Coffin of the Nether World: Volume 3

By Zhang Yangxiaobai

In order to kill the second child in my mother's womb, I killed my mother. The soul of my unborn brother has always been wrapped around me …

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Mar 14, 2020
• ISBN: 9781648571367

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STORY

CHAPTER 201 - OLD XU CAME BACK

Hey, stinking brat, your father is back.

I say, Lao Xu, you're already a grandfather for me at your age, and you're still trying to take advantage of this daddy in front of me?! I won't be ashamed of you.

Cough, cough, you're the one who should blame me. Lao Xu awkwardly laughed twice and said: Can you tell me anything, are you coming to play with me? If you want to come over, then remember to call your daughter up, don't come over by yourself.

After saying this, I almost choked to death. I said, Since you've come back, the two of us must be going to give you a welcoming reception. Wait for me, we'll be there in a bit.

Yes. Remember to bring a roasted chicken with you when you come over!

After hanging up, I cursed the old fox in my mind. At this time, he didn't forget to take advantage of the situation and even asked me to buy roast chicken for him.

Lice nudged me and said, This Sichuan language is so pure! Who called? Normally, you wouldn't be this happy after you and your girlfriend got off the phone. Look at you, your mouth can't even close.

I told Lice that an elder who was in the distance had returned, and that I would visit him in the evening.

Elder? Lice obviously did not understand, said: Is there no generation gap?

Compared to our age, our seniors and I are like the legendary friends that have forgotten our youth.

Only then did Lice nod his head, and I thought he understood. Who knew that he would give me another sentence: What do you mean, forget about old friends?

I lost to him completely, really, I said to him: You go to Baidu, I tell you a ball!

After finishing what I needed to do, I bid farewell to the lice and directly took a taxi to Sichuan University. Sichuan University was really huge, I had actually forgotten to tell them that Sichuan University was a school district, with Zhang Kefan at the Jiang-An school campus near the airport.

There is still some distance between us and my school, in any case, Zhang Kefan still hasn't appeared after I arrived, I don't plan to go in and find unbalance. After going back and forth for a round, my mind was filled with thoughts of Look at my school, anyway it was unbalanced for a long time.

Then, I bought a pack of Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes from a convenience store not far away. I squatted on the curb and started to smoke, if Yue Weiyang was still there, he would probably say that I had wasted all my things. There was no other way, smoking would be more dangerous, so up until now, it had always been me smoking fake cigarettes.

Just as I finished my cigarette, I saw a pair of long legs walking towards me. I quickly threw away the cigarette in my hand and spat.

Actually, he clearly knew that he couldn't take the smell of the cigarette in his mouth, but he still couldn't help but act this way.

From top to bottom, it was simply perfect. As I watched Zhang Kefan slowly walk over, I couldn't help but exclaim in my heart. No wonder she was ranked third on the school's list, it's just such a pity …

Have you been waiting long? Zhang Kefan came over and told me.

You should drink more milk. I said to Zhang Kefan.

Did you smoke? Zhang Kefan said to me.

I didn't wait very long. It was only the time for a cigarette. I said to Zhang Kefan.

Why do you want me to drink milk? Zhang Kefan said to me.

I don't smoke. I said to Zhang Kefan.

Even I was at a loss for words from this skipping conversation. Thus, I simply stopped answering her and instead asked her, You're not going to ask me why I came to find you for no reason?

Zhang Kefan nodded his head seriously, and said: Right, why did you come to find me for no reason, and not let the Rain Spirit know yet. Right, I'm even more curious about why you made me drink milk for no reason.

I was sweating and I said to her, Can you stop worrying about the milk? Lao Xu is back, do you want to see him?

Grandpa Xu is back? Zhang Kefan immediately said in pleasant surprise. His voice might have been a little too loud, it immediately attracted a large amount of attention from the surroundings.

Zhang Kefan's face suddenly changed, her face did not have any expression at all, two eyes staring straight at me, as though I owed him a few hundred dollars.

I shivered and said, Don't stare at me like that. I don't owe you money.

As I spoke, I could feel that the gazes around me hadn't dispersed for a long time. I even heard some conversations of this type:

Who's that man?

Isn't that woman Zhang Kefan?

What's the relationship between the two of them? Did I just see Zhang Kefan smile?

You must be seeing things!

Zhang Kefan's expression did not change, and said: Let's go, let's not stand here foolishly.

Then she told me to follow her, and she went off on her own, and although I didn't know what was going on, I followed her anyway.

After walking for a distance, Zhang Kefan said to me, There are a lot of people chasing after her in the school. Most of the time, she would keep a cold face, and after a while, some people would retreat.

I finally understood that his cold face in the school was a layer of protection for me. I didn't know why, but I didn't ask either.

He only joked, So many people are chasing you and you're not interested in any of them?

Zhang Kefan said, The person I like is a peerless hero. One day, he will step on a rainbow cloud to pick me up …

Alright, alright. You don't need to use the Purple Clouds. Let's take a taxi. I hastily interrupted her. It was time for a big hero. Could it be that she wanted to tell me that she actually liked a monkey? I'm afraid I won't be able to accept it in a few decades.

Seeing me interrupt him, she pinched my waist and pinched it. That guy gave me so much pain and she didn't even let go. She brought her face close to my face and asked me while gritting her teeth, Speak, did you smoke just now? And why do you ask me to drink milk?

Damn, it really hurts. I said, Stop, stop. Let go of me first. I'll say it.

After she let go of me, I said to her, You can only choose one of the two questions. You can decide for yourself.

