How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much
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Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on
• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more
Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
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How to Live with a Huge Penis - Dr. Richard Jacob
adolescence.
INTRODUCTION
The Secret Shame
Our society is obsessed with size, and bigger
is almost always better. Men boast about driving the biggest truck. Hunting with the biggest rifle. Having the biggest biceps. Women pay thousands of dollars for bigger breasts. Movie posters exclaim The Biggest Hit of the Summer!
and athletes live by the mantra go big or go home.
We love bigger.
Bigger
is good. Bigger
works.
But when it comes to penises, bigger
is a curse. Something to be ashamed of. From a young age, boys with huge penises are taught to keep them locked away in the prison of their underwear. Mortified parents go to great lengths to keep the great lengths of their sons’ genitals a secret, afraid they’ll become the laughing stock of their supper clubs and church groups. While normal
boys prance through locker rooms with their penises flopping gleefully about, snapping towels and comparing pubic manes, boys with OMG learn to feign other disabilities to avoid gym class altogether.
This pattern of avoidance continues into adulthood. Beaches, pool parties, and bike rides are just a few of the things that strike fear into the hearts of the over-hung. A man who carries a huge penis also carries a sack full of painful memories: being teased and physically attacked by schoolmates and co-workers. Accidentally making sexual partners hemorrhage or vomit. Suffering the sweltering days of summer in long pants.
Tragically, many men find it too much to bear. OMG sufferers have a suicide rate 30 times that of the average population. Many more express their pain through self-mutilation, often harming their penises or—in rare cases—cutting them off entirely.
I first met the Rev. Owen Thomas while I was lying in a hospital bed in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He was the chaplain on call. I was the troubled young doctoral student who’d been found unconscious after beating my penis bloody with a hammer. I’d been courting a beautiful undergrad all semester, and, after a few dates, we found ourselves petting on my couch. But when I unzipped my fly and draped my penis on her leg, she let out a deafening scream and ran, half-naked, out of my apartment. In her panic, she fell down my building’s staircase, broke her neck, and died instantly.
Over the next few months, while doctors worked to save my penis, Reverend Owen worked to save my soul. He taught me to see my condition as something that made me exceptional. God’s kicking your ass ‘cuz he thinks you’re man enough to take it,
he was fond of saying. He also entrusted me with his own secret—that he, too, was afflicted with OMG.
Suffice it to say, I wouldn’t be alive today without his love and wisdom.
Years later, with my own son about to start high school (happily, he inherited a tiny penis from my wife’s side of the family), I felt a duty to spare other boys some of the pain that poisoned my life for so many years—to give them the tools to achieve the normalcy
that took me so long to find. Reverend Owen and I have remained friends these long years, and I wouldn’t have dreamt of writing this book without him.
So, in the name of healing and brotherhood …
—Dr. Richard Jacob
Sherman, Connecticut
Frequently Asked Questions About OMG
We’d like to begin by addressing the questions and concerns that most of the general public has about OMG. Dr. Richard and Rev. Owen will take turns answering.
Is someone with OMG technically a human being?
Dr. Richard: Yes, men with OMG have all the same parts normal
men do, not to mention all the same feelings. There’s no scientific evidence to support some of the ugly anti-OMG myths that have persisted for generations, such as: Men with OMG have small brains
or Men with OMG eat babies.
Can I catch
OMG from another person?
Rev. Owen: Absolutely not—and the stupidity of this question really pisses me off. How come everybody worries about catching
a huge penis, but nobody ever says, Oh, I hope I don’t catch those enormous tits
?
Is OMG hereditary?
Dr. Richard: The short answer is, we think so. Getting funding for genetic research into