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    I Should Have Flown With Santa
    I Should Have Flown With Santa
    I Should Have Flown With Santa
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    I Should Have Flown With Santa

    By Billy Blake

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    Welcome to the world of a traveler that is second-guessing his travels on Christmas Eve. I Should Have Flown With Santa is a comedic tale that we all relate to, that of Holiday travel. Filled with familiar antidotes about airlines, kids, flight attendants and awkward situations. What could be a better way to enjoy your holiday travel than to read this laugh out short story?

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateDec 23, 2014
    ISBN9781312779242
    I Should Have Flown With Santa
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    Billy Blake

    Billy Blake is the author of Peach Soda and SuzyQ’s: Stories of a Young Boy in Washington, DC. Blogging and writing short stories frequently, he has been challenging readers for years with his wit and humorous approach to a broad base of topics. From his short story “I Should Have Flown with Santa” to “Wrong Recipe,” he tends to raise an eyebrow and leave a chuckle deep inside. He is a native of Washington, DC, and remains a resident of its metropolitan area. As a product of the ’80s, his stories lend to a throwback feel at times. His interest includes traveling, comedy, and spending way too much time on the soccer field.

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      I Should Have Flown With Santa - Billy Blake

      I Should Have Flown With Santa

      I Should Flown with Santa This Year

      By Billy Blake

      Seriously, its too damn crowded on this flight. There is nothing worse than sitting on a packed airplane, especially during the holiday season. Even more so when it is filled with people who were placed on standby.

      The airline completely screwed up and double booked several flights. How in this age does one double book a flight? Is the computer broken or just the user? I am going to say it’s the user.

      This plane was surely not prepared to fly. It’s so obvious. The seats are slightly damp from their rushed steam-cleaning attempt. The horrid unidentified stains of yester-year won that battle. The dust bunnies are dancing around instead of visions of sugarplums. It even smells stale

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