She looked at me, or rather at the pocket of my trousers, and said: There's no need to ask, your cigarettes are in your crying bag. Then why don't you answer for me to drink milk?

I looked at him and said, Look at the face of an angel, right? Her legs are long, her skin is white, and she knows how to cook. She is also very understanding. I don't know how many people find her a perfect goddess …

Get to the point!

I glanced at her breasts and said, Didn't you say you were going to eat something to make up for it? After saying that, I immediately scampered off. If I didn't run now, who would have known that she would deal with me.

Just as I ran out, I heard Zhang Kefan's somewhat anxious voice: Damned He Fang, stop right there!

Unless I'm stupid! Anyway, I just maintained a distance of over ten meters away from her. Looking at her flushed face, it is really quite interesting.

I don't know who will find such a great beauty in the future, but why do I feel like I'm still unwilling to part with her? After all, he had been playing since he was young.

The next moment, I was jolted back to my senses by the sound of a car horn and the screams of the others around me.

Ah!

Danger!

I shouted, Zhang Kefan!

At that moment, his mind was completely blank. He only had one thought, and that was to never let anything happen to Zhang Kefan.

The car was extremely close, and just as I was about to hit her, I took two steps forward and pounced towards Zhang Kefan.

I didn't know if I touched her first or if the car touched me first, but I felt that I fell onto Zhang Kefan's body and directly crashed into him because of inertia.

I hugged Zhang Kefan closer to my chest and used both hands to protect the back and the back of her head. Then, I felt a burning pain come from my shoulders, legs, hands, and back after a few rolls.

Then there was a muffled sound, as if the car had hit a tree.

F * ck! After swearing for a bit, I looked at Zhang Kefan who had a pale face and asked: Are you alright?

She shook her head and said, What about you?

Don't worry about me. It's good that you're fine. Quickly get up. You're really going to crush me to death. The burning pain in my body was making me feel a little uncomfortable.

When she stood up, I was about to stand up. She looked at me and screamed.

CHAPTER 202 - ROUTINE OLD XU

I was suddenly transformed into a rare animal. Really, it didn't feel good at all.

At this moment, the driver also came over, he kept apologizing to me, saying that he couldn't control himself, that he didn't know what was wrong with himself, that he couldn't control himself.

To tell the truth, I was still lying on the ground, but I wasn't stupid. I immediately looked into the distance through the gaps between the legs of the crowd, and sure enough, I saw a weasel, which turned and ran when it saw me looking at it again.

F * ck, I suffered a loss due to my words. It seems like this Nine-tailed Fox really wants to kill me.

Knowing that the driver was innocent, I didn't intend to make things difficult for him, so I said to him, Well, Master, with so many people looking at me like I was a monkey, can you still move your car? If you can move, help me move.

Alright, alright … The driver was probably scared. After all, if I really get dumped by him, he won't be able to escape a lawsuit.

Hurry up and stop crying, help me up! Are you afraid I'll touch your porcelain? I said to Zhang Kefan snappily.

At this time, the surrounding crowd would take out their phones and constantly pat them. They were really displaying the greatness of our people watching the show to the extreme. They could only bitterly smile in their hearts. Was this human nature?

Zhang Kefan came over and helped me up. Because of the pulling of my muscles, many of the wounds on my body felt painful for that guy.

Zhang Kefan's tears never stopped, and when she saw me grimace, she said to me: Does it hurt? Why don't I carry you!"

I was sweating when the driver pulled up in front of me and said, Get in. I'll take you to the hospital.

Zhang Kefan obviously didn't have a good impression of this driver, so she silently entered the car and sat next to me.

On the way, the driver kept telling me that he really didn't know what was going on and that he couldn't control his body and directly crashed into someone.

I felt a headache listening to him, so I said to him, Teacher, don't say anymore. My head is starting to hurt from listening to this. I really don't know how to extort money from you. I'm in a hurry to meet someone. Aiyo …. Damn you …

Only then did I notice that there was a piece of skin on Zhang Kefan's right knee. I asked her, Is your knee alright?

Don't speak, take off your clothes!

After saying that, Zhang Kefan wanted to pull off my clothes again, so I hurriedly stopped him. Don't, don't, just stick together, don't try to pull on me, it's really painful.

The driver seemed to be an honest person. After arriving at the hospital, he immediately ran around, waiting in line and finally letting out a sigh of relief when the doctor said skin wounds will be healed for a few days.

I didn't try to make things difficult for him. I only made him pay half of the medical fees. Although I can't blame him, my financial capabilities are limited, so this is all I can do.

There were bandages all over his body, and Zhang Kefan sat on the side saying, What do we do now? Do you want to inform elder sister?

I hurriedly rejected. Don't, right now is not the time to worry about Sister Kexuan, not the time to be worried about others. Moreover, the doctor said that it is just a small injury and it will be healed in a few days. I grew up in this kind of situation. To me, this is just a small matter.

You also said that you should take a look at yourself to see how many places on your body are good? Zhang Kefan said: Did you know that I was really scared just now? If something were to happen to you, what would I do?

Aren't I fine? I comforted her and said, And look at your knee, it's also broken. Aiyo, my heart hurts. Those are the longer legs.

She was suddenly amused by me, so she said to me: Quickly stop talking. What about Grandpa Xu? You won't be able to go now.

I said, I can't move anymore. Isn't he still able to move? Moreover, I got into a car accident. How serious is this? Hurry up and get him to come and see me.

As I said that, I took out my phone and called Lao Xu. After I called him, I immediately gave the phone to Zhang Kefan and said: Quickly, quickly tell him that I was in a car accident on my way over, and that I was lying in the hospital. Tell him to come over quickly, I want to see him for the last time.

