Crazy Zubb's Joke Book.

By Joey Williams

If you want some good yo mamma jokes for the yo mamma joke off then buy this book.
There are also a few other categories, but mostly yo mamma.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Nov 28, 2014
• ISBN: 9781312716148

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Crazy Zubb's Joke Book.

Crazy zubb's joke book.

Crazy zubb brings you crazy zubb's book of jokes volume1. This book will provide many one liners to entertain you and/or your friends, it could even be used to make yourself some friends, you lonely person you. Well get on with it then.

Yo mamma jokes.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Yo mama so bald, that I can tell futures on her head.

Yo mama's head is so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama's head is so big she don't have dreams she has movies.

Yo mama's lips are so big chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she stands at the crosswalk the cars slow down.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when God said let there be light, she opened her mouth.

Yo mama's feet so big that her nikes need licence plates.

Yo mama's neck so long that milk expired before it got to her stomach.

Yo mamas so black, when she goes out streetlights come on.

Yo mamas so black she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama so black when she turned to the dark side the sith became jedi.

Yo mama so black she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for having tinted windows.

Yo mama so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.

Yo mama so black when she comes out I get third shift pay at work.

Yo mama so black I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone battery died.

Yo mama so black that her shadow was laid off.

Yo mama so short and black that peaple call her ne(don't)gro.

Yo mamas so butch shes twice the man you are.

Yo mamas so dirty she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama so dirty that she makes Secret confess.

Yo mama so dirty she slowed Speed Stick down.

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in the grocerie store and starved.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup, and told the police she got mugged.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down.

Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so dumb she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink.

Yo mama so dumb when the judge said order!