Dirty Pickup Lines

By Jennifa Flirt

This book is for anyone who wants to have a fun and expressive present for different events in the most charming sentences ever. This wonderfully structured and sensibly valued collection of quotes snaps the mind into hypnotism and imaginations. And it gives you the exact results you desire in your love one.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Apr 26, 2019
• ISBN: 9780359618262

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Dirty Pickup Lines

DIRTY PICKUP LINES

By

JENNIFA FLIRT

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Copyright @ 2019 by JENNIFA FLIRT

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APPRECIATION

Thank you so much for taking time to have this book. Please check out the following books by the same Author.

Men Quotes, Love Quotes For Him, Dirty Quote, Twerking Quotes, Peppery Flirty Quotes For Her, Peppery Love Quotes For HER, Engagement Quotes

Also note that these quotes were researched from various libraries and carefully selected

To The Journey

Our dear friend and mentor

With gratitude for your inspiration, support and encouragement …

And for all of us striving

to make the world a better place

and promoting an effective love life

Why I wrote this quotes

This book is for anyone who wants to have a fun and expressive present for different events in the most charming sentences ever. This wonderfully structured and sensibly valued collection of quotes snaps the mind into hypnotism and imaginations. And it gives you the exact results you desire in your love one.

Why you should read this quotes

This book, Dirty Pickup Lines has this well-constructed words or punch lines that commands and activates the mind for action.

Here we have some of the most touching, naughty, romantic and the best ways to express your emotion.

Make him/her feel, needed, wanted, loved and safe. Be the super partner and play around with some of these dirty quotes.

Read this book and get creative.

CHAPTER ONE

Words Are Powerful #Say No To Sex and Love Abuse

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D behind U

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!

Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____

Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?

Roses are red, grass is green, and you should come to the crib and fuck the team!

Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!

Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!

Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted

Were you born in a toilet? Because you’re the shit!

Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.

That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.

I can’t do magic but I can do you!

Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!

Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries

How about you let me clap those cheeks tonight?

Did you fell from heaven? Because your booty is swollen!

Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants

Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?

Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!

I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.

Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night

I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.

Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.

Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Is there a cellphone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

I named my dick the truth because bitches can’t handle it!

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You look familiar, have we had sex before?

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, and you will always have a seat.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says Why? You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

You should join the circus. (Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

You’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Wow! Are those real?

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: Smile if you want to have sex with me. Watch her smile!

Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

You got nice breasts, but what color are your