Zhang Kefan, under my threat, brought all of my flowers over to Lao Xu. Lao Xu's tone was filled with disbelief, he hung up the phone after saying I'll go over right now.

After that, I laid on the bed and leisurely ate the apples that were peeled from Zhang Kefan.

In just a few minutes, my phone rang again. It was Lao Xu, but the person who spoke was an unfamiliar woman, her tone was very anxious: Hello, is it little brother He Fang or little sister Zhang Kefan?

Zhang Kefan then said, I am Zhang Kefan, may I ask if you are Grandpa Xu's …

I am his daughter, just now when my father heard that something had happened to Little Brother He Fang, he immediately went outside. When he went out, he was hit by a three-wheel car.

Zhang Kefan and I were stunned. At this time, Lao Xu's daughter had returned, and the important thing was how Lao Xu was doing.

After I put on my clothes, I was about to leave. Zhang Kefan also knew which was the lighter and which was the heavier, and didn't say anything about If you're injured, then don't go.

Zhang Kefan kept on comforting me, but right now I felt like I was being f * cking cheap, insisting on doing something, how could I forget that Lao Xu is already an old man, and isn't Yue Weiyang, who can run and jump.

Zhang Kefan comforted me the whole way, saying that it was fine, that the tricycle wasn't a car, and that it shouldn't be a big problem to rub on it once or twice.

But how could I have heard it? I could only keep urging the driver to hurry up.

According to his own words, swindlers also have their own principles. Moreover, he knows a bit of things, and can't be considered a complete swindler.

Zhang Kefan was silent all along the way, other than comforting me, but from the way the two of them were meditating, I knew that she was also extremely worried.

Zhang Kefan had always called Zhang Kefan her daughter by her first name ever since they met. Zhang Kefan also seemed to have treated Lao Xu and Lao Sun as her grandfather.

The car drove past the entrance of our small district and went straight to the entrance of the Burial Items Street. Zhang Kefan got off the car first, and then I also got off. The wounds on her body hurt me, but I had to endure it no matter how much it hurt.

Lao Xu! Lao Xu!

Just as I reached the entrance, I shouted. The paper clip shop that was usually open closed at this moment, making the bad feeling in my heart grow even stronger. I mustn't let anything big happen to me. I mustn't!

At this moment, I could only endure the pain in my body as I prayed in my heart.

I limped up to the door and pushed it open. The scene in the room made me stunned.

Lao Xu was still lying on his sofa, throwing peanuts into his innermost room, and sitting next to a woman that Zhang Kefan and I don't know, making more tea for him.

This is...

Zhang Kefan and I looked at each other, not understanding the situation.

Lao Xu pointed at me and Zhang Kefan, and said: These are the He Fang and Zhang Kefan that I told you about. Did you see that? I'm very safe on this side!

Lao Xu, what's with this?

Lao Xu turned his head and looked at me with disdain: Brat, you think you can scram me? I'm afraid you're still a little too inexperienced. Didn't you get into a car accident to the point that you want to see me for the last time? Come on, come on. Explain it to me.

When Zhang Kefan saw that Lao Xu was fine, she immediately let out a long sigh of relief, and said: Grandpa Xu, it's good that you're fine, but what exactly is going on here?

Lao Xu snorted, he pointed his nose at me and said: A set!

CHAPTER 203 - XU PEI NING

Many times, it was like this. When you were plotting against others, they would also try to scheme against you, but most of the time, you wouldn't know it yourself.

I'm not an idiot, but when Lao Xu used his nostrils to say the word routine to me, I understood what was going on. I swear, at that time, if his daughter wasn't here, I would have pulled at his beard with all the pain in my body.

I unhappily said to Lao Xu: I say, Lao Xu, this is your mistake. How could you lie to me? Do you know that I have something to worry about?

Look at Zhang Ke … Your daughter is crying so much that her eyes are red. You said that you are already old, but you just don't have any reason to mess with her?

Hearing that Zhang Kefan had cried so much that his eyes had turned red, Lao Xu immediately said to Zhang Kefan: Aiyo, my daughter, it's Old Man's fault, look at those eyes, aiyo …

At this time, the door was directly pushed open, and Lao Sun hurriedly walked in, saying, You, Old Blue Taoist, did you bully your daughter again?! You dare to bully your daughter after just returning? Are you asking for a beating?

I saw Lao Xu's daughter staring blankly at the scene, and obviously didn't understand what was going on. The complicated expression on his face made me feel that it was a little funny.

Did that girl bully his? Stop bullshitting! Lao Xu immediately stood between Lao Sun and himself, denying it right away.

Do you think I didn't hear you? Let me tell you, I just heard my daughter crying and her eyes turned red because of you, old man."

Lao Sun also refused to retreat a single step.

Looking at these two treasures, I immediately smiled, but when I smiled, the wounds on my body began to throb, and my smile turned into a grin.

Zhang Kefan must have seen my strange expression and immediately ran over to help me up. "Are you alright?

Eh, brat, what are you making? Zhang Kefan ran out from behind Lao Xu, so of course Lao Xu and Lao Xu noticed me as well.

I snappily said, I told you I was hit by a car on the phone and you didn't believe me. In the end, you said something happened to you and I immediately came to see you with a body full of injuries.

Don't make too much noise first. Lao Xu said to Lao Sun.

Lao Sun crossed his arms and sat next to me, then said to Lao Xu: Do you think I want to argue with you?

Then he turned to me and said, Is there anything wrong with your injury? I'm guessing you'll be able to get here from the hospital. I don't think it's a serious injury.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. You're trying to comfort me. I feel like you're insulting me.

