Lady.
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