How to Talk Dirty

By Andrew King

How to Talk Dirty is the perfect addition to your sexy bookshelf and a perfect guide to your first venture into the land of dirty talk.

Want to figure out how to whisper sweet nothings to your partner? Want to know the perfect thing to say when they're doing the exact thing that makes you go wild? Want your partner to rip your clothes off as soon as you walk through the door, because of how much naughtiness the two of you have been indulging in thanks to texting and phones?

It can be a bit scary to jump right into doing it, but that's what this book is for. You have everything you'll need to know about dirty talk from this handy little guide.

In it, you'll find:

• An intensive guide into figuring out what you like and why masturbation is good for you
• An explanation into why we like dirty talk (it's pretty cool) and the different kinds men and women like, plus an insight into why we're ashamed to talk about it
• Instructions on entering the sexting and phone sex game
• Some X Rated Games to play around with your partner
• An entire chapter devoted to these who just are not into the talking, and ways to get around it, plus some ideas on dirty talk that's not actually dirty talk
• Instructions on Role Play, hand in hand with some ideas on what to try
• And so, so much more

Both your sex life and your love life will improve. You'll get more confidence with whispering these filthy words, and before long, you will have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

If you want to learn how to make your partner go wild for you before you're even inside the bedroom, you can start today by simply pressing that "buy" button.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Andrew King
• Release date: Nov 2, 2019
• ISBN: 9781386869511

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How to Talk Dirty

Over 101 Dirty Talk Examples to Spice up Your Sex Life

Andrew King

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: The Basics, and What Is Dirty Talk

Practice Makes Perfect

Do’s and Don’ts!

What NOT to say

When Things Go Wrong

Types of Dirty Talk

Basic Dirty Talking Tips

What to Say

Basic Easy Lines to Get You Started

Chapter 2: Some More Basics

When to Start

Words Matter: Vocabulary Lesson

Inspiration

Setting the Mood

Easing into It

More Easy Lines

Chapter 3: It’s Not You, It’s the Talk

Why It’s Totally Fine (And Normal) to Not Like Dirty Talk

What to Do If You Don’t Like Dirty Talk (And Your Partner Does)

If You Really Like It (But Your Partner Does Not)

If Your Partner Just Has Never Tried It Before

If Your Partner Is Really Just Not Good at It

Why Your Partner Might Be Bad at It

Dirty Talk That Isn’t Dirty Talk

Chapter 4: The Power of Your Pen (and Your Keyboard)

Sexting

How to Sext

Examples (And Why They Work)

Phone Sex: It Doesn’t Belong in The Past

Video Chat

Pen and Paper

Chapter 5: Upping the Pressure

Dirty Talking in Public

Chapter 6: Dirty Talk for Her

Women Like Dirty Talk But...

Why Women Like Dirty Talk

Chapter 7: Dirty Talk for Him

Men Like Dirty Talk But...

Why Men Like Dirty Talk

Chapter 8: Some X Rated Games

Role Play

Sex Games

Chapter 9: You and Dirty Talk

What You Can Do (By Yourself)

Let’s Talk about Fantasies

Confidence

Communication

Conclusion

Introduction

Congratulations on downloading How to Talk Dirty and thank you for doing so!

The following chapters will discuss the art and science of dirty talking, because yes, it is both of these things. You will learn some helpful tips for getting you into the game and learning how to use that mouth of yours in an entirely new way.

Why learn to talk dirty? Well, for starters, it intensifies your sex life and makes everything much hotter. There is no downside to telling your partner what they’re doing right and just how hot they are. The science proves it; a 2012 study published in the Journal of Social and Personal Relationships found that the more comfortable we are talking about sex, the better the sex.

Dirty talk can be intimidating. It can be scary. It can be awkward. Read these words;

Yeah, baby, right there, you’re so hot.

It reads a bit ridiculous, right? Just the idea of saying that out loud to another person is weird to think about.

The reality is, the majority of us love to hear dirty talk in the bedroom (and if you’re one of these people who aren’t, there’s something for you too in this book!) After all, who wouldn’t want to hear about how hot they are to their partner?

In this book, we will cover exactly the reasons why dirty talk is so important, dos and don'ts, and best of all, 101 phrases to help you get started.

There are plenty of books on this subject on the market, so thanks again for choosing this one! Every effort was made to ensure it is full of as much useful information as possible. Please enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Basics, and What Is Dirty Talk

So, really, what is dirty talk?

Dirty talk is the act of speaking to another person in a sexual manner, with the goal of making the person feel sexually aroused.

There are several different terms for it, including, sexy speak, naughty talk, erotic whispers, filthy nothings, the list goes on. Call it whatever you are comfortable with. The goal always remains the same. To get some.

But why do we like dirty talk? Why is it so awkward? Why does it feel so taboo and naughty?

It really comes down the sexiest part of our entire body - our brains. Your brain is where every dirty thought, every filthy fantasy comes from, so when you think about it, it actually makes sense. Your brain is what decides what’s attractive to you, what you like and don’t like. It decides what gets you going and what slams on the breaks. This is actually just one of many, many areas where men and women are different.

In your mind, there is something called a hypothalamus, and in it are two different parts - the preoptic area and the suprachiasmatic nucleus area. They have their own unique uses, for men and women. The preoptic area is the area of your mind that is directly related to mating, is more than two times bigger in men, and has twice more cells. The suprachiasmatic nucleus, on the other hand, specializes in reproduction cycles and is different in size between men and woman. For women, it is elongated, and for men, it is shaped like a sphere.

This explains a lot, doesn’t it? It really all boils down to sex drive. Men have more testosterone, so that means their sex drive is higher than women’s. There’s even a difference between what women want to hear and what men want to hear! (See chapters 5 and 6 for more information on that very subject.)

But the core reason why people like dirty talk?

It’s because all the areas of our brains are getting stimulated, usually at the same time as your body. Every cell in your brain is in use, and there can be a bit of overlap. Different sexual acts stimulate different areas in the brain, which decides which is likes and which it doesn’t. The mind is our biggest sexual organ and one giant erogenous zone. The more stimulation it gets, the more the rest of your body is going to be running to catch up. Our brains are all about the feel-good chemicals like dopamine, the pleasure chemical, and oxytocin, the love hormone, and making your brain work