Lao Xu said: Stinking brat, this time it was Old Man that was in the wrong. How about this, when you are better, I will treat you to a roasted chicken, do you think so?

I think you think everyone wants to eat roast chicken just like you do. You're turning into a roast chicken.

Of course, the most important thing right now wasn't roasting the chicken. I pointed at her daughter and said, You don't want to introduce me?

Lao Xu then reacted, and said: Oh look at my memory, I'm Pei Ning, like I said before, this is the He Fang and Zhang Kefan that I told you about, that old man is very concerned about me, look here, a car accident, when they heard about me, they immediately ran over to look for me.

Stinky brat, my daughter, this is my daughter, her name is Xu Pei-Ning, and your name is Sister Pei-Ning.

When Zhang Kefan and I called her Big Sister Pei Ning and called her Pei Ning, I deliberately sized her up. The first impression I got was that she was extremely capable, with her long hair and long skirt on her body.

As for age, a woman's age and weight couldn't be guessed at no matter what. In general, Sister Pei Ning was the kind of woman who gave off the impression of being refined with a single glance.

I remember that two years ago, there were people who divided women into the Lolita, Big Sis and the Queen.

There's also this … Lao Xu pointed to Lao Sun with his chin, and said: This is the old liar I told you about, his surname is Sun.

Lao Sun was clenching his teeth beside me. If not for Sister Pei Ning, the two of them would have definitely started fighting.

Uncle Sun. Sister Pei Ning politely called Lao Sun, and said: My dad has such a temper, don't mind him.

When Lao Sun heard the two words Uncle Sun, he immediately grinned and laughed, saying: No no, his character is like a little child, I'll go back and make a fuss about it with him. I normally give him a hand.

Lao Xu's face was unsettled for a moment, and then he said: Pei Ning, I'm your father, and he's your father? That elbow-clatter of yours!

Aiyo, dad. Didn't you say that you have good friends here that can't make me worry? I saw it, so I'm not worried.

Sister Pei Ning said, I can see that you and Uncle Sun are good friends. It's so good to play chess together when the two of them are free. Why are you always arguing?

Then, Sister Pei Ning turned around and said to Zhang Kefan and I: My two brothers and sister, I'll have to trouble you guys to come and take a look around from now on. After all, a person's mental strength can't match their age.

Zhang Kefan said, "Sister Pei Ning, don't worry. We will come often to Grandpa Xu's place, and even if we're not here, Grandpa Sun will be here as well.

Only then did Sister Pei Ning feel reassured and nod her head, before asking me if there was anything wrong with my injury. I said it was just a scratch, a small problem.

Then, Zhang Kefan quietly glared at me. I glared at her chest and her face immediately flushed red. She must have thought about the matter regarding the milk that I mentioned.

After Lao Xu left, Lao Sun would often come to his shop to take a look, so there was no dust in the room. Sister Pei Ning, with Zhang Kefan's help, tidied up the things on the table, and then the two of them went to buy some things for dinner.

Sister Pei Ning had said that she would go out to eat, but Lao Sun thought it was a waste.

Then, only the two elders and myself were left in the room. After giving Lao Xu a chance, I asked Lao Xu, I say, Lao Xu, I have something to ask you.

Business? Do you still have business to attend to? Tell me about it. "

I asked Lao Xu: Do you still need to help that Director Huang before you leave? is the Director Huang who has the Ice Essence in his hands.

Lao Xu nodded and said, Do you know?

Can you trick me to use the Ice Essence in his hand for a period of time? Don't worry, it really is only used for a period of time. Once I'm done, I'll return it to him.

Wait a minute, I didn't understand at all. What do you mean 'lure the Ice Essence over here'? What is the meaning of this coaxing? "

Lao Sun added on at the side, A scam is a scam, what this brat means is that you're an old lackey.

Who the hell are you? You look like an honest Old Blue!" Lao Xu was so angry that he wanted to curse at Lao Sun again.

I immediately advised the two of them, and turned to Lao Xu, and said: You can't do it, I am truly useful. Actually if you still didn't come back, I would have contacted Lao Sun to go with me.

Lao Xu stroke his beard and said: Last time I should have told him about the importance of Ice Essence, so it's a bit difficult to borrow it this time, since it's a treasure, the door that makes me rich is lost.

But, that won't be difficult for me. Lao Xu said to me proudly: No need to worry, if you're not, then we'll wait here for two days. If you're staying, then we'll wait for Pei Ning to leave first, and furthermore, you're wounded right now, so you still have to rest for a few days.

Lao Sun was unsatisfied now, and said to me: Brat, why did you insist on waiting for his return, do I look like a useless person? Have you forgotten who solved your problem of collecting the quicksand?

With regards to Lao Sun finding words to talk about, I feel a headache, so I could only say: Director Huang and Lao Xu know each other, I think if Lao Xu didn't do it, it would be easier for us to do it?

Then, I whispered to Lao Sun, You are someone with true ability, how can I let you do such a deceptive thing, right?

This fellow gave me a headache, I was afraid that these two would find the time to talk, only by coming back at this time did Zhang Kefan and Big Sister Pei Ning manage to help me out.

CHAPTER 204 - SCHEDULE

Both of my hands were injured, bruised, and eating was a problem, so Zhang Kefan fed me mouthful after mouthful. Everyone, don't think that I was that happy.

As she fed him, she started to laugh. This guy, he just made me speechless.

After we finished eating dinner, Zhang Kefan and I prepared to leave. My home was obviously right next to ours, but because of the pain in my body, I really couldn't go back.

