Night of The Flaming Panties!

By Adesokan Abdulafeez

Jeje, so named by his neighbours was planning on having a boring game night when his wife asked him to literally set her old panties on fire. An unusual request and after some feminine persuasions, how hard could it be? Turns out, burning panties in a street filled with quirky characters and nosy neighbours could turn into a big street drama.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Adesokan Abdulafeez
• Release date: Apr 4, 2020
• ISBN: 9780463665558

Adesokan Abdulafeez

Adesokan Abdulafeez lives in Lagos, Nigeria with his wife and three kids. When he's not writing romance, comedies and poetry, he works as a freelancer writing marketing copy, research articles and content for companies and websites.As a hobby, he writes songs and rap music that he sings when alone, in the shower.

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Copyright © 2020 Adesokan Abdulafeez

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This book is dedicated to Eshiet. Thank you for being my forever flame!

Night of The Burning Panties!

a story by

Adesokan Abdulafeez

Chapter 1: The Seductress

I was setting up my PlayStation console to enjoy a round of PES 2020 video game. I just had dinner after a hectic workday and had survived another hellish Lagos traffic. The missus had met me when I arrived with a warm bowl of chicken soup and that perked right up a bit. Food is always the key to my heart, food and sex. PlayStation, food and sex is all a man ever really needs. In no particular order.

I was hoping for a lazy night so I set up the internet connection for the game to try and take back the championship from some skinny Japanese kid; Kubo Yoshi, who took it from me last week Japanese kids. They don't play when it comes to video games.

That's when she emerged from the bedroom door.

Dressed in sexy lingerie that I bought, after I saw it modelled by some sexy twenty-something online. I knew it would be one of the best fifty bucks that I will ever spend this year. Now here it was, moulded onto the body of the hot thirty-two-year-old that I'm married too. The lingerie hugged all the right places and showed just enough to tease and entice me. All of a sudden I was two goals down due to the distraction since Kubo, my online opponent was already out for blood.

But how could I pay attention to anything else when my wife was looking like Gabrielle Union in a thong? Now, I was anticipating scoring a whole different kind of goals than the one they have in PS4 soccer. She walked on by, slowly...casually. Teasing me as if she dressed like that every night. Then an alarm bell went off in my brain.

"This woman is up to something chief" my brain cautioned wisely.

"If she has put the kids to bed and she is only focused on pleasing you, instead of watching Zee World; her favourite Indian Soap Opera, then she definitely wants something."

Hmm, you're right Cerebro. I thought.

Maybe she wants a chore done; like taking out the trash or something equally disgusting that only you can do.

Wow, I thought wowed by the wisdom of my own brain.

"The best thing to do...is to ignore her. Or else; chores" Cerebro wisely advised.

So I did. I turned back to my game and tried to recover from my now four goals to nil. But, she came beside me and bent over to pick up something. I never even saw what it was. All I saw was that perfectly shaped ass that was in my peripheral vision. Even Beyoncé couldn't be that bootilicious.

Goal! and then I was five goals down.

"NO! It's a trap! Don't fall for it sir!" my brain warned.

Shut up, Cerebro! I thought and dropped the control pad to reach out and grab a butt cheek. She giggled and turned around to push my hand away.

Do you like what you see? she asked teasing.

Ooh, daddy likes it. Daddy likey very well. I cooed and grabbed her, butts and all to land her on my laps. She giggled and cackled even more as I playfully began to tickle her everywhere.

"Oh stop, stooopppp...the kids will wake up...stop...I’m serious, she said in between guffaws. I stopped and said:

Good. Then maybe it’s time for mummy and daddy to get to bed too. I lifted her up and began carrying her to the bedroom.

GOOAAAALLLLLL!

The TV speakers screamed and my gamepad began to vibrate on the table. A notification that Kubo Yoshi had scored another one. I was now down zero to six goals in the first fifteen minutes of the game alone. It was fine though. I would be scoring different goals in the bedroom tonight. While Kubo will probably be a virgin till forty.

In the bedroom, I launched her on the bed and began undoing my pants zipper when she said;

You know what dear? Before we get started how about you do me one quick favour?

Instantaneously, my erection lost rigidity. I had been conned! I was almost enjoying my video game and this woman just came in and played me!

MTCHEW! I hissed.

I'm busy! I said