Trumpmerica: Part Three

By Lance Norris

Lance Norris has brought back serialized fiction with part three of the hilariously impossible Trumpmerica, which asks the question ‘What if Trump had lived, and had actually won?’ As chilling as it is funny.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Sep 4, 2016
• ISBN: 9781365376276

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Trumpmerica: Part Three

LANCE NORRIS’

TRUMPMERICA

PART THREE

HAVEN’T EVER YOU NOTICED?

Copyright © 2016 by Dutchco Press

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First Printing: 9/1/16

ISBN #: 978-1-365-36249-1

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Don’t forget to play The Trumpmerica Drinking Game. Every time Norris starts a paragraph with an adverb, drink. It will make your reading experience that much better.

Dedication

To Tom Brady, who didn’t stand up for The National Anthem at the first four games of the Football Season this year, too.

The White House was built by slaves? What a coincidence, so are Trump’s line of suits, ties and Make America Great Hats…

HAVEN’T YOU EVER NOTICED?

Tom actually thought it was kind of cool that The Donald came to his hospital room. They didn’t know each other. He could only guess it was the celebrity of being blown up that had attracted the president. He was right.

The Donald stepped back into the hallway and called for the TV cameras. Within seconds Tom’s room was filled with technicians, PR weasels, flacks of all sorts, Secret Service men talking into their sleeves, a harried nurse who had given up taking Tom’s vitals and stood and watched, and The Donald himself.

He pulled a chair next to Tom’s bed, as handlers pushed the nurse out of the shot. The