Originally, I wanted to come and see Lao Xu and then come home tonight. That's why I told Lice that I wouldn't be going back to my room tonight.

Zhang Kefan limped out of Lao Xu's paper binding shop and called for a taxi. The fare was still given to the driver, Big Sis Pei Ning.

Before returning to the dormitory, I called Mouse and his concubine and asked them to come and pick me up at the school gate. This time, I was hit by a car.

When I arrived, my concubine and Mouse were already waiting at the school gate. Zhang Kefan helped me out of the car as they ran over.

Holy shit, didn't you get hit by a car? I thought you were going to cast a cast on your legs, but it doesn't seem to be the same as what I imagined." Mouse came around me and said.

I snappily said, Scram! There isn't a single piece of skin on my body that's good. Don't touch me, it hurts like hell.

The concubine looked at Zhang Kefan and said, This beauty is …

Hello, I am He Fang's little sister. My name is Zhang Kefan. I will have to trouble the two of you to take care of He Fang in the next few days. As Zhang Kefan said this, she shook hands with Mouse and her concubine very formally.

Mouse laughed mischievously and said, What a beautiful woman wants, she will definitely do it.

The two of you can go anywhere and send her back to Sichuan University. I said to my concubine and Mouse.

Sichuan University! The two grandsons shouted at the same time.

What the heck am I shouting for? What's wrong with Kawahara?

Mouse stroked his chin and said, Isn't the gap between brother and sister a little too big? One of them is studying double the technique and the other is studying specialized knowledge.

I finally understood what these two meant, but I couldn't refute them!

After saying a few more words, Mouse supported me back to my room, and my concubine sent Zhang Kefan back.

At the entrance of the dorm, I was once again stopped by the auntie. However, I first raised my hand that was full of gauze, then shakily took off my short sleeve to let her see the wound. She didn't say anything as she let me in.

Legs abrasion, back abrasion, shoulder abrasion, both hands abrasion, your sister is all abrasion ah!

After returning to the dorm room, Mouse and Lice looked at my entire body and said, You … This is simply a necessary part of her body.

I painfully looked at my back in the mirror. The injury from a long time ago made my back look like two colors. Now, it's three colors instead.

Sometimes, even I don't understand why my luck is so bad. I didn't get any serious injuries, but I still get a lot of minor ones.

Because sadness is also injury, shoulder injury is left side, so I can only choose to sleep on the ground or face the wall, in short, sleep, I don't want to sleep, with the belt pants I don't want to wear, urination is too painful, because of the hand pain, to unbuckle the belt it takes half a day.

He woke up several times a night in pain, but they were all because he forgot that he was injured, so he subconsciously went to grab the bed cover or something.

The next morning, the lice went to get me some soy milk with a straw, and the steamed buns were placed on the table. Then I put my mouth on the steamed buns on the table and ate as much as I could.

Mouse closed his eyes and turned his butt towards me, saying, You're so disgusting, don't you think? I haven't even fed my girlfriend yet, don't even think about it.

In any case, three steamed buns were eaten for 20 minutes. I really can't stand this kind of life.

Then, I used my fingers to dial Han Shudie's number one by one. After the call connected, she said to me, Hey, handsome, you're still willing to call me?

I don't know why, but I swallowed back the words that were about to come out of my mouth. I said to her, You're my wife. I've missed you.

Let's go to the same school. If you miss me, then come find me. I have nothing better to do right now anyway, or I'll go find you. Where are you?

Don't! I hastily replied, I'm not at school right now. It'll probably take me about a week to get back.

I can't even say why, but I just don't want Han Shudie to know that I'm injured. Not everything has a reason. Maybe it's more appropriate for me to use it now.

You skipped classes again?! Han Shudie didn't seem to be curious about what I was doing outside, or she knew that even if she asked me, I wouldn't tell her.

My roommate helped me answer the call. It's fine.

After talking to Han Shudie for a long time, I had wanted her to solve my food problem, such as feeding me a few meals, increasing my relationship, maybe even getting some sparks out of it, before I called her.

But the moment the call connected, I changed my mind, I didn't want Han Shudie to know what was on my hands.

After a while, it was noon. Mouse and his concubine went out to accompany their girlfriend, while Lice said that he would stay behind to take care of me. I said that someone would come later, so he just went out to look for his ideal girlfriend.

Not long later, Yue Weiyang rushed in holding his lunch, and scolded: Tiger Qiu, it's so f * cking hot!

It's the end of November, as we say on our side. The sun will burst into heat a few days before the temperature goes down, and these are called autumn tigers, and after that it will begin to overheat from autumn to winter.

I said to him, Hurry up and stop talking. Do you know where the wounds on my body came from?

Didn't you say that the car crashed? As he spoke, Yue Weiyang spread out the lunch he brought up on the table.

I sighed and said, It was a car, all right, but the owner was possessed by Yellowhide.

The hand Yue Weiyang was holding the chopsticks with immediately stiffened, and said: You mean, it's one of the Nine-tailed Fox's subordinates?

I nodded. There's no other possibility.

Yue Weiyang opened a can of iced beer and gulped half of it down in one go. He burped and said, Damn it, it seems like Nine-tailed Fox is really not some ordinary beast. We have to hurry it up too.

Of course I know, I just told him about Lao Xu's matter. At least, for now, I have the confidence to find the ice jade, since I have the Fire Jade and Ghost Tears.

Yue Weiyang said happily: Does that mean we already have three of the nine items?

I shook my head. Three and a half.

Yue Weiyang did not understand.

I said, My girlfriend's left eye is Yin Eye, and because it's on her, it can only be considered a half-step view. Furthermore, if we're going to remove the eye, then no matter what, I can't let this formation appear in this world.

Sure, then tell me if you want my help or not. Yue Weiyang then threw a piece of meat into his mouth.

Looking at this tall and sturdy man in front of me, I feel really awkward.

You have to be careful yourself. Who knows, maybe the Nine-tailed Fox will make a move against you.

Yue Weiyang laughed out wildly and said: "You're looking for trouble with me? It's just like the White Immortal last time, don't even think about leaving when you're here. Recently, when I have nothing better to do, I will go back to the Uncle Guan to pass on my new knowledge to him.

After Yue Weiyang said this, I felt that my own strength seemed to have reached a bottleneck and I could no longer continue to improve. However, I myself knew that I had not even taken out sixty to seventy percent of the San Qing Book s that I had encountered and used.

It looked like it was time to go back and find Master after obtaining the cold jade!

Yue Weiyang said that this plan was also fine, but we were always on the defensive and it was not fun, so it was time for us to take the initiative.

CHAPTER 205 - CONVALESCENCE

Regarding the Maoshan that old Hanged Ghost Xie Bian talked about, I would rather believe that there would definitely be people left in the Maoshan who would not doubt my master.

Just like how Master also told me that he was the only one with Maoshan, but wasn't Zhou Caixing the one who was plotted against by that person? That person himself also said that he was Maoshan's disciple, even though his master was killed by him.

But since there was one person, who knew if there would be a second person, hiding somewhere, planning on how to take the Ghost King's Imperial Decree.

Yue Weiyang burped and said: He's really f * cking unhappy, but after planning it out, he gave me a beauty assistant. You don't even know how coquettish he is, but the next day I went to ask Director Meng to transfer her away.

I almost choked on my saliva. You don't want to have a beautiful assistant? It was actually withdrawn!

Yue Weiyang looked at me with disdain and said: Lao He, you don't understand me. I have only loved spirits in my entire life, the rest of the women are all scum in my eyes.

I hurriedly told him to stop, and even said only love the spirit one for all your life. A man like you, can't you be so useless, I have layers upon layers of goosebumps, and has this Feng Yuling also promised you? Oh, that's not right, you shouldn't ask that. Did you tell Feng Yuling that you like her?

None at all! Yue Weiyang said in all seriousness: But it's so obvious, I believe she had already felt it a long time ago.

I said, Feel my ass. Do you think this is a movie or TV show? If you don't pay attention, you can feel each other's breathing and heartbeat.

Yue Weiyang immediately frowned, and said: Then what do you think I should do? Lao He, you are surrounded by beauties, you have to help me!

I also said that when I had time, I would go see his Uncle Guan. However, he insisted on meeting my master first, so I was too lazy to argue with him, hence I agreed.

I spent the next few days in pain and happiness, fed, washed, and helped with classes, but unfortunately they were all male and a little disgusting.

I found it more conducive to healing to gather the moisture that would fit me to myself, and as soon as November was over, I was free.

Seeing that the year is almost over, I contacted Lao Xu immediately. Lao Xu said that Sister Pei Ning has already returned to the United States and that she's busy with work.

Wait, something's not right with your tone!

At that time, Lao Xu said, Aiyo, you little brat, you don't know about this, but she has finally left. She woke me up early every day and told me to go to bed early. My God, you don't even know I've been coming here these past few days.

It's not hot in the afternoon, but she said the air isn't good and she actually forbade me to dance with those old ladies in the square. Fuck … You don't know these past few days? Aiyo, I've been calling that old brat over to play chess with me every day. It's not that it's easy to play, it's just that I can't win against that old guy.

When the call connected, Lao Xu's mouth was like a machine gun, he kept shooting at my ear, Da Da Da, I quickly stopped and asked him the main topic: Do you remember the thing I told you last time?

Last time? What is it?"

I almost kneeled down. He really didn't remember the feelings I said.

So I said, It's the Ice Essence, the one I told you about last time. I want to borrow one.

Lao Xu who was on the other end of the phone immediately scolded: You dog f * cker, you really want to hit someone else's precious thing? I'm telling you, you better put that thought away as soon as possible, hmph!

I don't even dare to take things that are too important. You reprimanded child, there's something wrong with your mind!

I was speechless, did Lao Xu treat me as a liar? So I said to him, You wait until I get there, and then I'll tell you in detail.

Then, he hung up the phone and went straight to Lao Xu's paper plucking shop. As he was passing by Sunlight Home, I looked up and saw that they had all passed by the same door!

F * ck you! Legend has it that Da Yu governed the waters for ten years and was unable to enter his home three times. When he returned to his hometown later on, he coincidentally met his own wife and had children.

Back then, when he read this story, he was filled with admiration towards Yu the Great. After all, this sort of dedication wasn't something to be trifled with. How many people like him could be found in society now? Very few!

But now that I look back at this story, I want to ask three questions:

A: Did Yu Yu really live in the Yu Dynasty for three years?

B: Did Yu the Great treat the water for ten years?

C: How did Yu's wife get pregnant?

It can't be ten years ago, right? Your sister Nezha only needs to be pregnant for three years, and your son, Da Yu, needs to be pregnant for ten years?! Why? Why are you asking me?!

All in all, we can see from this: Yu Yu is wearing a hat, or green!

Then, he stupidly raised a baby cub for her. Damn, as to whose it was, this question was probably as hard to find as the location of Zhuge Liang's grave.

Lao Xu, Lao Xu! I greeted Lao Xu at the door.

Old Blue said. You've lost again!

You can't do it, you old fool, come again!

If you come here, I'm afraid you'll lose to me. Are you really coming?

Come!

Listening to their conversation, he probably didn't hear me, and was still playing chess with Lao Sun, but how could this chess be done quickly? It was clear that Lao Xu was still too inexperienced, and was under Lao Sun's control.

After entering, I realised that I was thinking too much, your sister, these two old fellows are playing Go, listening to the conversation, I'm afraid that Lao Xu has already lost many rounds, I think he has lost for a very long time.

Stinky brat, why don't you sit for a while. Lao Xu didn't even look at me, Wait until I fight with him for a round!

I looked at the chess board, Lao Sun's triangle was still short of one, but he lost once he put it on, but Lao Xu obviously didn't realize this, and still chewed on the second joint of his thumb.

Since we were already here, I wasn't in a hurry. I just sat there and watched the two of them leave.

Lao Sun didn't seem to be in a hurry at all, he even chatted with me: Xiao Fang, is your body alright?

I said it was okay.

Lao Sun started to feel that it was good to be young. For people like them, once they knocked on the door, they would most likely be able to save themselves and lie down for 10 to 15 days.

I immediately laughed in my heart. Last time, when the two Lao Sun's family members were about to go out for a stroll, the Town Security caught sight of them and a big chase took place.

Just when I reached the intersection, the speed of the two of them made it seem as though there were dogs chasing them. I could barely catch up to them, and the most important thing was the slippers they wore!

If he gave the two of them a pair of sneakers, wouldn't the two of them be joining the Olympics?!

Afterwards, the two of them said that they had no choice but to run. If they caught one, it would be worth several thousand yuan in fines. And with their speed, they would only be average for a street full of funeral items.

Then, the two of them said to me, "You don't know that cripple on the other side of the street who specializes in scam, he couldn't even catch up with the Town Security while riding a motorcycle. Once, he was stuck in a dead end.

From then on, Cripple became the number one runner in our Burial Items Street. The record of skipping two or three motorcycles has been kept up till now. Fuck, we won't be able to catch up anyways.

No more, no more! Lao Xu suddenly slammed the table, and said: Next hammer, table lose!

Lao Sun calmly put the flag away and said, A month's worth of breakfast, every morning at 8 o'clock, don't forget!

Lao Xu Humph! Unexpectedly, I did not refute him. It was clear that this time Lao Xu did not have a temper due to his loss, and did not scold Lao Sun.

Finished? I moved my head closer to her and said: Since I'm done, let's talk business. I'm serious about using that Ice Essence, Lao Xu, you think of a way.

Lao Sun said: He is Old Blue, there's nothing that you can't trick. You just have to see if he wants to trick you or not.

Hehe, Lao Xu, I understand you too well!

CHAPTER 206 - OLD XU AGREED

Lao Xu took a sip of water and said to me: "Brat, just tell me, what do you want this for? I already said it before, Ice Essence are good things, and whoever gets them will belong to me.

What are you doing here? Do you believe that I can tell you that I am going to save the world?

Just like last time, it was also because the girl was sick and had to use this thing.

I unwillingly said to Lao Xu: How many years have we known each other, do you not trust me? Why would I use this thing for? It's really hard to explain, and it's not that hard to tell you. This matter involves too many things.

But I swear, I definitely don't want this thing. It's really useful! As I spoke, I kept thinking about what I had said to Lao Xu about the Nine Tailed Demon Fox Third Great-grandfather Hu and the other stuff like that.

Xiao Fang can't tell you that it's naturally because he can't tell you the reason. You should ask him for the name of the hammer. Lao Sun finally spoke up from the side, How about this, you don't need to give me a month's worth of breakfast.

Help!

As soon as Lao Sun finished speaking, he directly hit the nail on the head. I instantly understood that Lao Xu had been waiting here for Lao Sun the entire time, to not give him this one month's worth of food.

Lao Sun also reacted from the side, his face not looking too good.

Lao Xu picked up his cup and took a sip of water before saying: Haha, Old X, if I can't beat you on the chessboard, you can't beat me in your life. Hahaha, then thank you for breakfast this month.

After saying that, Lao Xu stood up and walked into the room while humming a small tune, Lao Sun, thank you!

Lao Sun ignored me. It was obvious that he was still sulking because of that one month's breakfast.

After a while, Lao Xu walked out of the room. He was already dressed in his Chinese tunic, and I thought that he was about to set off. I praised him in my heart, The efficiency is not bad, and stood up as well.

Lao Xu looked at me and said, What are you doing?

I was also stunned. What are you doing? Aren't you dressed in all seriousness? Aren't you going to set off?

Let's go my ass. It's been a long time since I've worn this set of clothes. Let's give it a try first and try to gather some energy. Besides, you still have to wait for my plan for this matter. Do you know? Lao Xu obviously didn't think of himself as an elder when he said this, but I also didn't seem to think of him as an elder either.

Then I …

You my ass. Then, go back and wait for my notification. Who knows, I might not want your matter. Lao Xu's words were filled with confidence for himself.

Seeing that he was so confident, I also felt a lot more at ease. After all, if he wasn't careful enough, he might ruin my reputation. He definitely wouldn't be careless.

Since Lao Xu agreed to the Ice Essence's request, then this matter should slowly stabilize. The next thing to do would be to find the Ghost King's Imperial Decree, the Immortal Medicine, the Yang Eyes …

But in my heart, other than your sister, there's nothing else I want to say. That's right, the elixir of life, since it's said like this, there definitely is, but I can't guarantee that I won't be able to eat it immediately after I find it.

It was just like what the old lecturer in the classroom said. It was something that Qin Shi Huang had yearned for in his dreams, but he still couldn't eat it, hmm … I don't know if I've eaten.

When I left Lao Xu's house, that guy was worrying about me, and he didn't have any leads. Moreover, what the heck is the combination of the five elements and the Mortal Soul? I have no idea what this is, okay?

F * ck, there's a god-like or extremely smart guy in other TV shows and novels. No matter how bad he is, there's still a fortune-telling guy. At least he can give the protagonist a hint on what to do next.

He had no idea, he was looking for a needle in a haystack!

Since I wasn't in a hurry, I didn't call her a Dial or a taxi. Sitting on the bus would let my brain go a little bit, so maybe I would have a clue.

A few minutes later, the bus passed by a chain store that I hadn't been to for a long time. It was a red light, so the bus stopped and I looked in.

At this moment, a person in white clothes, black pants and white shoes walked out and stretched himself in front of the store. If I remember correctly, he should be the store manager of the chain store I met.

It was probably because of the bustle of business today that he came over to help. His eyes were quite sharp, and he directly saw me through the window. He gave me a faint smile, and I waved my hand as the car started once again.

Looking at Zhang Yang who was slowly moving backwards, I suddenly felt a bit sad.

Actually, I really want to get to know this Zhang Yang. However, I have never had the chance to know him. He can open a chain store by himself at such a young age.

It's a pity that his people and I don't seem to have any connections. After all, he is an inspired ordinary person while I am a bitter Yin Yang Mr..

But then again, if there were any interactions, that was clear. This kind of thing was like if you wanted to fart when you had diarrhea but had to go to the toilet. If you didn't take off your pants and squat down, you would never know whether it was sh * t or shit.

The bus had to run for almost an hour, and I was wobbling, and a moment later I was thinking about the San Qing Book again.

There should be a total of three San Qing Book s, the Wonder Gate Escape Armor, Phantom Devouring Talisman and Divination Formula.

I said that it would be three books, but up until now, I still haven't seen the inheritors of the other two books. Even though Yue Weiyang doesn't know what the other two books are, I feel like he's hiding something strange.

This is that damned five points and three points. Even now, I still don't know what I'm missing or what I'm lacking. I just hope that it's not a lack of money. I'd rather be short of life than money.

As Uncle Benshan said: Do you know what the most painful thing in life is? People were still alive, they had lost their money!

Back then, when he was young, he felt that it was funny when he heard it. Now that he thought about it, it was indeed worthy of being on the Spring Festival Gala's show.

As for what Yue Weiyang is lacking, although I do not know, but if I can guess, it must be because he is unscrupulous.

The CJ Academy is standing on …

The bus stopped and I got off the bus. Since it was fine, the temperature in the past two days had started to cool down. The bus stopped and I got off the bus.

He couldn't see her legs anymore, but this set of stockings made many of the men's imaginations run wild. It was simply torture.

Cough, cough, I ran away! Let's continue talking. Unknowingly, I had already reached the artificial lake that Chun Dongyi almost dragged underwater to soak in death.

Then I thought about the couple I met that night when I was squatting here, who came to the lakeside in the dark to build bricks and tiles for socialism in China.

The news about the sealing of the school was indeed strict enough to not leak out. Now that the walls of the artificial lake had been raised and decorated, it looked even more beautiful.

However, what was funny was that the water was still green. No one could understand why you would spend so much money to repair the exterior, yet you didn't want to exchange the water for water or draw water in to be exchanged for a flowing water source.

The water was smelly. No matter how extravagant the construction was, no one would come here. No one could figure out the reason behind such simple logic. All of them were university lecturers, professors, and leaders.

To be honest, last time I went to school, it was also my first time going there, and I ran into Chun Dongyi, this grandson, who almost took my life. From then on, I didn't dare to run around inside the school again.

I wish I could meet a beauty somewhere.

You with the surname Zeng, you will regret it!

Just as I was thinking this, I heard a woman's fierce voice.

CHAPTER 207 - BLOOD INFANT

It might be a little too much to say it's vicious, but it's basically the same as saying He Fang, just you wait when I finished my junior high school fight. The words that the other party used to say He Fang, just you wait were basically cursing you to die a horrible death or something.

Moreover, this sentence revealed too much information. Most likely, it was because this woman had been dumped by that surnamed Zeng that she was able to use this discordant way of breaking up to express her blessings.

There were three reasons why he would be dumped:

A: Ugly;

B: She was beautiful, but her rival was more beautiful than she was.

C: She's beautiful, but her rival is bigger than she is.

As I thought about it in my mind, I pretended to walk past him slowly. Of course, I would also curiously look at him a few times.

Maybe it's my bad luck. Just as I was sizing her up, she looked up from her cell phone, and our eyes met. This guy … I was about to cough to ease the awkward atmosphere, but he opened his mouth:

What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beauty before?

I couldn't even catch up with her standard Mandarin. Even my standard version of Chuanpu was too embarrassed to take it out, but I still braced myself and said to her, You're not looking at me. You know I'm looking at you?

This was the time to show my shamelessness. After all, no one knew me after this period of time.

Looking at her, she should be the third one of the three situations I mentioned earlier. She looked pretty pretty pretty anyway, with her slightly curly yellow hair and oval face, as well as her sexy pair of stockings and long legs. Unfortunately, she looked just like Zhang Kefan, flying in the airport.

This Mandarin of yours, it's better that you speak it yourself in Sichuan. That woman clearly had a bellyful of anger that she wanted to vent. It just so happened that I bumped into her when I was walking over here. It seemed that she wasn't planning on letting me go.

But no matter what, as long as she doesn't hit me,